The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed
“Intelligent Design”
in-tel-li-gent de-sign (in-tel-i-juhnt di-zahyn) n.
Term invented to trick school districts into teaching creationism.
USAGE: “The universe was created by Intelligent Design. Republicans, not so much.”
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