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	<title>The Skunk &#124; Tasteless American Satire for the Ill-Informed &#187; Culture</title>
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		<title>NRA Cites Rep. Giffords as Proof that ‘Guns Don’t Kill’</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2012/01/nra-cites-rep-giffords-as-proof-that-guns-dont-kill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) was praised by the National Rifle Association for exemplifying their motto: “Guns Don’t Kill.”
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		<title>Explosion at Sugar Refinery Causes Carameltdown</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/explosion-at-sugar-refinery-causes-carameltdown/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/explosion-at-sugar-refinery-causes-carameltdown/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 19:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SWEETWATER, TX -- An explosion at a major sugar refinery occurred last night, as stunned employees stared on with glazed expressions.]]></description>
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		<title>A.D.D. Explorer Forgets Location of Latest Discovery</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/a-d-d-explorer-forgets-location-of-latest-discovery/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/a-d-d-explorer-forgets-location-of-latest-discovery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[satire]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An underwater explorer with attention deficit disorder discovered a legendary Spanish galleon, but forgot to record its location and can't remember where he found it.]]></description>
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		<title>Dogs Bomb Spay &amp; Neuter Clinic</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/dogs-bomb-spay-neuter-clinic/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/dogs-bomb-spay-neuter-clinic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 07:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CONCORDE, NH -- A group of dogs claimed responsibility for the bombing Thursday of a spay &#038; neuter clinic run by a prominent veterinarian. In a statement released today, the canines called mandatory sterilization "an egregious overreach of local government" and "regulation run rampant."]]></description>
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		<title>Pizza Delivery Boy Retiring from Adult Film Industry</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/pizza-delivery-boy-retiring-from-adult-film-industry/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/pizza-delivery-boy-retiring-from-adult-film-industry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 15:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CANOGA PARK, CA -- A local pizza delivery boy told reporters yesterday he is tired of walking onto the set of a porno film whenever he makes a home delivery.]]></description>
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		<title>Zombies No Longer Required to Extend Arms Out in Front</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/08/zombies-no-longer-required-to-extend-arms-out-in-front/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/08/zombies-no-longer-required-to-extend-arms-out-in-front/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 20:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[AMSTERDAM -- In a reversal on a policy that dates back over 1300 years, Zombies are no longer required to lift and hold their arms outstretched in front of themselves.]]></description>
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		<title>Boy Scouts Offer Gay Sex Merit Badge</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/07/boy-scouts-offer-gay-sex-merit-badge/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/07/boy-scouts-offer-gay-sex-merit-badge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 06:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=10421</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Boys Scouts of America has created a new merit badge designed to teach scouts "all about gay sex."]]></description>
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		<title>William and Kate Promise to Restore Medieval Values to Monarchy</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/william-and-kate-promise-to-restore-medieval-values-to-monarchy/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/william-and-kate-promise-to-restore-medieval-values-to-monarchy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 07:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britain's newest pair of royals have laid out plans to return their nation to the totalitarian rule enjoyed by their countrymen in the 15th century.
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What are their plans?]]></description>
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		<title>Alien Refutes Abductee&#8217;s Version of Events</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/alien-refutes-abductees-version-of-events/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/alien-refutes-abductees-version-of-events/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 23:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=9974</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man's account of being abducted by aliens is being disputed by the aliens.<br /><br />What really happened?]]></description>
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		<title>Straight Man Likes to Act Gay</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/straight-man-likes-to-act-gay/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/straight-man-likes-to-act-gay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 07:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=5308</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A pharmacist at a downtown Walgreens said he pretends to be a homosexual every now and then "just for fun."]]></description>
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		<title>Showtime Premieres &#8216;Dixter&#8217;; Rapist with a Heart</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/01/showtime-premieres-dixter-rapist-with-a-heart/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/01/showtime-premieres-dixter-rapist-with-a-heart/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 19:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES (TheSkunk.org) -- Adding to its string of successful, edgy and over-the-top programs that explore the sinister side of humanity, Showtime has ordered 13 episodes of 'Dixter,' a dark comedy that revolves around a compulsive, yet loveable serial rapist.
