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The Great Walmart* Footnote Contest

December 6, 2008 Email it Email it

WalMart Logo ContestWalmart has changed its logo for 2008 by adding an asterisk to the end of their name, but we observant editors at The Skunk have noticed there is no corresponding footnote.*  So we decided our readers should create one.

What do you think the asterisk should refer to?

List your suggestions in the comments field below.  Okay, this not a real contest; there’s no prize or anything, but we will forward all your suggestions to the Walmart corporate office.

* You know, like this one.

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Comments

By J. Berline on December 6th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

* Retarded Greeters at your Service

By H.Westcott on December 7th, 2008 at 11:18 am

Actually I think the symbol looks less like an asterisk and more like a puckered anus! How about Walmart *kiss my a**!

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