Murder-Suicide attempt thwarted when suspect kills himself first
SEATTLE (TheSkunk.org) -- The plans of a disgruntled accountant to kill his co-workers with a ...
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WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — President Obama today outlined his new direction for the space program by setting the goal of faking a landing on the surface of Mars by the end of the decade.
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Increase in Contract Killings Sign of Economic Recovery
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — A new study conducted by the U.S. Department of Commerce shows a connection between an increase in contract killings — so-called “murders for hire” — and the latest upward tick in the economy.
Obama urges citizens to hearken back to the
Obama of 2008
FENTON, IL (TheSkunk.org) — In a commencement address before 300 graduating high school seniors, President Obama urged Americans to recall with fondness the era of his presidential campaign of 2008, which he referred to as “good times for all.”
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Charges against Charlie Sheen dismissed by Judge who is huge fan of ‘Two and a Half Men’
Domestic violence charges against actor Charlie Sheen were thrown out Wednesday, when the judge presiding over the case realized the defendant is the actor who portrays Charlie Harper on the hit CBS series “Two and a Half Men.”
Nude photos of some woman discovered on Internet
TheSkunk.org has found 12 nude photos of some woman on the Internet and is pleased to present them here on our website for your voyeuristic pleasure.
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Heterosexual Couple to Adopt Gay Baby
TRENTON, NJ (TheSkunk.org) — Unable to conceive their own homosexual child, a straight married couple is seeking to adopt a gay baby, according to state authorities.
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Palin proposes ‘Mound of Mexicans’ to stop oil leak
WASILLA, AK — Sarah Palin submitted a proposal today to stop illegal immigration and the oil spill at the same time by using those who have entered this country unlawfully to form a giant “Mound of Mexicans,” large enough to plug the leak.
BP CEO assures public his salary will not be affected by spill
NEW ORLEANS (TheSkunk.org) — In a television commercial to be aired later this week, BP CEO Tony Hayward reassures the American people that his corporate compensation package will not be affected “in any way” by the oil spill.
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Al-Qaeda’s Number Four Promoted to Number Three
ISLAMABAD — After the United States announced the killing of Al Qaeda’s “Number Three” leader, Mustafa Ahmed Muhammad Uthman Abu al-Yazid, the organization quickly named a successor.
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Mel Gibson to Head RNC
In a survey taken shortly after Gibson’s infamous phone tirades against his ex-girlfriend were made public, 83% of RNC members said they “strongly admired” the epithet-spouting Oscar-winning actor.
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Obama sets timetable for War on Poverty
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Spilled oil was destined for gas station in Iowa
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Enormous mayonnaise spill threatens Lake Michigan
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CNN ‘Race Study’ Draws Criticism
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