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		<title>Increase in Contract Killings Sign of Economic Recovery</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/increase-in-contract-killings-sign-of-economic-recovery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 22:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) -- A new study conducted by the U.S. Department of Commerce shows a connection between an increase in contract killings -- so-called "murders for hire" -- and the latest upward tick in the economy.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama urges citizens to hearken back to the Obama of 2008</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/obama-urges-citizens-to-hearken-back-to-the-obama-of-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 16:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FENTON, IL (TheSkunk.org) -- In a commencement address before 300 graduating high school seniors, President Obama urged Americans to recall with fondness the era of his presidential campaign of 2008, which he referred to as "good times for all."]]></description>
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		<title>Obama sets timetable for War on Poverty</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/obama-sets-timetable-for-war-on-poverty/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/obama-sets-timetable-for-war-on-poverty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 00:46:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Declaring that the United States will not commit itself to another unending, unwinnable conflict, President Obama today called for a complete withdrawal from the War on Poverty within 18 months.
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		<title>Canadian goose who survived collision with US Airways Flight 1549 dies in Gulf spill</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/canadian-goose-who-survived-collision-with-us-airways-flight-1549-dies-in-gulf-spill/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/canadian-goose-who-survived-collision-with-us-airways-flight-1549-dies-in-gulf-spill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 20:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A four-year-old Canada goose, who nearly died in a bird strike when his flock was vaporized in the engine of an Airbus A320-214 that crash-landed in the Hudson River in 2009, was found dead of oil poisoning on the Louisiana shoreline.
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		<title>Arizona to lower concrete boxes over illegal immigrants</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/arizona-to-lower-concrete-boxes-over-illegal-immigrants/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/arizona-to-lower-concrete-boxes-over-illegal-immigrants/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 18:43:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arizona lawmakers today enacted legislation giving local police permission to lower thousands of 100-ton containers directly over the heads of suspected illegal immigrants.]]></description>
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		<title>Gun advocates assert right to kill things</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/03/gun-advocates-assert-right-to-kill-people/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/03/gun-advocates-assert-right-to-kill-people/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“It’s our Second Amendment right to kill anything we want, at a time and place of our choosing,” said Thomas Crendelly, head of Gun Owners Against Laws Against Killing. “It’s time for gun owners to stand up and kill something without interference from politicians.”]]></description>
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		<title>Senator wants nation’s jobless to be his servants</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/03/senator-wants-nations-jobless-to-be-his-servants/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/03/senator-wants-nations-jobless-to-be-his-servants/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“They should consider it an internship,” said Bunning. “They will learn the inner workings of my life -- where I keep the toilet paper, for instance, and how I clip my toenails -- while gaining valuable, real-world job experience.”]]></description>
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		<title>Americans turn to Haiti for medical care</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/americans-turn-to-haiti-for-medical-care/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/americans-turn-to-haiti-for-medical-care/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 02:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PORT-AU-PRICE, Haiti -- Scores of ailing Americans arrive in this impoverished country by the hour, seeking life-saving medical treatment -- unavailable to them in the states -- from the best doctors and nurses to be found anywhere in the world.
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		<title>Racist councilman sues himself for slander</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/racist-councilman-sues-himself-for-slander/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/racist-councilman-sues-himself-for-slander/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 06:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I am not a racist,” he asserted, “just because I said I was a ‘racist’ – just because that was the word I used -- doesn’t make me one, and I am not going to stand by in silence, as these injurious, defamatory comments sling freely from my unbridled mouth.”]]></description>
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		<title>Compulsive masturbator banned from sperm bank</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/compulsive-masturbator-banned-from-sperm-bank/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/compulsive-masturbator-banned-from-sperm-bank/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oliver Kertockum visited the clinic every day for the last three years. When he arrived last Friday, however, staffers refused to hand over the sterile collection cup, and instead demanded he seek professional help.
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		<title>Voters disappointed in Brown&#8217;s lack of accomplishment in U.S. Senate</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/voters-disappointed-in-scott-brown/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/voters-disappointed-in-scott-brown/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BOSTON -- Ever since Scott Brown was elected on Tuesday to fill the Senate seat once held by Ted Kennedy, Massachusetts voters have expressed their overwhelming disappointment with his inability to acccomplish anything.
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		<title>Airport screener finds digested tacos in man’s colon</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/airport-screener-finds-digested-tacos-in-mans-colon/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/airport-screener-finds-digested-tacos-in-mans-colon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=7430</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES -- An alert security screener at LAX yesterday discovered the digested remains of two crunchy tacos concealed inside a passenger’s colon as he was preparing to board a flight for San Francisco.]]></description>
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		<title>Reid apologizes to Negroes everywhere</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/reid-apologizes-to-negroes-everywhere/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/reid-apologizes-to-negroes-everywhere/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Senator Harry Reid apologized to “Negroes Everywhere” on Monday, for a racially charged remark he made in 2008 about then-Senator Barack Obama.]]></description>
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		<title>New TSA rule: No bombs in carry-on</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/new-tsa-rule-no-bombs-in-carry-on/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/new-tsa-rule-no-bombs-in-carry-on/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 16:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=7241</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The TSA’s “Prohibited Items” list, which has been evolving since 9/11, forbids passengers from bringing certain potentially dangerous objects onto a plane, including axes and hatchets, cattle prods, crowbars, dynamite, fireworks, hand grenades and large bottles of shampoo, but until now, has never specifically prohibited bombs.]]></description>
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		<title>Neighbors legalize pot for themselves</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/neighbors-legalize-pot-for-themselves/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/neighbors-legalize-pot-for-themselves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 02:10:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[GRANADA HILLS, CA -- On a quiet cul-de-sac in this sleepy Los Angeles suburb, neighbors have voted to legalize marijuana for their own personal use .