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		<title>Everyone in Loan Business Going to Prison</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/12/everyone-in-loan-business-going-to-prison/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/12/everyone-in-loan-business-going-to-prison/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 22:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/2010/12/everyone-in-loan-business-going-to-prison/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) -- The U.S. Department of Justice today announced major prosecutorial action against the entire banking industry.
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		<title>A Farberson Family Christmas</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/12/a-farberson-family-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/12/a-farberson-family-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 00:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Join the Farberson siblings for some good ol' Christmas cheer.]]></description>
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		<title>‘Groin Bomber’ Apprehended by TSA</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/11/groin-bomber-apprehended-by-tsa/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/11/groin-bomber-apprehended-by-tsa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 01:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MIAMI (TheSkunk.org) -- A man with a fleshy, cylindrical apparatus dangling from his groin was arrested today as he tried to board a plane destined for New York. ]]></description>
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		<title>News Anchor Bullied by Comedian Commits Professional Suicide</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/10/news-anchor-bullied-by-comedian-commits-professional-suicide/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/10/news-anchor-bullied-by-comedian-commits-professional-suicide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2010 00:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) -- He just couldn't take it any more.  Every weeknight for years, CNN anchor Rick Sanchez would be taunted and tormented by an older and wittier colleague from a neighboring network.  The unwelcome barbs from Jon Stewart, belittling Sanchez's intelligence and professionalism, became so unbearable for the newsman, he took his own career.]]></description>
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		<title>Masturbators Choose O’Donnell Over Palin</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/09/masturbators-choose-odonnell-over-palin/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/09/masturbators-choose-odonnell-over-palin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 17:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Images of anti-masturbation crusader Christine O'Donnell, the Tea Party's newest phenomenon, are preferred two-to-one over those of Sarah Palin, according to a survey of 1000 compulsive masturbators.]]></description>
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		<title>Kardashians&#8217; Dead Father to Get Reality Show</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/08/kardashians-dead-father-to-get-reality-show/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/08/kardashians-dead-father-to-get-reality-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 02:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The late Robert Kardashian, an attorney who was a member of O.J. Simpson's murder defense team and the biological father to Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, has inked a deal to star in a new reality series for Bravo, entitled "Resurrecting Kardashian."]]></description>
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		<title>Murder-Suicide Attempt Thwarted when Suspect Kills Self First</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/07/murder-suicide-attempt-thwarted-when-suspect-kills-self-first/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/07/murder-suicide-attempt-thwarted-when-suspect-kills-self-first/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 22:48:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SEATTLE (TheSkunk.org) -- The plans of a disgruntled accountant to kill his co-workers with a handgun and then take his own life were foiled Thursday, when the distraught and confused sociopath mistakenly pulled the trigger on himself first.]]></description>
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		<title>Charges Against Charlie Sheen Dismissed by Judge Who is Huge Fan of ‘Two and a Half Men’</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/charges-against-charlie-sheen-dismissed-by-judge-who-is-huge-fan-of-two-and-a-half-men/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/charges-against-charlie-sheen-dismissed-by-judge-who-is-huge-fan-of-two-and-a-half-men/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 00:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Domestic violence charges against actor Charlie Sheen were thrown out Wednesday, when the judge presiding over the case realized the defendant is the actor who portrays Charlie Harper on the hit CBS series "Two and a Half Men."
