Obama sets goal of fake Mars landing in 10 years
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) -- President Obama today outlined his new direction for the space program by ...
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The late Robert Kardashian, an attorney who was a member of O.J. Simpson’s murder defense team and the biological father to Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, has inked a deal to star in a new reality series for Bravo, entitled “Resurrecting Kardashian.”
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Obama urges citizens to hearken back to the
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FENTON, IL (TheSkunk.org) — In a commencement address before 300 graduating high school seniors, President Obama urged Americans to recall with fondness the era of his presidential campaign of 2008, which he referred to as “good times for all.”
Increase in Contract Killings Sign of Economic Recovery
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — A new study conducted by the U.S. Department of Commerce shows a connection between an increase in contract killings — so-called “murders for hire” — and the latest upward tick in the economy.
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Heterosexual Couple to Adopt Gay Baby
TRENTON, NJ (TheSkunk.org) — Unable to conceive their own homosexual child, a straight married couple is seeking to adopt a gay baby, according to state authorities.
New iPhone ‘Just makes Calls’
Steve Jobs released details of Apple’s newest generation iPhone today, astounding techies around the world when it was revealed the device only has only two functions.
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Palin proposes ‘Mound of Mexicans’ to stop oil leak
WASILLA, AK — Sarah Palin submitted a proposal today to stop illegal immigration and the oil spill at the same time by using those who have entered this country unlawfully to form a giant “Mound of Mexicans,” large enough to plug the leak.
BP CEO assures public his salary will not be affected by spill
NEW ORLEANS (TheSkunk.org) — In a television commercial to be aired later this week, BP CEO Tony Hayward reassures the American people that his corporate compensation package will not be affected “in any way” by the oil spill.
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Prop 8 Backers Try Again with Prop 8.5
The backers of California’s Proposition 8, the law banning same-sex marriages, which was recently declared unconstitutional by a federal judge, are confident their next legislative attempt will pass judicial muster.
Mel Gibson to Head RNC
In a survey taken shortly after Gibson’s infamous phone tirades against his ex-girlfriend were made public, 83% of RNC members said they “strongly admired” the epithet-spouting Oscar-winning actor.
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Murder-Suicide attempt thwarted when suspect kills himself first
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BP opens its first new gas station since oil spill
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