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	<title>The Skunk &#124; Tasteless American Satire for the Ill-Informed &#187; Business</title>
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		<title>The 10 Greatest Jobs of 2012</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/the-10-greatest-jobs-of-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 22:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As 2012 looms just around the corner, The Skunk is pleased to present its annual assessment of the ten greatest jobs of the new year.  ]]></description>
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		<title>Coca-Cola Puts Cocaine Back in Formula</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/coca-cola-puts-cocaine-back-in-formula/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 19:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[John Pemberton]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTA (TheSkunk.org) -- The Coca-Cola Company today announced the reintroduction of cocaine back into its popular soft drink after an absence of over a hundred years.]]></description>
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		<title>Postal Service to Increase Efficiency by Sending Employee Paychecks in the Mail</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/postal-service-to-increase-efficiency-by-sending-employee-paychecks-in-the-mail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The U.S. Postal Service today announced plans to increase speed and efficiency by sending postal worker paychecks through the mail.]]></description>
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		<title>Flight Delayed in 1966 Finally Takes Off</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/flight-delayed-in-1966-finally-takes-off/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/flight-delayed-in-1966-finally-takes-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2011 07:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A flight delayed in 1966 finally gets the approval to take off.]]></description>
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		<title>Pizza Execs Never Heard of Herman Cain</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/pizza-execs-never-heard-of-herman-cain/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/pizza-execs-never-heard-of-herman-cain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 22:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Executives from the Nebraska-based restaurant chain issued a statement Friday denying that Cain ever worked for their company.]]></description>
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		<title>Bachmann Blames Apple CEO&#8217;s Death on Obama&#8217;s &#8216;Jobs Killing&#8217; Policies</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/bachmann-blames-apple-ceos-death-on-obamas-jobs-killing-policies/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/bachmann-blames-apple-ceos-death-on-obamas-jobs-killing-policies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 18:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bachmann accused Obama of lacking the leadership necessary to “keep Jobs thriving in this economy.”]]></description>
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		<title>iPad 4 Will Have Screen as Large as Six Football Fields</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/09/ipad-4-will-have-screen-as-large-as-six-football-fields/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/09/ipad-4-will-have-screen-as-large-as-six-football-fields/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 06:24:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple announced today the release of the fourth generation of its successful tablet computer. ]]></description>
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		<title>Michele Bachmann to Open Nationwide Chain of Abortion Clinics</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/michele-bachmann-to-open-nationwide-chain-of-abortion-clinics/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/michele-bachmann-to-open-nationwide-chain-of-abortion-clinics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 17:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), vocal advocate for smaller government and Tea party favorite, has licensed her name and likeness to a new chain of nationwide abortion clinics.
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		<title>China Hiring Americans to Lay Railroad Track</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/02/china-hiring-americans-to-lay-railroad-track/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/02/china-hiring-americans-to-lay-railroad-track/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 21:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[JILIN PROVINCE, China (TheSkunk.org) — The Chinese government is hiring thousands of American workers to lay track for the country’s state-of-the-art, high-speed rail system. ]]></description>
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		<title>Let Them Eat Cake</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/11/let-them-eat-cake/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/11/let-them-eat-cake/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 05:27:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What are all those "Occupy Wall Street" folks mad about, anyway?]]></description>
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		<title>Palin Proposes &#8216;Mound of Mexicans&#8217; to Stop Oil Leak</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/07/palin-proposes-mound-of-mexicans-to-stop-oil-leak/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/07/palin-proposes-mound-of-mexicans-to-stop-oil-leak/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 19:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASILLA, AK -- Sarah Palin submitted a proposal today to stop illegal immigration and the oil spill at the same time by using those who have entered this country unlawfully to form a giant "Mound of Mexicans," large enough to plug the leak.]]></description>
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		<title>BP CEO Assures Public His Salary Will Not Be Affected by Spill</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/bp-ceo-assures-public-his-salary-will-not-be-affected-by-spill/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/bp-ceo-assures-public-his-salary-will-not-be-affected-by-spill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 20:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW ORLEANS (TheSkunk.org) -- In a television commercial to be aired later this week, BP CEO Tony Hayward reassures the American people that his corporate compensation package will not be affected "in any way" by the oil spill.]]></description>
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		<title>BP to Build Museum Dedicated to Species It Destroyed</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/bp-to-build-museum-dedicated-to-species-it-destroyed/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/bp-to-build-museum-dedicated-to-species-it-destroyed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 20:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PORT FOURCHON, LA (TheSkunk.org) -- BP announced today it will spend $50 million to build a museum dedicated to the plants and animals that have become extinct as a result of the company's disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.]]></description>
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		<title>Oil Spill: Gas-X to the Rescue</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/oil-spill-gas-x-to-the-rescue/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/oil-spill-gas-x-to-the-rescue/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 17:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In its latest attempt stop the unending flow of pressurized petroleum that has been spewing uncontrollably into the Gulf of Mexico, BP announced today it will inject 500 million bottles of Gas-X tablets into the well. ]]></description>
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		<title>Spilled Oil Was Destined for Gas Station in Iowa</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/spilled-oil-was-destined-for-gas-station-in-iowa/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/spilled-oil-was-destined-for-gas-station-in-iowa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 18:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DES MOINES -- BP informed the public on Wednesday that the millions of barrels of oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico were destined for a single gas station in Kimbalton, Iowa. ]]></description>
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		<title>Enormous Mayonnaise Spill Threatens Lake Michigan</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/enormous-mayonnaise-spill-threatens-lake-michigan/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/enormous-mayonnaise-spill-threatens-lake-michigan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 05:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vast amounts of mayonnaise continue to spill into Lake Michigan after an explosion at the Kraft Foods factory blasted a hole in a pipeline used to manufacture the sandwich spread. ]]></description>
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		<title>Travel Industry Encourages Poor to Take More Vacations</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/04/travel-industry-encourages-poor-to-take-vacations/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/04/travel-industry-encourages-poor-to-take-vacations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 07:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- A report issued today by the United States Census Bureau revealed that poor Americans are not going on vacation nearly as often as their wealthy counterparts.]]></description>
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		<title>Disney Cigarettes Debut at Magic Kingdom</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/04/disney-cigarettes-debut-at-magic-kingdom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 20:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fans of Walt Disney will now have the opportunity to smoke the very same tobacco that took the life of their beloved hero.]]></description>
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		<title>Toyota Camry Sprouts Wings, Flies into 61st Floor of Empire State Building</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/toyota-camry-sprouts-wings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Toyota Camry sprouted wings and flew uncontrollably from a highway in Massachusetts into the 61st floor of the Empire State Building over the weekend.
