http://theskunk.org/2009/08/hawaii-insists-its-no-paradise/ Award-Winning American Cultural and Political Satire from humorist Brad Mendelson. The Skunk is an equal opportunity offender. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:14:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://theskunk.org/2009/08/hawaii-insists-its-no-paradise/#comment-2417 Dave Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:40:37 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=5636#comment-2417 If you ever lived in that festering shithole you would not consider this a work of fiction or satire. Living in Hawaii--living there, you know, like...for fucking YEARS--is very much like wallowing waist deep in a combination of Pacific Northwest methlab and fat, aggressive ghetto with a whole bunch of Koreans and the stench of their kimchee and there you pretty much have it. The filipinos are cool. The samoans are cool, too, until you ask them to get your front wheel/tire from their dog, in which case those klingon motherfuckers go TRIBAL. Fuck. If you ever lived in that festering shithole you would not consider this a work of fiction or satire. Living in Hawaii–living there, you know, like…for fucking YEARS–is very much like wallowing waist deep in a combination of Pacific Northwest methlab and fat, aggressive ghetto with a whole bunch of Koreans and the stench of their kimchee and there you pretty much have it. The filipinos are cool. The samoans are cool, too, until you ask them to get your front wheel/tire from their dog, in which case those klingon motherfuckers go TRIBAL. Fuck.

]]> http://theskunk.org/2009/08/hawaii-insists-its-no-paradise/#comment-2204 xyzheather Fri, 21 Aug 2009 04:45:23 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=5636#comment-2204 But what happens in Waikiki is public knowledge I bet! Very funny! But what happens in Waikiki is public knowledge I bet! Very funny!

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