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White House Faces Foreclosure

A “Notice of Foreclosure Sale” was issued for the White House on Friday, informing the occupants they have 30 days to vacate the premises before it is sold at auction. According to loan documents, the United States Government, listed as the owner of the property located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC., has been in default [...]

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The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed

  • mar · riage (mar' ij) n. Union between a man and the woman he will eventually leave for his younger, more attractive mistress.  SEE: JOHN MCCAIN. #

  • com·pas·sion·ate con·ser·va·tive n. Expression used to make right-wing lawmakers and their heartless policies seem a lot nicer. USAGE: "The compassionate conservative voted against medical care for the homeless." #

  • in-tel-li-gent de-sign (in-tel-i-juhnt di-zahyn) n. Term invented to trick school districts into teaching creationism. USAGE: "The universe was created by Intelligent Design. Republicans, not so much." #

  • ac-tiv-ist judge (ak' tiv ist juj) n. the doctrine that anytime a court's ruling is contrary to one's own opinion, the justice shall be referred to as an "activist judge." USAGE: "The order for the Senator to stay 300 feet away from elementary schools was given by an activist judge." #



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