Comments on: Pie Donations Down at Clown Colleges http://theskunk.org/2009/09/pie-donations-down-at-clown-colleges/ Award-Winning American Cultural and Political Satire. The Skunk is an equal opportunity offender. Sat, 19 May 2012 18:12:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: TheSkunk.Org http://theskunk.org/2009/09/pie-donations-down-at-clown-colleges/#comment-3607 TheSkunk.Org Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:27:19 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=6314#comment-3607 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">Pie donations down at clown colleges: Despite the growing need, donations of cream-filled pies are down 65% at c.. http://bit.ly/vf3ny</span></span> Pie donations down at clown colleges: Despite the growing need, donations of cream-filled pies are down 65% at c.. http://bit.ly/vf3ny

]]> By: Delbert Dimwinkle http://theskunk.org/2009/09/pie-donations-down-at-clown-colleges/#comment-2408 Delbert Dimwinkle Sun, 20 Sep 2009 15:10:17 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=6314#comment-2408 As a sugestion, I would recommend you accept the kind offer of "apple turnovers"..........It won't substitute for your "pie schtick", but having the students stuff their bodies with all those high calory treats will save the College a lot of money!...........There would be no need to purchase "pillows" or other types of "stuffing" to give them that classic "rotund & robust" look that's so desirable for Clown lovers worldwide..........Think of it.........You could advertise your curriculum as follows: "You will not only learn to act like a Clown, but we guarantee you'll also look like a Clown"... As for the cream pies......You could have the students stand with hands folded, looking upward and hoping for a truckload of whipped cream lovlies to appear!...........But on the other hand, I guess that's a "pie-in-sky" idea Delbert As a sugestion, I would recommend you accept the kind offer of “apple turnovers”……….It won’t substitute for your “pie schtick”, but having the students stuff their bodies with all those high calory treats will save the College a lot of money!………..There would be no need to purchase
“pillows” or other types of “stuffing” to give them that classic “rotund & robust” look that’s so desirable for Clown lovers worldwide……….Think of it………You could advertise your curriculum as follows: “You will not only learn to act like a Clown, but we guarantee you’ll also look like a Clown”…

As for the cream pies……You could have the students stand with hands folded, looking upward and hoping for a truckload of whipped cream lovlies to appear!………..But on the other hand, I guess that’s a “pie-in-sky” idea
Delbert

]]> By: TheSkunk.Org http://theskunk.org/2009/09/pie-donations-down-at-clown-colleges/#comment-3608 TheSkunk.Org Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:50:39 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=6314#comment-3608 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">Pie donations down at clown colleges http://buzzup.com/d25w</span></span> Pie donations down at clown colleges http://buzzup.com/d25w

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