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Senator wants nation’s jobless to be his servants
WASHINGTON — After blocking passage of a jobless benefits bill,
Vancouver extends Olympics three years
VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Unwilling to part with an event that has brought global recognition to their city, Vancouver authorities have declared
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Rejected Super Bowl Commercials 2010
Every year, television networks reject a large number of advertisements from airing on the Super Bowl broadcast. Here’s an assortment of commercials that were rejected from this year’s big
Super Bowl delayed to give fan time to purchase TV
TOLEDO, Ohio — Superbowl XLIV has been delayed indefinitely today, to give dock worker Harry Archburn enough time to purchase his first HD television set, return home and install it, without missing
Tea Party divided over brewed or steeped
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Tempers rose and tea bags flew everywhere at the
Toyota blames acceleration problem on faulty cup holders
Driver at risk of peeing on himself. NAGOYA/DETROIT — Toyota
Bank doesn’t know why it keeps getting held-up
Haitians eagerly await arrival of iPads
CUPERTINO, CA — CEO Steven Jobs announced today that Apple will ship ten
Americans turn to Haiti for medical care
PORT-AU-PRICE, Haiti — Scores of ailing Americans arrive in this
Are the Republicans making a comeback?
“Yeah, and so is my old man’s dead brother — not the one who died of natural causes, I mean the other one, the one I call ‘Uncle Evidence.’” – Vinnie “Lead
Racist councilman sues himself for slander
SANTA CLARITA, CA – A city councilman who referred to himself as a “proud racist” -– a characterization he vehemently refutes — has sued himself for slander. Councilman Bob Kellar, a former
TheSkunk.org Squeaks to 2nd Place in Annual Humorfeed Satire Awards
Editor-in-Chief Braddon Mendelson swears it’s a real award, and not something he made up just to drive more viewers to his website. Jan 28, 2010 – The name of Bernard Madoff, the disgraced Wall Street
Osama bin Laden seeks new cinematographer
CAVE SOMEHWERE – Fresh off the release of his first promotional audio tape in over six months, terrorist Chief Osama bin Laden is now shaking up his video production department. Sources close
Kellogg’s orders recall after child finds toy inside cereal
Compulsive masturbator banned from sperm bank
DENVER – An area man has been banned from making further donations to the Heritage Sperm Repository. According to records, Oliver Kertockum visited the clinic every day for the last three years. When
Conan O’Brien offered 5-minute show on NBC
BURBANK, CA — Conan O’Brien is being wooed back to NBC, this time
Voters disappointed in Brown’s lack of accomplishment in U.S. Senate
BOSTON — Ever since Scott Brown was elected on Tuesday to fill the
Airport screener finds digested tacos in man’s colon
LOS ANGELES — An alert security screener at LAX yesterday discovered
The Skunk News | January 2010
The Skunk News Webcast from January 2010. John McCain’s new book. More on Tiger Woods. Obama’s Hollywood dreams.
GOP opposes ‘public option’ for Haitians
Haiti to replace missionaries with Jews
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti — Haitians are asking the world to stop sending
