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Will Christ be McCain’s Running Mate?

May 23, 2008 Email it Email it

Florida Governor Charlie Crist will be making the case that he should be John McCain’s running mate, by legally adding an “H” to his last name.

The strategy is designed to attract the evangelical vote, long seen as an area of weakness for the McCain campaign.

“I’m going to be ‘Vice President Christ,’” said the governor. “Who wouldn’t vote for that ticket?”

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