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		<title>Toyota Camry sprouts wings, flies into 61st floor of Empire State Building</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/toyota-camry-sprouts-wings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Toyota Camry sprouted wings and flew uncontrollably from a highway in Massachusetts into the 61st floor of the Empire State Building over the weekend.
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		<title>Wal-Mart seeks to hire its first Jew</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/wal-mart-seeks-to-hire-its-first-jew/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BENTONVILLE, AR – Desiring to showcase its commitment to diversity, Wal-Mart is looking to hire a Jew in one of its 4200 stores nationwide.

“We are reaching out to the Jewish community,” Wal-Mart CEO Mike Duke told reporters. “We want to let Jews know they have a home here.”
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		<title>HexxonBobo</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/hexxonbobo/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/hexxonbobo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HexxonBobo Commercial]]></description>
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		<title>Toyota blames acceleration problem on faulty cup holders</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/toyota-blames-problems-on-faulty-cup-holders/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/toyota-blames-problems-on-faulty-cup-holders/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NAGOYA/DETROIT -- Toyota announced today is has identified a defect in the design of its cup holders as the source of acceleration problems associated with its popular Corolla, Camry, Tundra, Avalon and RAV4  models. ]]></description>
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		<title>TheSkunk.org Squeaks to 2nd Place in Annual Humorfeed Satire Awards</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/theskunk-org-squeaks-to-2nd-place-in-annual-humorfeed-satire-awards/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/theskunk-org-squeaks-to-2nd-place-in-annual-humorfeed-satire-awards/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An article on comedy website TheSkunk.org, “Jews Demote Madoff to Arab”, was honored as the second best satire news story of 2009 by an expert panel of journalists and humor writers in the Fifth Annual HumorFeed Satire News Awards.
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		<title>Kellogg’s orders recall after child finds toy inside cereal</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/kelloggs-orders-recall-after-child-finds-toy-inside-cereal/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/kelloggs-orders-recall-after-child-finds-toy-inside-cereal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kellogg’s has recalled two-million cases of Frosted Flakes after an eight-year-old child discovered a toy car hidden inside the cereal.]]></description>
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		<title>Compulsive masturbator banned from sperm bank</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/compulsive-masturbator-banned-from-sperm-bank/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/compulsive-masturbator-banned-from-sperm-bank/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oliver Kertockum visited the clinic every day for the last three years. When he arrived last Friday, however, staffers refused to hand over the sterile collection cup, and instead demanded he seek professional help.
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		<title>Demolition company hiring suicide bombers</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/demolition-company-hiring-suicide-bombers/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/demolition-company-hiring-suicide-bombers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 04:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the last half century, this world-renowned demolitions company has been using its cutting-edge technology to bring down skyscrapers and other concrete and steel monuments to human achievement.

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		<title>Tiger Woods to endorse sperm bank</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/tiger-woods-to-endorse-sperm-bank/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/tiger-woods-to-endorse-sperm-bank/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 04:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DENVER -- On the heels of Gatorade and other major companies terminating their sponsorship agreements with Tiger Woods, the Heritage Sperm Repository of Colorado Springs has announced a major endorsement deal with the renowned golfer.
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		<title>Bank to offer free anal sex with checking</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/bank-to-offer-free-anal-sex-with-checking/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/bank-to-offer-free-anal-sex-with-checking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:56:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK -- One of the nation's hugest financial institutions is offering its customers free anal sex when they open a new account.]]></description>
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		<title>Man gives right nut for a beer</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/man-gives-right-nut-for-a-beer/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/man-gives-right-nut-for-a-beer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 02:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[GARDEN GROVE, CA – Lee Joseph Flanders told the clerk at the corner liquor store last Wednesday that he was so thirsty he would “give his right nut for a beer,” but when he reached for his wallet to purchase a 32-ounce Molson Lager, he came up a few dollars short.]]></description>
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		<title>Proctor &amp; Gamble facing lawsuit over “Ethnic Cleanser”</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/proctor-gamble-facing-lawsuit-over-ethnic-cleanser/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/proctor-gamble-facing-lawsuit-over-ethnic-cleanser/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a press release issued today, Proctor &#38; Gamble Co. announced its latest product, “Ethnic Cleanser,” would not be available for Christmas as originally planned.
Launch of the new brand &#8212; which was to be sold internationally with the tagline, “Scum of the Earth – Watch Out!” &#8212; has been put on hold indefinitely, pending a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Pepsi beverage made from tuna and beans</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/new-pepsi-beverage-made-from-tuna-and-beans/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/new-pepsi-beverage-made-from-tuna-and-beans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PURCHASE, NY -- Banking on consumers so unquenched they’ll drink anything, PepsiCo announced today production of a new carbonated beverage made from refried beans and tuna fish.]]></description>
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		<title>Pie donations down at clown colleges</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/pie-donations-down-at-clown-colleges/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/pie-donations-down-at-clown-colleges/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the growing need, donations of cream-filled pies are down 65% at clown colleges across the U.S. ]]></description>
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		<title>Tell-all book claims &#8216;Onion&#8217; articles made-up</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/tell-all-book-claims-onion-articles-made-up/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/tell-all-book-claims-onion-articles-made-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 05:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK -- A book scheduled for release next week claims <em>The Onion</em> makes up all its stories just to get a laugh.
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		<title>Budweiser hires Congressman Wilson for ‘Rudest Man’ commercials</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/budweiser-hires-congressman-wilson-for-rudest-man-commercials/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/budweiser-hires-congressman-wilson-for-rudest-man-commercials/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[


