http://theskunk.org/2009/11/proctor-gamble-facing-lawsuit-over-ethnic-cleanser/ Award-Winning American Cultural and Political Satire. The Skunk is an equal opportunity offender. Sat, 19 May 2012 18:12:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://theskunk.org/2009/11/proctor-gamble-facing-lawsuit-over-ethnic-cleanser/#comment-2604 Delbert Dimwinkle Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:00:43 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=6691#comment-2604 I just read an Article by the famous prognosticater Rush "Stinky" Limburger that addressed this matter. It seems that so much money was spent by P&G on the development of "Ethnic Cleanser," that they had to find a way to recoup their Investment! So their chief consumer product scientist "Sukem Dhrei" came up with a brilliant non-controversial use for the patented main ingredient........ Impregnate it in toilet paper! Dr. Dhrei claims that this TP will clean the messiest Ass with one "swipe" all the way up to the junction of the "transverse & descending colon".... He feels this product will be in huge demand among politicians and others that are "FULL-OF-SHIT"............... I just read an Article by the famous prognosticater Rush “Stinky” Limburger that addressed this matter. It seems that so much money was spent by P&G on the development of “Ethnic Cleanser,” that they had to find a way to recoup their Investment! So their chief consumer product scientist “Sukem Dhrei” came up with a brilliant non-controversial use for the patented main ingredient…….. Impregnate it in toilet paper! Dr. Dhrei claims that this TP will clean the messiest Ass with one “swipe” all the way up to the junction of the “transverse & descending colon”…. He feels this product will be in huge demand among politicians and others that are “FULL-OF-SHIT”……………

]]> http://theskunk.org/2009/11/proctor-gamble-facing-lawsuit-over-ethnic-cleanser/#comment-3784 TheSkunk.Org Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:00:33 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=6691#comment-3784 <span class="topsy_trackback_comment"><span class="topsy_twitter_username"><span class="topsy_trackback_content">Proctor & Gamble facing lawsuit over “Ethnic Cleanser”: In a press release issued today, Proctor & Gamble C.. http://bit.ly/kbF1Y</span></span> Proctor & Gamble facing lawsuit over “Ethnic Cleanser”: In a press release issued today, Proctor & Gamble C.. http://bit.ly/kbF1Y

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