Jersey Man Gets Offer to Increase Penis Length in Anonymous Email

September 16, 2008  Email it

EDISON, NJ — Jordan Harber, an assistant underwriter, received an email in his inbox this morning, offering to enlarge his penis for only $17.95.  The payment, he was instructed, could be made by using any major credit card.

Harber expressed his exuberance at receiving the notice.  “I don’t know who these people are or how they found me,” he said, “but this is going to be truly life-altering.”

Harber plans to accept the offer as an anniversary present for his future girlfriend.  “God bless Internet marketing!” he exclaimed.  “Now I can finally respond to that email offering me dates with hundreds of available singles in my area.”