NRA Cites Rep. Giffords as Proof that ‘Guns Don’t Kill’

Giffords Resigns

Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) was praised by the National Rifle Association for exemplifying their motto: “Guns Don’t Kill.”

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Gingrich used taxpayer funds for anal bleaching

Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds

04.06.11

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich paid for multiple anal bleachings during his tenure in Congress using money from his office’s general fund.

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stating-obvious

Stating the Obvious: Unemployment

10.22.11

“Stating the Obvious,” with host Duane Morgan. “Unemployment”

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Bachmann Confuses George Washington Carver with George Washington

07.04.11

Rep. Michelle Bachmann said our nation’s first president should be praised for his experimentation with peanuts and their by-products.

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A.D.D. Explorer Forgets Location of Discovery

A.D.D. Explorer Forgets Location of Latest Discovery

11.19.11

An underwater explorer with attention deficit disorder discovered a legendary Spanish galleon, but forgot to record its location and can’t remember where he found it.

Real-life doctor turns to House for advice.

Doctor Makes Diagnoses Using Episodes of ‘House’

06.02.11

A prominent physician turns to the Fox medical drama “House” to help diagnose his most difficult cases.

Michele Bachmann's Plan for the U.S. Space Program

Bachmann Would Replace Space Shuttle with Angels

07.08.11

STILLWATER, MINN (TheSkunk.org) — Rep. Michelle Bachman today said that if she becomes president, she would replace NASA’s erstwhile space shuttle program with angels from heaven.

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VISA Cancels U.S. Credit Card

America’s Visa Gold Card Cancelled

07.07.11

Visa Gold Rewards Card informed the U.S. government that it is $17 billion over its credit limit and charge privileges have been terminated.

John Boehner

Boehner Assures Public His Taxes Won’t Go Up

04.19.11

John Boehner assured the American people that whatever version of the budget is finally passed, his personal taxes will not increase.

New U.S. Motto

House Changes U.S. Motto to ‘Buyer Beware’

11.02.11

WASHINGTON –The House voted along party lines today to pass a GOP resolution changing the motto of the United States to “Buyer Beware.”



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