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		<title>Conan O&#8217;Brien offered 5-minute show on NBC</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BURBANK, CA -- Conan O'Brien is being wooed back to NBC, this time with his very own five-minute show, to be aired nightly from 11:30 to 11:35 pm.]]></description>
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		<title>Haitians despondent over Simon Cowell departure from ‘Idol’</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/haitians-despondent-over-simon-cowell-departure-from-idol/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 05:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I can’t believe he's leaving us,” said Jean Leponte, who waded through the knee-high debris of his collapsed mud-and-stick hut, searching for his 14-year-old daughter and handmade Susan Boyle coffee mug. “The show will never be the same without his blunt brand of in-your-face honesty.” ]]></description>
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		<title>Hollywood’s talent-challenged celebrate life of Brittany Murphy</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/hollywoods-talent-challenged-celebrate-life-of-brittany-murphy/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/hollywoods-talent-challenged-celebrate-life-of-brittany-murphy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 21:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD, Ca -- Scores of unsuccessful actors, bad writers, producers of B-movies and Gary Coleman gathered today at the Hollywood Forever cemetery to celebrate the life of the late Brittany Murphy.]]></description>
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		<title>Bring a Little Jingle</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/bring-a-little-jingle/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/bring-a-little-jingle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Celebrate Christmas with America's favorite singing siblings, The Farbersons.]]></description>
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		<title>World asks: Who the f*** are Jon and Kate?</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/world-asks-who-are-jon-and-kate/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/world-asks-who-are-jon-and-kate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Television personalities “Jon and Kate” are the most baffling celebrities in the history of the entertainment industry, according to a recent poll conducted by TheSkunk.org.]]></description>
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		<title>Balloon man claims wife jammed inside cow rectum</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/balloon-man-claims-wife-jammed-inside-cow-rectum/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/balloon-man-claims-wife-jammed-inside-cow-rectum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Richard Heene, the self-proclaimed scientist who incited public outrage by deceiving authorities into believing his six-year-old son was aloft inside a homemade weather balloon, has made another panicked plea for help, this time claiming his wife Mayumi was carried away inside the intestines of an angry cow.]]></description>
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		<title>Polanski to direct film based on grand jury testimony</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/polanski-to-direct-film-based-on-grand-jury-testimony/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/polanski-to-direct-film-based-on-grand-jury-testimony/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PYONGYANG -- Roman Polanski plans to direct a motion picture based on the 1977 grand jury testimony that led to his indictment on rape charges.]]></description>
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		<title>Eager young models await arrival of Polanski</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/eager-young-models-await-arrival-of-polanski/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/eager-young-models-await-arrival-of-polanski/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The pending extradition of Roman Polanksi to the United States has sent a wave of optimism over aspiring young models across America, eager to lose their virginity to the famous director in hopes it will boost their fledgling careers.]]></description>
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		<title>Roman Polanski: &#8216;I thought she was 13-and-a-half&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/roman-polanski-i-thought-she-was-13-and-a-half/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/roman-polanski-i-thought-she-was-13-and-a-half/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ZURICH -- Director Roman Polanski defended his 1977 rape of a 13-year-old model by expressing his belief that she was 13-and-a-half at the time.]]></description>
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		<title>Kanye thankful he didn’t go through with ‘entire&#8217; plan</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/kanye-thankful-he-didnt-go-through-with-entire-plan/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/kanye-thankful-he-didnt-go-through-with-entire-plan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 04:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD -- Kanye West, still recovering from his embarrassing outburst at the Video Music Awards, is grateful he didn’t go through with everything he had originally planned.]]></description>
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		<title>Jackasses offended by comparison to Kanye</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/jackasses-offended-by-comparison-to-kanye/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/jackasses-offended-by-comparison-to-kanye/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CALIFORNIA -- An off-the-record comment by President Obama calling Kanye West a “jackass” has been rebuffed by a herd of wild donkeys in the San Bernardino Mountains, east of Los Angeles.
