Bail Me Out, Congress!

Congress, Where’s My Bailout?

The Skunk wants you to get a piece of the trillion-dollar govenment bailout. Use the form below to tell your congressman or congresswoman how much money you need, and then demand your fair share. (Your email gets forwarded to The Skunk editors; we will select the most creative requests and post them on our front page.)

Dear Congressman / Congresswoman,

Since you will be spending hundreds of billions of dollars of my money to bailout entities affected by the curent economic crisis, I want to make sure I get my fair share.

  1. How much I need for my bailout:
  3. I want my bailout money paid in:
  5. Please deposit my money directly into
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  10. (valid email required)
 

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IMPORANT NOTE: THIS IS PURELY FOR FUN.
This is not real.  This is a joke.
Congress would never give you any of the money
earmarked for huge corporations.
What, are you crazy?!