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Bush Appoints Self for Third Term

Bush Appoints Self for Third Term

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 18, 2008

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move unprecedented in any previous administration, President Bush signed an executive order appointing himself president for a third term. Calling the November elections a “distraction from the serious work of

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The Onion Endorses Kucinich

The Onion Endorses Kucinich

By Editors, The Skunk • on June 4, 2008

NEW YORK – The normally non-partisan publication, “The Onion,” has officially endorsed Congressman Dennis Kucinich for president. “I’m not sure where he stands on the issues,” explained Kevin Dumont, an associate editor, “but he’s hands-down the funniest of the candidates. For

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