CHARLESTON, S.C. &#8212; Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC), who shot to fame by hollering “You lie!” during President Obama’s speech on healthcare, has been tapped to appear in a series of Budweiser commercials as the “Rudest Man in America.”
The spots, a spoof of the Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man in the World” campaign, will depict Wilson as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advertisers slow down commercials for DVR users</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/advertisers-slow-down-commercials-for-dvr-users/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/advertisers-slow-down-commercials-for-dvr-users/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK -- Having gotten wise to television viewers fast-forwarding through advertisements on their DVRs, advertisers have decided to slow down their commercials to 25% of normal speed. ]]></description>
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		<title>Union Bank vagina preferred over Walmart puckered anus</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/union-bank-vagina-preferred-over-walmart-puckered-anus/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/union-bank-vagina-preferred-over-walmart-puckered-anus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a recent opinion poll, consumers preferred the new Union Bank logo, a swollen red vagina, to Walmart's yellow puckered anus, by a margin of two-to-one.]]></description>
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		<title>Madoff seeks partnership with Ford</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/madoff-partners-with-ford/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/madoff-partners-with-ford/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DURHAM, NC -- Upon learning that Ford Motor Company posted a surprise second-quarter profit of $2.3 billion, convicted investment manager Bernard Madoff announced his intention to partner with the American automaker to create an energy-efficient all-green vehicle called the "Ponzi."]]></description>
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		<title>UPS man disappointed in career choice</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/ups-man-disappointed-in-career-choice/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/ups-man-disappointed-in-career-choice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BALTIMORE -- Deliveryman Henry Zulligan said he regrets the decision he made after graduating high school that put him behind the wheel of a brown UPS truck every day for the past twenty-six years.]]></description>
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		<title>Shlockheads mourn loss of pitchman Billy Mays</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/world-mourns-loss-of-pitchman-billy-mays/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/world-mourns-loss-of-pitchman-billy-mays/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:25:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Cases of OxiClean and the Handy Switch have been flying off the shelves in cities around the world, as distraught fans of the late Billy Mays try to hold onto a little bit of the departed pitchman’s magic.]]></description>
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		<title>Steven Jobs downloads liver update</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/steven-jobs-downloads-liver-update/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/steven-jobs-downloads-liver-update/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:54:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple CEO Steven Jobs has received an update to his liver to correct serious vulnerabilities detected in the previous version. ]]></description>
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		<title>Woman accused of changing husband&#8217;s Sleep Number</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/woman-accused-of-changing-husbands-sleep-number/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/woman-accused-of-changing-husbands-sleep-number/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 22:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DENVER -- A Colorado woman was accused of changing her husband's Sleep Number on the couple's adjustable Select Comfort mattress.  Arlene Gimbleman had bought the king-size bed five years earlier as a gift for her spouse, whose lower back had been giving him problems since childhood.]]></description>
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		<title>Guantanamo detainee new CEO of Chrysler</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/guantanamo-detainee-new-ceo-of-chrysler/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/guantanamo-detainee-new-ceo-of-chrysler/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 04:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT/GUANTANAMO BAY -- Terrorist Abdullah Reza Mafabi, imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay for conspiring with Al Qaeda, is now the number-one man at Chrysler.]]></description>
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		<title>New Microsoft automobile needs reboot</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/microsoft-becomes-newest-automaker/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/microsoft-becomes-newest-automaker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 07:11:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SEATTLE -- Bill Gates has thrown his hat into the auto manufacturing ring.  Microsoft's first generation of vehicles will be the aptly named "Car, VER. 01,"  and will feature internet connectivity and voice activated controls.]]></description>
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		<title>GM recalling 1.5M vehicles over impalings</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/gm-recalling-15m-vehicles-over-impalings/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/gm-recalling-15m-vehicles-over-impalings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=2923</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[General Motors Corp. is recalling 1.5 million vehicles because of potential cranial impalings.]]></description>
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		<title>Ponzi Heirs sue Madoff for Infringement</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/ponzi-heirs-sue-madoff-for-infringement/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/ponzi-heirs-sue-madoff-for-infringement/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 07:01:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK -- Descendants of legendary scammer Charles Ponzi (1882-1949) sued Bernard Madoff today for infringing on the rights to their patriarch's proprietary system of bilking money from innocent investors. ]]></description>
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		<title>Jews demote Madoff to Arab</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/jews-demote-madoff-to-arab/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/jews-demote-madoff-to-arab/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 07:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once a highly-ranked, card-carrying Jew, Bernard Madoff, the mastermind behind the largest financial scam in history, has been reduced in rank to Arab.]]></description>
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		<title>Circuit City sells last of broken shit for 50% off</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/circuit-city-sells-last-of-broken-shit-for-50-off/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/circuit-city-sells-last-of-broken-shit-for-50-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 21:03:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=2635</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[HARDENBERG, KS -- Circuit City has sold the last of its broken shit at amazing discounts of up to 50%. The electronics retailer is being liquidated after declaring bankruptcy last year.]]></description>
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		<title>Donald Trump&#8217;s &#8220;Extreme Spouse Makeover&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/donald-trumps-extreme-spouse-makeover/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/donald-trumps-extreme-spouse-makeover/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
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