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How Long do You See The Current Recession Lasting?

February 28, 2009 Email it Email it

I reckon she’s a-gonna last long enough for us to get a-plenty hungry. We already begun eatin’ cah-yoots instead of yer more expensive main staples, side-winders and jackalopes. Dang, I miss chawin’ a good jackalope antler…

 

– Bob Galford,
Retired Crossing Guard,
Amarillo, TX

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