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Baby Rescued From Inside Woman’s Body
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It’s National Skunk Day, Again
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IRS Accused of Extorting Millions from Working-Class Americans
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Terrorists Outraged at NSA Surveillance
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NASA Photo Reveals Gandalf on Mars
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NRA’s LaPierre: ‘Anti-Sodomy Law Must Exclude Guns’
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NRA: If Bombing Victims Had Their Own Bombs, They Could Have Fought Back
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LaPierre Plan Would Allow Infants to Purchase Guns
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Wayne LaPierre ‘Terrified’ by Guns
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AAA Warns Members of Government ‘Car Grabbers’
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10 New State Laws for 2013
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Historic Document Reveals Founding Fathers Wanted Mentally Ill to Kill Many People at Once
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Boehner Proposes Replacing Medicare with Applebee’s Coupon
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Local Family Wants to Secede from Neighborhood
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Lawmakers Consider Banning Heterosexuals from Military
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NY to Replace Subway Trains with Submarines
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Chris Christie Insists Gay Houseboy is ‘Just a Friend’
Economy
Nationwide Theft of Fleet Enemas Sign of Struggling Economy, Mass Constipation
ST. PAUL (TheSkunk.org) -- Fleet Enemas are being stolen from store shelves across the country by the thousands. Over the past six months,...
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House Changes U.S. Motto to 'Buyer Beware...
WASHINGTON -- The House voted along party lines today to pas...
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America's Visa Gold Card Cancelled
WASHINGTON, D.C. (TheSkunk.org) -- In a letter addressed to ...
Politics
GOP: New Fonts Will Attract Voters
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) -- A report issued by the Republican Party Friday blamed their overwhelmin...
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Rand Paul Pisses on Floor of Senate Chamber for 13...
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) -- Sen. Rand Paul last night ended...
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Obama Uses Reverse Psychology to Pass Jobs Bill
WASHINGTON -- After three years of having congressional Repu...
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Bachmann Blames Apple CEO's Death on Obama...
WASHINGTON -- GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann to...
Science & Tech
NASA Photo Reveals Gandalf on Mars
BALTIMORE (TheSkunk.org) -- Just one day after an amateur astronomer in Japan discovered a giant rat lying on the surface of the red planet ...
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Republicans Deny Existence of Mars
PASADENA, CA (TheSkunk.org) -- While the scientific communit...
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Ketchup Linked to Lower Risk of Death
BATON ROUGE (TheSkunk.org) -- There is good news for people ...
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Google Takes Street View into People's Houses...
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA (TheSkunk.org) -- Google's popular Street...
International
Terrorists Outraged at NSA Surveillance
MIDDLE EAST (TheSkunk.org) -- A group of Islamic Jihadists bashed the U.S. government Monday for what it calls “a flagrant violation of pers...
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Mitt Romney 'Shellshocked' After Losing ...
VATICAN CITY (TheSkunk.org) – Sources close to Mitt Romney h...
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Mormons Attack New Zealand Embassy to Protest Broa...
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) -- An angry mob of Mormon activist...
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Egyptians Elect Tutankhamen
CAIRO (TheSkunk.org) -- The results of the Egyptian presiden...
Skunk Classics
North Korea’s ‘Satellites at Bottom of Sea’ Program a Success
PYONGYANG -- North Korea successfully launched another multi-million dollar piece of electronic crap to the floor of the Pacific Ocean Frida...
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Mastermind in ‘Bees for Honey’ Ring Nabbed in Stin...
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) -- Federal agents announced Monday...
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Google Takes Street View into People's Houses...
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA (TheSkunk.org) -- Google's popular Street...
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Chris Christie Vows to Keep Eating Until He’s ‘Big...
TRENTON, NJ -- Governor Chris Christie today responded to cr...

