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Barron Trump to Serve as Secretary of Child Labor

WASHINGTON ( – Despite an onslaught of conflict-of-interest accusations, President-Elect Donald Trump today announced he has ap...

Happy Thanksgiving

Plot to Slaughter Millions of Turkeys Thwarted by FBI

HUNTSVILLE, AR ( -- FBI agents shut down an apparent terrorist plot to murder millions of innocent turkeys just prior to the Am...

Science & Tech

Donald Trump and the planet Uranus

Uranus to Appear as Large as Donald Trump’s Head on August 27th

PASADENA, CA ( -- Star viewers will be in for a real treat on August 27, when Uranus wi...


Jon Stewart and presidential candidates

Jon Stewart to Moderate Republican Presidential Debate

NEW YORK ( -- Although Jon Stewart is retiring as host of “The Daily Show,” his fans won’t have to wait long for his return to ...

Skunk Classics

Baby Rescued From Inside Woman’s Body

TALAHASEE, FL ( -- An infant was discovered Saturday curled up inside a woman’s body.  According to police, Alessandria Kitting...