Ketchup Linked to Lower Risk of Death

Ketchup Adds Years to Life

Researchers found that habitual ketchup users had a lower risk of death than their snobby, elitist counterparts. Subjects who went through four or five bottles per week lived the longest.

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Google takes its Street View program into people's homes

Google Takes Street View into People’s Houses, Apartments

03.02.12

Google photographers will be sent into every residential house and apartment across the country, photographing each bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, nook, and cranny.

A.D.D. Explorer Forgets Location of Discovery

A.D.D. Explorer Forgets Location of Latest Discovery

11.19.11

An underwater explorer with attention deficit disorder discovered a legendary Spanish galleon, but forgot to record its location and can’t remember where he found it.

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Stolen Fleet Enemas

Nationwide Theft of Fleet Enemas Sign of Struggling Economy, Mass Constipation

03.13.12

Over the past six months, the iconic green and white, oblong boxes have been reportedly pilfered from hundreds of retailers nationwide.

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Stating the Obvious: Unemployment

10.22.11

“Stating the Obvious,” with host Duane Morgan. “Unemployment”



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