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		<title>French-American Man Hates Himself</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/french-american-man-hates-himself/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/french-american-man-hates-himself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SEATTLE -- An arrogant French-American man expressed deep loathingfor himself over the weekend.]]></description>
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		<title>Criminals urged to apprehend themselves</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/criminals-urged-to-apprehend-themselves/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/criminals-urged-to-apprehend-themselves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES, CA -- In an attempt to lower costs for law enforcement, Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is asking lawbreakers to turn themselves in as part of his “Arrest Yourself” campaign. He spelled out details of the program at a press conference Tuesday.]]></description>
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		<title>Advertisers slow down commercials for DVR users</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/advertisers-slow-down-commercials-for-dvr-users/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/advertisers-slow-down-commercials-for-dvr-users/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK -- Having gotten wise to television viewers fast-forwarding through advertisements on their DVRs, advertisers have decided to slow down their commercials to 25% of normal speed. ]]></description>
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		<title>Writers’ union to euthanize strike breakers</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/writers-union-to-euthanize-strike-breakers/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/writers-union-to-euthanize-strike-breakers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES -- The Writers Guild of America, the collective bargaining organization for professional Hollywood screen and television writers, has published a list of three of its members who will be euthanized for crossing picket lines during the 2007 strike.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;lectronic Overload</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/lectronic-overload/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/lectronic-overload/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Technology tiring you out?  You might have a case of 'lectronic Overload. An original Music Video from TheSkunk.org.]]></description>
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		<title>Katie Holmes to play Nicole Kidman in Cruise biopic</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/katie-holmes-to-play-nicole-kidman-in-cruise-biopic/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/katie-holmes-to-play-nicole-kidman-in-cruise-biopic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Katie Holmes has been cast in the role of Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise’s first wife, in a biographical motion picture about the life of the leading man.]]></description>
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		<title>Rush Limbaugh regrets not holding Michael Jackson</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/rush-limbaugh-regrets-not-holding-michael-jackson/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/rush-limbaugh-regrets-not-holding-michael-jackson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In his nationally syndicated radio program, Rush Limbaugh regretted not holding Michael Jackson in his arms before the pop idol passed away last month.]]></description>
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		<title>New rules allow celebrities to die four at a time</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/new-rules-allow-celebrities-to-die-four-at-a-time/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/new-rules-allow-celebrities-to-die-four-at-a-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New rules issued today make it okay for public figures to kick the bucket in groups of four.]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson to be buried in little boy’s ass</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/michael-jackson-to-be-buried-in-little-boys-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/michael-jackson-to-be-buried-in-little-boys-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pop icon Michael Jackson has proven to be as unconventional in death as he was in life. According to a Jackson family spokesperson, once the King of Pop’s remains are cremated, his ashes will be laid to rest deep inside the buttocks of a little boy.
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		<title>Premature ejaculator gets second date</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/premature-ejaculator-gets-second-date/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/premature-ejaculator-gets-second-date/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[PITTSBURGH -- High school senior Sean Allwinter prematurely ejaculated in his pants last Friday while on a first date with classmate Brenda Hendricks. Now she has agreed to go out with him again.]]></description>
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		<title>Moviegoer unwilling to suspend his disbelief</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/moviegoer-unwilling-to-suspend-his-disbelief/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/moviegoer-unwilling-to-suspend-his-disbelief/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 06:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAN DIEGO -- Collin McArthur has never enjoyed going to a movie because he finds the characters and stories on the screen completely unbelievable, calling the whole experience “just a big waste of time.”]]></description>
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		<title>Tito Jackson seeks to replace brother as &#8216;King of Pop&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/tito-jackson-seeks-to-replace-brother-as-king-of-pop/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/tito-jackson-seeks-to-replace-brother-as-king-of-pop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES -- Tito Jackson declared himself the new King of Pop today, promising to fill the void in fans' hearts left by the death of his superstar younger brother.]]></description>
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		<title>Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams slighted in Jackson will</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/diahann-carroll-and-leslie-uggams-slighted-in-jackson-will/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/diahann-carroll-and-leslie-uggams-slighted-in-jackson-will/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD -- Performers Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams expressed their indignation today at being excluded from Michael Jackson's will.]]></description>
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		<title>Jackson&#8217;s black body also found dead</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/jacksons-black-body-also-found-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/jacksons-black-body-also-found-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES -- In a sad turn of events, the black body of Michael Jackson was found dead Wednesday, less than a week after his white one departed.]]></description>
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		<title>Madoff looks forward to life after prison</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/madoff-looks-forward-to-life-after-prison/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/madoff-looks-forward-to-life-after-prison/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK -- Convicted financier Bernie Madoff, sentenced to 150 years for perpetrating the largest financial scam in history, remains optimistic about life after prison.]]></description>
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		<title>Bits of plastic found in backyard may be from Target</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/bits-of-plastic-found-in-backyard-may-be-from-target/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/bits-of-plastic-found-in-backyard-may-be-from-target/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Montana couple found bits of broken plastic buried on their property that appear to have been parts of disposal forks and knives from a retail Target store.
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		<title>Plans intact for Michael Jackson to appear in concert</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/plans-for-michael-jackson-concert-still-on-track/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/plans-for-michael-jackson-concert-still-on-track/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LONDON – Faced with the possibility of refunding $85 million in tickets sales, promoters for the concert series that Michael Jackson was preparing for at the time of his death have decided to honor the 750,000 pre-sold tickets and move forward with the shows. ]]></description>
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		<title>Ayatollah accused of rigging &#8216;Iranian Idol&#8217; contest</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/ayatollah-accused-of-rigging-iranian-idol-contest/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/ayatollah-accused-of-rigging-iranian-idol-contest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEHRAN -- Iranian Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Khamenei has been accused of rigging the results of the popular TV competition "Iranian Idol." ]]></description>
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		<title>Woman accused of changing husband&#8217;s Sleep Number</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/woman-accused-of-changing-husbands-sleep-number/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/woman-accused-of-changing-husbands-sleep-number/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 22:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DENVER -- A Colorado woman was accused of changing her husband's Sleep Number on the couple's adjustable Select Comfort mattress.  Arlene Gimbleman had bought the king-size bed five years earlier as a gift for her spouse, whose lower back had been giving him problems since childhood.]]></description>
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