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Piping hot pizza. Pizza Delivery Boy Retiring from Adult Film Industry

October 14, 2011

CANOGA PARK, CA — A local pizza delivery boy told reporters yesterday he is tired of walking onto the set of a porno film whenever he makes a home delivery.

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Showtime Premieres ‘Dixter’; Rapist with a Heart

By • on January 11, 2011

LOS ANGELES (TheSkunk.org) — Adding to its string of successful, edgy and over-the-top programs that explore the sinister side of humanity, Showtime has ordered 13 episodes of ‘Dixter,’ a dark comedy that revolves around a compulsive, yet loveable serial rapist.

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The Farbersons Chistmas Special

A Farberson Family Christmas

By • on December 7, 2010

Join the Farberson siblings for some good ol’ Christmas cheer.

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Robert Kardashian's ghost to star in new reality series.

Kardashians’ Dead Father to Get Reality Show

By • on August 30, 2010

The late Robert Kardashian, an attorney who was a member of O.J. Simpson’s murder defense team and the biological father to Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, has inked a deal to star in a new reality series for Bravo, entitled “Resurrecting Kardashian.”

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Charlie Sheen and Judge

Charges Against Charlie Sheen Dismissed by Judge Who is Huge Fan of ‘Two and a Half Men’

By • on June 2, 2010

Domestic violence charges against actor Charlie Sheen were thrown out Wednesday, when the judge presiding over the case realized the defendant is the actor who portrays Charlie Harper on the hit CBS series “Two and a Half Men.”

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Nude Photos of Some Woman Discovered on Internet

By • on May 26, 2010

TheSkunk.org has found 12 nude photos of some woman on the Internet and is pleased to present them here on our website for your voyeuristic pleasure.

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Hollywood

Betty White to Portray Brittany Murphy in Bio-Pic

By • on April 21, 2010

HOLLYWOOD — Betty White has been tapped to play the part of Brittany Murphy in a motion picture docudrama about the late actress. The 88-year-old White said she was thrilled to be cast in the role, and will do her best to breathe life into the character.

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Conan O'Brien Offered 5-Minute Show

Conan O’Brien Offered 5-Minute Show on NBC

By • on January 22, 2010

BURBANK, CA — Conan O’Brien is being wooed back to NBC, this time with his very own five-minute show, to be aired nightly from 11:30 to 11:35 pm.

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Haitians Upset of Simon Cowell Departure

Haitians Despondent over Simon Cowell Departure from ‘Idol’

By • on January 12, 2010

“I can’t believe he’s leaving us,” said Jean Leponte, who waded through the knee-high debris of his collapsed mud-and-stick hut, searching for his 14-year-old daughter and handmade Susan Boyle coffee mug. “The show will never be the same without his blunt brand of in-your-face honesty.”

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Hollywood’s Talent-Challenged Celebrate Life of Brittany Murphy

By • on December 21, 2009

HOLLYWOOD, Ca — Scores of unsuccessful actors, bad writers, producers of B-movies and Gary Coleman gathered today at the Hollywood Forever cemetery to celebrate the life of the late Brittany Murphy.

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The Farbersons Chistmas Special

Bring a Little Jingle

By • on December 20, 2009

Celebrate Christmas with America’s favorite singing siblings, The Farbersons.

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Kate & Jon in happier times

World Asks: Who the F*** Are Jon and Kate?

By • on November 18, 2009

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Television personalities “Jon and Kate” are the most baffling celebrities in the history of the entertainment industry, according to a recent poll conducted by TheSkunk.org.

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Balloon man claims wife carried away inside cow rectum

Balloon Man Claims Wife Jammed Inside Cow Rectum

By • on October 27, 2009

Richard Heene, the self-proclaimed scientist who incited public outrage by deceiving authorities into believing his six-year-old son was aloft inside a homemade weather balloon, has made another panicked plea for help, this time claiming his wife Mayumi was carried away inside the intestines of an angry cow.

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Movie Slate

Polanski to Direct Film Based on Grand Jury Testimony

By • on October 1, 2009

PYONGYANG — Roman Polanski plans to direct a motion picture based on the 1977 grand jury testimony that led to his indictment on rape charges.

