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	<title>Comments on: New rules allow celebrities to die four at a time</title>
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		<title>By: Delbert Dimwinkle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Delbert Dimwinkle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 04:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A report just came in that the the next most likely group of 4 Celebrities to &quot;spring off their mortal coil&quot; had a joint meeting...........To make the inevitable an interesting event to await, they decided to each put up 2.5 million dollars...
They agreed that the first to go would collect the entire 10 million........
Before the meeting broke up,one of those famous people said that something didn&#039;t feel right about this, although he couldn&#039;t &quot;put his finger on it.&quot; They all agreed to sit down and work out the &quot;bugs&quot;....................</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A report just came in that the the next most likely group of 4 Celebrities to &#8220;spring off their mortal coil&#8221; had a joint meeting&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..To make the inevitable an interesting event to await, they decided to each put up 2.5 million dollars&#8230;<br />
They agreed that the first to go would collect the entire 10 million&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
Before the meeting broke up,one of those famous people said that something didn&#8217;t feel right about this, although he couldn&#8217;t &#8220;put his finger on it.&#8221; They all agreed to sit down and work out the &#8220;bugs&#8221;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: New Rules Allow Celebs To Die Four At A Time &#171; DUMMR.com</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/new-rules-allow-celebrities-to-die-four-at-a-time/comment-page-1/#comment-1857</link>
		<dc:creator>New Rules Allow Celebs To Die Four At A Time &#171; DUMMR.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 02:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
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