The LexiCON: Conservative Lingo Exposed
“Marriage”
mar · riage (mar’ ij) n. Union between a man and the woman he will eventually leave for his younger, more attractive mistress.
SEE: JOHN MCCAIN, NEWT GINGRICH
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