Employment up for stupid people
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WASHINGTON — Employment among imbeciles and morons rose 10% in the 2nd quarter of 2009, according to a new report released today by the U.S. Bureau of Statistics.
In addition, findings inidcated the jobless rate for buffoons was down 8%, with the filing of new unemployment claims tapering off substantially for nincompoops, pinheads and simpletons.
Officials attributed the uptick to 800 new WalMart stores that opened nationwide over the past year.
While the news wasn’t all positive — additional data suggested that jackasses and knotheads still had problems finding employers willing to hire them — the White House was encouraged enough to use the statistics to declare the recession among ignoramuses has ended, and predicted more job creation for blockheads, cretins, dodos, dumbbells and fatheads in the near future, mostly in the government sector.
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By Cheng Ho on October 24th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
This explains a lot about my brother-in-law’s current situation. No Wal-mart has opened here in eons.
By Delbert Dimwinkle on October 25th, 2009 at 7:50 am
This is to be expected ..Imbiciles & Morons have always been able to get ahead
and prosper in greater numbers then the general population……….For proof of this, consider the public recognition of George Bush, Dick Cheney,Rush Limbaugh and Tom DeLay among many others like Bernie Madoff………Want further proof? At the top of the brain spectrum, the likes of Albert Einstein never stsrted a phony war or bilked Investors out of billions!..
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