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		<title>Kucinich demands recount</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/kucinich-demands-recount/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/kucinich-demands-recount/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 06:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over a year has passed since the 2008 presidential election, and Dennis Kucinich still thinks he won. "I am confident," said Kucinich, "that once the American people examine the facts, they will agree that I am their president."]]></description>
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		<title>Palin fans can&#8217;t read book</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/palin-fans-cant-read-book/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/palin-fans-cant-read-book/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:59:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FORKS BEND, KY – Some fans of Sarah Palin were disappointed with the former Alaska Governor’s best seller, "Going Rogue," when they realized they were unable to decipher its contents.]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Biden crashes state dinner</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/joe-biden-crashes-state-dinner/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/joe-biden-crashes-state-dinner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- Vice President Joe Biden exposed a breach in security last week when he showed up at a White House state dinner, uninvited.]]></description>
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		<title>Americans flee to Guatemala to escape bleak job market</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/americans-flee-to-guatemala-to-escape-bleak-job-market/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[GUATEMALA CITY -- John Wilson holds a PhD in physics and has worked in the aerospace industry for over thirty years. Today he is selling cheese-stuffed pupusas -- a native Guatemalan delicacy -- from the back of a burro-driven wagon.

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		<title>Tell-all book trashes William Henry Harrison administration</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/tell-all-book-trashes-william-henry-harrison-administration/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/tell-all-book-trashes-william-henry-harrison-administration/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new biography hitting bookstore shelves on Friday paints a dim portrait of President William Henry Harrison. ]]></description>
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		<title>Employment up for stupid people</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/employment-up-for-stupid-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Employment among imbeciles and morons rose 10% in the 2nd quarter of 2009, according to a new report released today by the U.S. Bureau of Statistics. ]]></description>
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		<title>Goodwill bans donations from man with bad taste</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/goodwill-bans-donations-from-man-with-bad-taste/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/goodwill-bans-donations-from-man-with-bad-taste/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OKALHOMA CITY -- An information technology consultant was banned for life by Goodwill Industries from donating any more of his “crap.”]]></description>
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		<title>Roman Polanski: &#8216;I thought she was 13-and-a-half&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/roman-polanski-i-thought-she-was-13-and-a-half/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/roman-polanski-i-thought-she-was-13-and-a-half/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ZURICH -- Director Roman Polanski defended his 1977 rape of a 13-year-old model by expressing his belief that she was 13-and-a-half at the time.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama warns of ‘Axis of Buffoonery’</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/obama-warns-of-axis-of-buffoonery/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/obama-warns-of-axis-of-buffoonery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama today warned the world of the threat posed by leaders Hugo Chavez, Muammar al-Gaddafi and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, whom he referred to as the "Axis of Buffoonery."]]></description>
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		<title>Pie donations down at clown colleges</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/pie-donations-down-at-clown-colleges/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/pie-donations-down-at-clown-colleges/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the growing need, donations of cream-filled pies are down 65% at clown colleges across the U.S. ]]></description>
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		<title>Preschoolers re-create 9/11</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/preschoolers-re-create-911/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BOSTON -- Using Legos and toy planes, a class of preschoolers recreated the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001.
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		<title>Charlton Heston’s gun taken from his ‘cold, dead hands’</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/charlton-hestons-gun-taken-from-his-cold-dead-hands/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/charlton-hestons-gun-taken-from-his-cold-dead-hands/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[GLENDALE, CA -- In keeping with the late actor’s wishes, Charlton Heston’s decaying remains were exhumed today, and a vintage 1874 military rifle -- made famous in his “cold, dead hands” speech -- was removed from his cold, dead hands.
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		<title>Same investigator overlooked Garrido and Madoff</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/same-investigator-overlooked-garrido-and-madoff/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/same-investigator-overlooked-garrido-and-madoff/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAN FRANCISCO -- The same government investigator who failed to uncover the massive Ponzi scheme perpetrated by convicted Wall Street scammer Bernard Madoff, also neglected to notice the backyard sex prison operated by paroled rapist Phillip Garrido.]]></description>
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		<title>Public doubts ‘official’ account of Kennedy death</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/public-doubts-official-account-of-sen-kennedy-death/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/public-doubts-official-account-of-sen-kennedy-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BOSTON -- Over 68% of Americans don’t believe the official government story that Senator Edward Kennedy died from a brain tumor, according to a survey released today.]]></description>
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		<title>Imaginary friend ODs on placebos</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/imaginary-friend-ods-on-placebos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Four-year-old Billy Tipton's best friend -- an imaginary owl named Scabooboo -- ovedosed last night on an entire make-believe bottle of placebos.  
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