Dennis Kucinich
Bush Appoints Self for Third Term
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move unprecedented in any previous administration, President Bush signed an executive order appointing himself president for a third term.
Calling the November elections a “distraction from the serious work of the White House,” the president signed on for another four years, with “unlimited options to renew.”
As a result of the announcement, [...]
The Onion Endorses Kucinich
NEW YORK - The normally non-partisan publication, “The Onion,” has officially endorsed Congressman Dennis Kucinich for president.
“I’m not sure where he stands on the issues,” explained Kevin Dumont, an associate editor, “but he’s hands-down the funniest of the candidates. For starters, look at his name. K’s are funny, everyone knows that. And then — if [...]
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