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13 Killed in Re-enactment of Train Crash

July 20, 2009  •   Email it Email it   •  

FOGSHAFT, OR — A re-enactment of a fatal train crash that killed 13 people last month resulted in the deaths of 13 more.

“We took extraordinary efforts to faithfully re-create the conditions that resulted in the original crash,” said investigator Rollo Timms of the National Transportation and Safety Board.

“We used the same types of trains, traveling towards one another on the same section of track, at speeds identical to last month’s incident, carrying the same number of passengers onboard.  We just don’t know how this happened.”

The NTSB issued a statement saying they were saddened and shocked by the deaths, and are planning to re-enact the re-enactment.  “We’re going to need to figure out what went wrong,” said Timms, “with the hope that tragedies like this can be avoided in the future.”

13 volunteers will be needed to portray passengers in the re-enactment of the re-enactment. Interested parties should contact the NTSB.

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By Monkey Woods on August 13th, 2009 at 12:00 am

Brilliant story!

No more words necessary.

MW

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