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Young Models await Arrival of Roman Polanski

Eager Young Models Await Arrival of Polanski

By • on September 30, 2009

The pending extradition of Roman Polanksi to the United States has sent a wave of optimism over aspiring young models across America, eager to lose their virginity to the famous director in hopes it will boost their fledgling careers.

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The filmmaker and alleged victim in happier times (c.1977)

Roman Polanski: ‘I Thought She Was 13-and-a-Half’

By • on September 28, 2009

ZURICH — Director Roman Polanski defended his 1977 rape of a 13-year-old model by expressing his belief that she was 13-and-a-half at the time.

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Jackasses Offended by Comparison to Kanye

By • on September 15, 2009

CALIFORNIA — An off-the-record comment by President Obama calling Kanye West a “jackass” has been rebuffed by a herd of wild donkeys in the San Bernardino Mountains, east of Los Angeles.

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Les Johsnon, Executive Vice President of the Association of TV Advertisers

Advertisers Slow Down Commercials for DVR Users

By • on August 17, 2009

NEW YORK — Having gotten wise to television viewers fast-forwarding through advertisements on their DVRs, advertisers have decided to slow down their commercials to 25% of normal speed.

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Writers’ Union to Euthanize Strike Breakers

By • on August 12, 2009

LOS ANGELES — The Writers Guild of America, the collective bargaining organization for professional Hollywood screen and television writers, has published a list of three of its members who will be euthanized for crossing picket lines during the 2007 strike.

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Katie Holmes to Play Nicole Kidman in Cruise Biopic

Katie Holmes to Play Nicole Kidman in Cruise Biopic

By • on August 3, 2009

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Katie Holmes has been cast in the role of Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise’s first wife, in a biographical motion picture about the life of the leading man.

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Rush Mourns the Loss of his Pal Michael

Rush Limbaugh Regrets Not Holding Michael Jackson

By • on July 28, 2009

In his nationally syndicated radio program, Rush Limbaugh regretted not holding Michael Jackson in his arms before the pop idol passed away last month.

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The New King of Pop

Tito Jackson Seeks to Replace Brother as ‘King of Pop’

By • on July 3, 2009

LOS ANGELES — Tito Jackson declared himself the new King of Pop today, promising to fill the void in fans’ hearts left by the death of his superstar younger brother.

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Divas feel slighted.

Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams Slighted in Jackson Will

By • on July 2, 2009

HOLLYWOOD — Performers Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams expressed their indignation today at being excluded from Michael Jackson’s will.

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The many faces of Michael Jackson

Plans Intact for Michael Jackson to Appear in Concert

By • on June 27, 2009

LONDON – Faced with the possibility of refunding $85 million in tickets sales, promoters for the concert series that Michael Jackson was preparing for at the time of his death have decided to honor the 750,000 pre-sold tickets and move forward with the shows.

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Iranian Idol

Ayatollah Accused of Rigging ‘Iranian Idol’ Contest

By • on June 26, 2009

TEHRAN — Iranian Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Khamenei has been accused of rigging the results of the popular TV competition “Iranian Idol.”

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Larry King Researches Guest Before Interview

By • on May 25, 2009

LOS ANGELES — CNN host Larry King stunned television viewers last week by researching the background and accomplishments of a guest prior to interviewing him on his popular cable television show.

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Bad Singer Sues American Idol

Bad Singer Sues American Idol for Discrimination

By • on May 22, 2009

TRENTON — An atrocious singer from New Jersey sued the producers of American Idol, claiming unfair employment practices by only hiring those with strong singing voices to participate in the popular reality series.

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TheSkunk.org Receives Prestigious Comedy Award from Itself

By • on January 5, 2009

Satirical website TheSkunk.org honored itself today with a prestigious comedy award. The first annual “Skunkie” was presented to a humor website whose content “extends beyond the edge and over the top of contemporary parody.”

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Steven Spielberg

Spielberg to Direct Unauthorized Biography of Himself

By • on October 11, 2008

Paramount Pictures has announced that Steven Spielberg will be directing a feature film based on a soon-to-be-released unauthorized biography of the filmmaker.

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