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		<title>Oprah to Be Lowered onto Oil Pipe to Cap Spill</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/oprah-to-be-lowered-onto-oil-pipe-to-cap-spill/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/oprah-to-be-lowered-onto-oil-pipe-to-cap-spill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 23:25:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VENICE, Louisiana – Saying it was her way of giving back to the American people for "allowing me to live my dream,” Oprah Winfrey has agreed to be lowered onto a broken oil pipe on the seafloor of the Gulf of Mexico that has been spewing thousands of barrels of toxic crude into the ocean on a daily basis.]]></description>
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		<title>Betty White to Portray Brittany Murphy in Bio-Pic</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/04/betty-white-to-portray-brittany-murphy-in-bio-pic/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/04/betty-white-to-portray-brittany-murphy-in-bio-pic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD -- Betty White has been tapped to play the part of Brittany Murphy in a motion picture docudrama about the late actress. The 88-year-old White said she was thrilled to be cast in the role, and will do her best to breathe life into the character.]]></description>
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		<title>Conan O&#8217;Brien Offered 5-Minute Show on NBC</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/conan-obrien-offered-5-minute-show-on-nbc/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/conan-obrien-offered-5-minute-show-on-nbc/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BURBANK, CA -- Conan O'Brien is being wooed back to NBC, this time with his very own five-minute show, to be aired nightly from 11:30 to 11:35 pm.]]></description>
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		<title>Haitians Despondent over Simon Cowell Departure from ‘Idol’</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/haitians-despondent-over-simon-cowell-departure-from-idol/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/haitians-despondent-over-simon-cowell-departure-from-idol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 05:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I can’t believe he's leaving us,” said Jean Leponte, who waded through the knee-high debris of his collapsed mud-and-stick hut, searching for his 14-year-old daughter and handmade Susan Boyle coffee mug. “The show will never be the same without his blunt brand of in-your-face honesty.” ]]></description>
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		<title>Hollywood’s Talent-Challenged Celebrate Life of Brittany Murphy</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/hollywoods-talent-challenged-celebrate-life-of-brittany-murphy/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/hollywoods-talent-challenged-celebrate-life-of-brittany-murphy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 21:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=7143</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD, Ca -- Scores of unsuccessful actors, bad writers, producers of B-movies and Gary Coleman gathered today at the Hollywood Forever cemetery to celebrate the life of the late Brittany Murphy.]]></description>
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		<title>Bring a Little Jingle</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/bring-a-little-jingle/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/12/bring-a-little-jingle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Celebrate Christmas with America's favorite singing siblings, The Farbersons.]]></description>
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		<title>World Asks: Who the F*** Are Jon and Kate?</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/world-asks-who-are-jon-and-kate/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/11/world-asks-who-are-jon-and-kate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Television personalities “Jon and Kate” are the most baffling celebrities in the history of the entertainment industry, according to a recent poll conducted by TheSkunk.org.]]></description>
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		<title>Balloon Man Claims Wife Jammed Inside Cow Rectum</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/balloon-man-claims-wife-jammed-inside-cow-rectum/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/balloon-man-claims-wife-jammed-inside-cow-rectum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:01:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Richard Heene, the self-proclaimed scientist who incited public outrage by deceiving authorities into believing his six-year-old son was aloft inside a homemade weather balloon, has made another panicked plea for help, this time claiming his wife Mayumi was carried away inside the intestines of an angry cow.]]></description>
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		<title>Pedophiles Claim 2nd Amendment Protection</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/pedophiles-claim-2nd-amendment-protection/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/pedophiles-claim-2nd-amendment-protection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The National Pedophile Association says kidnapping and rape are constitutionally protected activities under the 2nd Amendment’s “Right to Bear Arms” clause.]]></description>
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		<title>Polanski to Direct Film Based on Grand Jury Testimony</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/polanski-to-direct-film-based-on-grand-jury-testimony/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/polanski-to-direct-film-based-on-grand-jury-testimony/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PYONGYANG -- Roman Polanski plans to direct a motion picture based on the 1977 grand jury testimony that led to his indictment on rape charges.]]></description>
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		<title>Eager Young Models Await Arrival of Polanski</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/eager-young-models-await-arrival-of-polanski/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/eager-young-models-await-arrival-of-polanski/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The pending extradition of Roman Polanksi to the United States has sent a wave of optimism over aspiring young models across America, eager to lose their virginity to the famous director in hopes it will boost their fledgling careers.]]></description>
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