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Nude Photo of Gov. Chris Christie Crashes Internet

July 6, 2011 | By | 1 Reply More
Nude Photo of Gov. Chris Christie Crashes Internet

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie today denied uploading a nude photo of himself to his Twitter account — an image which caused the Internet to completely shut down for three hours on Tuesday.

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Bachmann Confuses George Washington Carver with George Washington

July 4, 2011 | By | Reply More
Bachmann Confuses George Washington Carver with George Washington

Rep. Michelle Bachmann said our nation’s first president should be praised for his experimentation with peanuts and their by-products.

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Gingrich Accidentally Buried at Sea

May 29, 2011 | By | Reply More
Gingrich Accidentally Buried at Sea

Newt Gingrich was lowered into the sea today from the side of the USS Ronald Reagan.

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Obama Promises to Kill New Bad Guy Every Month

May 4, 2011 | By | Reply More
Obama Promises to Kill New Bad Guy Every Month

President Obama has pledged to have a new bad guy murdered every month.

Who will be next?

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Boehner Assures Public His Taxes Won't Go Up

April 19, 2011 | By | Reply More
Boehner Assures Public His Taxes Won't Go Up

John Boehner assured the American people that whatever version of the budget is finally passed, his personal taxes will not increase.

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Michele Bachmann Opposes No-Fly Zone in Favor of No-Mosquito Zone

March 31, 2011 | By | Reply More
Michele Bachmann Opposes No-Fly Zone in Favor of No-Mosquito Zone

Michele Bachmann told reports she wants to repeal the no-fly zone over Libya and replace it with something else.

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Compulsive Masturbation 'Unconstitutional' Says Bachmann

March 30, 2011 | By | Reply More
Compulsive Masturbation 'Unconstitutional' Says Bachmann

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Rep. Michele Bachmann told reporters today that compulsive masturbation was unconstitutional, asserting that lawmakers cannot “force citizens to get themselves off.”

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Boehner Blames Japan Quake on Obama Tax Policy

March 11, 2011 | By | Reply More
Boehner Blames Japan Quake on Obama Tax Policy

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Calling it another example of why he believes it is bad for the economy to raise taxes during a recession, Speaker John Boehner laid blame for the recent 8.9 earthquake off the coast of Japan at the failed policies of the Obama administration.

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Republicans Reject No-Lie Zone

March 9, 2011 | By | Reply More
Republicans Reject No-Lie Zone

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Opposing efforts by Democrats in Congress to pass a no-lie zone over the nation’s capital, Republican lawmakers say they will defeat any legislation requiring honest discourse and veracity from elected officials.

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Michele Bachmann to Open Nationwide Chain of Abortion Clinics

March 1, 2011 | By | Reply More
Michele Bachmann to Open Nationwide Chain of Abortion Clinics

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), vocal advocate for smaller government and Tea party favorite, has licensed her name and likeness to a new chain of nationwide abortion clinics.

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