Would-Be Assassins Dissatisfied with GOP Candidates

Would-Be Assassins Dissatisfied with GOP Candidates

A new CNN poll released today shows 83 percent of would-be assassins are dissatisfied with the current field of Republican presidential candidates.

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New U.S. Motto

House Changes U.S. Motto to ‘Buyer Beware’

11.02.11

WASHINGTON –The House voted along party lines today to pass a GOP resolution changing the motto of the United States to “Buyer Beware.”

Trump demands to see Weiner's penis.

Trump to Weiner: ‘Show Us Your Real Penis’

06.08.11

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Donald Trump asserted today that a photograph supposedly depicting Rep. Anthony Weiner’s erect manhood that has been circulating on Internet is not legitimate.

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Gingrich to Marry bin Laden Wife No. 7

05.17.11

Newt Gingrich has announced plans to marry the seventh wife of slain terrorist Osama bin Laden, 19-year-old Durriya Habou bin Laden.

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A.D.D. Explorer Forgets Location of Discovery

A.D.D. Explorer Forgets Location of Latest Discovery

11.19.11

An underwater explorer with attention deficit disorder discovered a legendary Spanish galleon, but forgot to record its location and can’t remember where he found it.

Michele Bachmann's Plan for the U.S. Space Program

Bachmann Would Replace Space Shuttle with Angels

07.08.11

STILLWATER, MINN (TheSkunk.org) — Rep. Michelle Bachman today said that if she becomes president, she would replace NASA’s erstwhile space shuttle program with angels from heaven.

Real-life doctor turns to House for advice.

Doctor Makes Diagnoses Using Episodes of ‘House’

06.02.11

A prominent physician turns to the Fox medical drama “House” to help diagnose his most difficult cases.

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VISA Cancels U.S. Credit Card

America’s Visa Gold Card Cancelled

07.07.11

Visa Gold Rewards Card informed the U.S. government that it is $17 billion over its credit limit and charge privileges have been terminated.

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Stating the Obvious: Unemployment

10.22.11

“Stating the Obvious,” with host Duane Morgan. “Unemployment”



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