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02.07.10

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Bank doesn’t know why it keeps getting held-up

Bank doesn’t know why it keeps getting held-up

02.02.10

Bank doesn’t know why it keeps getting held-up

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Entertainment

Conan O’Brien offered 5-minute show on NBC

Conan O’Brien offered 5-minute show on NBC

01.22.10

BURBANK, CA — Conan O’Brien is being wooed back to NBC, this time with his very own five-minute show, to be aired nightly from 11:30 to 11:35 pm.

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Business

HexxonBobo

HexxonBobo

02.06.10

HexxonBobo Commercial

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International

Americans turn to Haiti for medical care

Americans turn to Haiti for medical care

01.30.10

PORT-AU-PRICE, Haiti — Scores of ailing Americans arrive in this impoverished country by the hour, seeking life-saving medical treatment — unavailable to them in the states — from the best doctors and nurses to be found anywhere in the world.

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Economy

Americans flee to Guatemala to escape bleak job market

Americans flee to Guatemala to escape bleak job market

11.17.09

GUATEMALA CITY — John Wilson holds a PhD in physics and has worked in the aerospace industry for over thirty years. Today he is selling cheese-stuffed pupusas — a native Guatemalan delicacy — from the back of a burro-driven wagon.

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Science

Deer caught in headlights, unable to move

Deer caught in headlights, unable to move

12.17.09

Despite ample opportunity to run to the side of the road, the animal apparently became paralyzed, allowing the two-and-a-half-ton Ford 150 to slam into it at 60 mph.

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Crime

Criminals urged to apprehend themselves

Criminals urged to apprehend themselves

08.18.09

LOS ANGELES, CA — In an attempt to lower costs for law enforcement, Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is asking lawbreakers to turn themselves in as part of his “Arrest Yourself” campaign. He spelled out details of the program at a press conference Tuesday.

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News in Brief

Haitians eagerly await arrival of iPads


Haitians eagerly await arrival of iPads

CUPERTINO, CA — CEO Steven Jobs announced today that Apple will ship ten million iPads to Haiti to aid the disaster-stricken country.

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Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010


Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010

Every year, television networks reject a large number of advertisements from airing on the Super Bowl broadcast. Here’s an assortment of commercials that were rejected from this year’s big

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Super Bowl delayed to give fan time to purchase TV


Super Bowl delayed to give fan time to purchase TV

TOLEDO, Ohio — Superbowl XLIV has been delayed indefinitely today, to give dock worker Harry Archburn enough time to purchase his first HD television set, return home and install it, without missing

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Toyota blames acceleration problem on faulty cup holders


Toyota blames acceleration problem on faulty cup holders

NAGOYA/DETROIT — Toyota announced today is has identified a

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Racist councilman sues himself for slander


Racist councilman sues himself for slander

SANTA CLARITA, CA – A city councilman who referred to himself as a “proud racist” -– a characterization he vehemently refutes — has sued himself for slander. Councilman Bob Kellar, a former

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TheSkunk.org Squeaks to 2nd Place in Annual Humorfeed Satire Awards


TheSkunk.org Squeaks to 2nd Place in Annual Humorfeed Satire Awards

Editor-in-Chief Braddon Mendelson swears it’s a real award, and not something he made up just to drive more viewers to his website. Jan 28, 2010 – The name of Bernard Madoff, the disgraced Wall Street

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Osama bin Laden seeks new cinematographer


Osama bin Laden seeks new cinematographer

CAVE SOMEHWERE – Fresh off the release of his first promotional audio tape in over six months, terrorist Chief Osama bin Laden is now shaking up his video production department.  Sources close

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Kellogg’s orders recall after child finds toy inside cereal


Kellogg’s orders recall after child finds toy inside cereal

BATTLE CREEK, MI — Kellogg’s has recalled two-million cases

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Compulsive masturbator banned from sperm bank


Compulsive masturbator banned from sperm bank

DENVER – An area man has been banned from making further donations to the Heritage Sperm Repository. According to records, Oliver Kertockum visited the clinic every day for the last three years. When

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Voters disappointed in Brown’s lack of accomplishment in U.S. Senate


Voters disappointed in Brown’s lack of accomplishment in U.S. Senate

BOSTON — Ever since Scott Brown was elected on Tuesday to fill the

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Airport screener finds digested tacos in man’s colon


Airport screener finds digested tacos in man’s colon

LOS ANGELES — An alert security screener at LAX yesterday discovered

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GOP opposes ‘public option’ for Haitians


GOP opposes ‘public option’ for Haitians

WASHINGTON — Republican lawmakers today strongly condemned

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Haiti to replace missionaries with Jews


Haiti to replace missionaries with Jews

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti — Haitians are asking the world to stop sending

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