Jon Stewart to Moderate Republican Presidential Debate

Jon Stewart and presidential candidates

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Although Jon Stewart is retiring as host of “The Daily Show,” his fans won’t have to wait long for his return to television. The Emmy-winning comedian will be moderating the third Republican presidential debate, to air on Comedy Central on August 23. After sixteen years of making jokes at the expense […]

Spielberg Accidentally Shoots Entire Movie in Vertical Format

Audience watches Paul Revere movie in theater

HOLLYWOOD (TheSkunk.org) — Even the best of the best falter from time to time. Audience reaction to Steven Spielberg’s latest film, The Ride of Paul Revere, which debuted in selected theaters on Friday, was anger and confusion over sitting through a two-hour movie that was shot with the camera in the vertical, or “portrait,” format. […]

Bill Cosby Had Non-Consensual Sex with Me – And I Loved It

Commentary by Boustina Garubee I met Bill Cosby while on a business trip to Chicago about ten years ago.  He escorted me up to his hotel room and offered me a drink – what a gentleman! When I awoke the next morning strewn naked on the steps of some abandoned building on the Upper East […]

Sony Plans Sequel to ‘The Interview’

HOLLYWOOD, CA (TheSkunk.org) — Sony Pictures today announced its plans to produce a sequel to their controversial motion picture “The Interview” — the film that was originally scheduled to open December 25th, but was pulled due to threats from the North Korean government. Planned for a 2016 release, the script — tentatively titled “The Interview […]

Character Based on Edward Snowden Added to Marvel’s Avenger Series

BURBANK, CA (TheSkunk.org) — The Walt Disney Company announced today it will be adding a new superhero based on rogue spy Edward Snowden to its popular Marvel Avengers series. In the upcoming film, titled “The Secrets of S.H.I.E.L.D. Exposed,” the brilliant, but eccentric Snowden character will work as a computer systems agent for S.H.I.E.L.D. According […]

‘South Park’ Creators to Turn ‘12 Years a Slave’ into Broadway Musical

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the phenomenally successful duo responsible for the Tony Award-winning hit “The Book of Mormon,” have announced their next Broadway musical will be “12 Years a Slave,” based on Solomon Northup’s  harrowing 19th century account of his kidnapping and subsequent sale into slavery . […]

Angelina Jolie to Star in ‘Vaginasaur’

HOLLYWOOD (TheSkunk.org) — Sony Pictures has struck a deal with Angelina Jolie to play the title role in “Vaginasaur,” its upcoming film depicting a dystopian future where citizens are terrorized by a gigantic female sex organ. Directed by Sofia Coppola, the story revolves around a prehistoric egg that becomes exposed to nuclear radiation from the […]

Miley Cyrus to Replace Paul Walker in ‘Fast & Furious’ Sequel

HOLLYWOOD, CA  (TheSkunk.org) — Twerky-jerky pop star Miley Cyrus will be replacing the late actor Paul Walker in the “Fast & Furious” sequels, according to Universal Pictures.  Walker was killed November 30 when a car he was riding in smashed into a light pole and burst into flames. “When you think of street racing, you […]

Disney Acquires Porn Company

BURBANK, CA (TheSkunk.org) — The Walt Disney Company today announced it has acquired Shantibody Media, the country’s largest producer of hardcore adult entertainment.  The announcement comes on the tail of disappointing box office revenue for a string of recent flops, including “Oz the Great and Powerful” —  a failure which studio execs blame on “audience […]

Producers of 'Argo' to Digitally Replace Ben Affleck with Better Actor

Producers of the Academy Award nominated film Argo have decided to use digital technology to replace Ben Affleck with another, better actor.