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McCain’s Wife to Buy Votes, Spur Economy

McCain’s Wife to Buy Votes, Spur Economy

By Editors, The Skunk • on October 7, 2008

NEW YORK, NY — While taping a segment for the TV show, “The View,” John McCain announced a new economic plan, where citizens would be paid one-thousand dollars each to cast their vote for the senator. The money, distributed in newly printed one-hundred dollar bills, would be coming from private

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