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		<title>Wal-Mart Seeks to Hire its First Jew</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/wal-mart-seeks-to-hire-its-first-jew/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BENTONVILLE, AR – Desiring to showcase its commitment to diversity, Wal-Mart is looking to hire a Jew in one of its 4200 stores nationwide.

“We are reaching out to the Jewish community,” Wal-Mart CEO Mike Duke told reporters. “We want to let Jews know they have a home here.”
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		<title>HexxonBobo</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/hexxonbobo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Commercial from HexxonBobo Oil]]></description>
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		<title>Toyota Blames Acceleration Problem on Faulty Cup Holders</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/toyota-blames-problems-on-faulty-cup-holders/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/toyota-blames-problems-on-faulty-cup-holders/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NAGOYA/DETROIT -- Toyota announced today is has identified a defect in the design of its cup holders as the source of acceleration problems associated with its popular Corolla, Camry, Tundra, Avalon and RAV4  models. ]]></description>
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		<title>The Skunk Squeaks to 2nd Place in Annual Humorfeed Satire Awards</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/the-skunk-squeaks-to-2nd-place-in-annual-humorfeed-satire-awards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An article on comedy website TheSkunk.org, “Jews Demote Madoff to Arab”, was honored as the second best satire news story of 2009 by an expert panel of journalists and humor writers in the Fifth Annual HumorFeed Satire News Awards.
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		<title>Kellogg’s Orders Recall After Child Finds Toy Inside Cereal</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/kelloggs-orders-recall-after-child-finds-toy-inside-cereal/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/kelloggs-orders-recall-after-child-finds-toy-inside-cereal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kellogg’s has recalled two-million cases of Frosted Flakes after an eight-year-old child discovered a toy car hidden inside the cereal.]]></description>
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		<title>Demolition Company Hiring Suicide Bombers</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/demolition-company-hiring-suicide-bombers/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/demolition-company-hiring-suicide-bombers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 04:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the last half century, this world-renowned demolitions company has been using its cutting-edge technology to bring down skyscrapers and other concrete and steel monuments to human achievement.

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		<title>Tiger Woods to Endorse Sperm Bank</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/tiger-woods-to-endorse-sperm-bank/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/tiger-woods-to-endorse-sperm-bank/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 04:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DENVER -- On the heels of Gatorade and other major companies terminating their sponsorship agreements with Tiger Woods, the Heritage Sperm Repository of Colorado Springs has announced a major endorsement deal with the renowned golfer.
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		<title>Bank Offers Free Anal Sex with Checking</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/bank-offers-free-anal-sex-with-checking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:56:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK -- One of the nation's hugest financial institutions is offering its customers free anal sex when they open a new account.]]></description>
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		<title>Man Gives Right Nut for a Beer</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/man-gives-right-nut-for-a-beer/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/man-gives-right-nut-for-a-beer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 02:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[GARDEN GROVE, CA – Lee Joseph Flanders told the clerk at the corner liquor store last Wednesday that he was so thirsty he would “give his right nut for a beer,” but when he reached for his wallet to purchase a 32-ounce Molson Lager, he came up a few dollars short.]]></description>
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		<title>Proctor &amp; Gamble Facing Lawsuit over “Ethnic Cleanser”</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/proctor-gamble-facing-lawsuit-over-ethnic-cleanser/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Proctor &#038; Gamble Co. announced its latest product, “Ethnic Cleanser,” would not be available for Christmas as originally planned.]]></description>
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		<title>New Pepsi Beverage Made from Tuna and Beans</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/new-pepsi-beverage-made-from-tuna-and-beans/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/new-pepsi-beverage-made-from-tuna-and-beans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PURCHASE, NY -- Banking on consumers so unquenched they’ll drink anything, PepsiCo announced today production of a new carbonated beverage made from refried beans and tuna fish.]]></description>
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