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Racists Disappointed in Election Outcome

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ November 5, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

SCOURGE, AR — A gathering of racists at a local diner expressed their disappointment at the election of Barack Obama.
Mechanic Alden Miremount said he was disillusioned as he watched his dream of an all-white America fade as the nation elected its first black president.  “We’ve worked so hard for so many years,” said Miremount, “to deny liberty [...]

‘Plumber Joe’ Replaced by ‘Crack Whore Wanda’

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ October 16, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

AKRON, OH — In a speech today, Senator McCain alluded to a young prostitute named Wanda he had recently met, who sells her body on street corners and dark alleyways. “Wanda is a working, single mother, and shouldn’t have to pay increased taxes,” said McCain. “I trust her to do a better job with her own money than the government, but under Senator Obama’s tax policies, she wouldn’t have enough cash to pay her rent, compensate her pimp and purchase a supply of clean needles. “

Breaking News: McCain Asks to Suspend Election

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ September 24, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

NEW YORK — Republican John McCain said Wednesday he wants to postpone the 2008 presidential election in order to take time to study the economy, and he has called upon Barack Obama to join him in support of this idea.
“In this precarious economic time, it is important to put politics behind us and work together [...]

New McCain Strategy: I’m Blacker than Obama

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ September 22, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

PHILADELPHIA — In a recent television ad, Senator McCain is shown addressing a group of African Americans, telling them that Obama is not half the black man he is.

“Let’s not fall into the trap of judging blackness by the color of a man’s skin,” said McCain. “I am proud to be a black American. The tint of my exterior may reflect my albino heritage, but in my heart I am blacker than the decaying infra-structure of our inner cities.”

Tennessee Man Receives Government Bailout

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ September 19, 2008 ⋅ One comment

WASHINGTON — The Federal Reserve today announced it will be giving 14 billion dollars to Thomas Shale, a blue collar textile worker from Knoxville.  Mr. Shale had fallen into tremendous, unmanageable debt over the last three years and was on the brink of financial ruin.
“I went a little overboard creating my home theater and [...]

Disorganized Community Seeks Return of Obama

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ September 14, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

POETS BEND, IL — “Bring back Barack!”  came the cries from this small town on the southside of Chicago, where, as a young man, Barack Obama once served as a community organizer.
In the intervening years, however, this erstwhile well-kempt community, previously organized with such love and compassion by the Senator from Illinois, has become one [...]

Lipstick-Wearing Pig Offended by McCain Comments

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ September 10, 2008 ⋅ One comment

FAIRFAX, VA — John McCain accused Senator Obama today of making a disparaging reference to Gov. Sarah Palin by uttering the phrase “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”
This offended Osco, a locally raised, lipstick-wearing pig from a farm in Canton.  “Wearing lipstick is a personal choice,” said Osco.  “But to be [...]

McCain Gaining Ground with Lunatic Fringe

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ September 2, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

MINNEAPOLIS — Sen. John McCain’s polling numbers have remained consistent over the last four months, with the exception of one category, The Lunatic Fringe, where he is steadily gaining ground.
A recent BSN poll showed that McCain is winning the vote of crazies, dingbats and sociopaths by 63%, which shows a significant increase of 22% since [...]

Obama Chooses Self for V.P.

By Editors, The Skunk ⋅ August 21, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

DENVER, CO — In a stunning turn of events early this morning, Senator Barack Obama announced that he would be his own running mate in the 2008 Presidential elections.
“I’ve met with all the potential Vice Presidential candidates on my short list,” said Obama.  “All very fine people, but I felt in the end that I [...]

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