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Is Air Pollution Getting Worse?

February 25, 2009 Email it Email it

Susan Parks“Yes, but with my hemorrhaging lungs and liver rankled with cancer from a lifetime of breathing, I welcome this new generation of pollutants — they afford a more balanced exposure to toxicity than in the past.”

–Susan Parks,
Manager, Mario’s Adult Videoland and Daycare
Detroit, MI

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