TEMPLE CITY, CA — High school junior Byron Carter has tried unsuccessfully for the last six months to utter a complete sentence that does not contain the word “dude” in it.
A spokesperson for the National Education Association said the reason students are performing below par on national testing standards is because they are “really, really dumb.”
Fox TV personality Glenn Beck has been offered a professorship at Yeshiva University.
What will he be teaching?
Uncle Bub demonstrates how to prepare a breakfast that your kids will eat
Despite the growing demand, donations of cream-filled pies are down 65% at clown colleges across the U.S.
RAMSDELL, MO — A suicide note left by a local man demonstrated a remarkably poor understanding of syntax and grammar, according to authorities.