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	<title>The Skunk &#124; Tasteless American Satire for the Ill-Informed &#187; Featured</title>
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		<title>Romney Campaign Uses Antisocial Media</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2012/02/romney-campaign-uses-antisocial-media/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2012/02/romney-campaign-uses-antisocial-media/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Election 2012]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[mitt romney]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[BOSTON -- Presidential candidate Mitt Romney took down his Facebook page Monday and replaced it with the words “Go Away,” making him the first politician to use antisocial media to spread his detached message of aloofness and indifference to American voters.]]></description>
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		<title>NRA Cites Rep. Giffords as Proof that ‘Guns Don’t Kill’</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2012/01/nra-cites-rep-giffords-as-proof-that-guns-dont-kill/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2012/01/nra-cites-rep-giffords-as-proof-that-guns-dont-kill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[gun control]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[second amendent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wayne lapierre]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) was praised by the National Rifle Association for exemplifying their motto: “Guns Don’t Kill.”
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		<title>Cat’s Meow Doesn&#8217;t Wake Sleeping Family in Apt. Fire</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2012/01/cats-meow-doesnt-wake-sleeping-family-in-apt-fire/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2012/01/cats-meow-doesnt-wake-sleeping-family-in-apt-fire/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 01:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[apartment fire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[burns]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[VENICE, CA -- Devon and Madeline Sutton died in an apartment fire Thursday, despite the cries of a three-year-old tabby cat who meowed vigorously. ]]></description>
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		<title>Romney Wants U.S. Tax Revenue Paid Directly to Him</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2012/01/romney-wants-u-s-tax-revenue-paid-directly-to-him/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2012/01/romney-wants-u-s-tax-revenue-paid-directly-to-him/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 06:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Election 2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[irs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mitt romney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taxes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[MANCHESTER, N.H. --  In a speech to a group of supporters, Mitt Romney today proposed that all U.S. tax revenue be paid directly to him.  Under the new “Internal Romney Service,” personal and corporate tax payments would no longer be made out to the “IRS,” but to “Mitt Romney,” and deposited electronically into his personal bank account.]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Travels 1400 Miles Back to Its Old Cage at Animal Shelter</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2012/01/dog-travels-1400-miles-back-to-its-old-cage-at-animal-shelter/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2012/01/dog-travels-1400-miles-back-to-its-old-cage-at-animal-shelter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 22:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animal shelter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animal stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cocker spaniel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pets]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ALTOONA, AL (TheSkunk.org) -- A female cocker spaniel traveresed a thousand miles of unfamiliar terrain for six weeks to make her way back to her old cage at the Etowah County Animal Shelter.]]></description>
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		<title>The 10 Greatest Jobs of 2012</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/the-10-greatest-jobs-of-2012/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/the-10-greatest-jobs-of-2012/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 22:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Business]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[careers]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[newt gingrich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pilates]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As 2012 looms just around the corner, The Skunk is pleased to present its annual assessment of the ten greatest jobs of the new year.  ]]></description>
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		<title>Coca-Cola Puts Cocaine Back in Formula</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/coca-cola-puts-cocaine-back-in-formula/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/coca-cola-puts-cocaine-back-in-formula/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 19:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[coca cola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cocaine]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[formula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Pemberton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soft drinks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTA (TheSkunk.org) -- The Coca-Cola Company today announced the reintroduction of cocaine back into its popular soft drink after an absence of over a hundred years.]]></description>
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		<title>Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 23:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FAIRHOPE, AL (TheSkunk.org) -- Christian protestors expressed their outrage yesterday outside the Wal-Mart on County Road, after someone in their Church discovered Hanukkah wrapping paper for sale in a bin at the end of the Christmas aisle.]]></description>
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		<title>Chris Christie Vows to Keep Eating Until He’s ‘Bigger Than Taft’</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/chris-christie-vows-to-keep-eating-until-hes-bigger-than-taft/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/chris-christie-vows-to-keep-eating-until-hes-bigger-than-taft/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 08:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[chris christie]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[president]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[william howard taft]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[TRENTON, NJ -- Governor Chris Christie responded today to criticism of his obesity by announcing plans to continue expanding his waistline until he is “bigger and heavier than that fat fuck William Taft.” ]]></description>
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		<title>Mitt Romney: &#8216;S&#160;Corporations are People with Spina Bifida&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/mitt-romney-s-corporations-are-people-with-spina-bifida/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/mitt-romney-s-corporations-are-people-with-spina-bifida/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[corporations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mitt romney]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[personhood]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney told students at the University of New Hampshire that “S corporations are people with spina bifida.”]]></description>
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		<title>Postal Service to Increase Efficiency by Sending Employee Paychecks in the Mail</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/postal-service-to-increase-efficiency-by-sending-employee-paychecks-in-the-mail/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/postal-service-to-increase-efficiency-by-sending-employee-paychecks-in-the-mail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Business]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[financial crisis]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The U.S. Postal Service today announced plans to increase speed and efficiency by sending postal worker paychecks through the mail.]]></description>
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		<title>‘Obama Is Serial Killer Whose Murderous Rampage Must Stop,’ Says Mitt Romney</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/obama-is-serial-killer-whose-murderous-rampage-must-stop-says-mitt-romney/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/obama-is-serial-killer-whose-murderous-rampage-must-stop-says-mitt-romney/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 01:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DES MOINES, Iowa (TheSkunk.org) — GOP Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney today accused President Obama of being a psychopathic serial killer, whose trail of dead corpses has put our country’s financial system at risk of total collapse.]]></description>
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		<title>Donald Trump to Debate His Own Penis</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/donald-trump-to-debate-his-penis/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/donald-trump-to-debate-his-penis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 22:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donald Trump announced he will be debating his own penis.]]></description>
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		<title>Herman Cain Suspends His Marriage</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/herman-cain-suspends-his-marriage/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/herman-cain-suspends-his-marriage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 23:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTA (TheSkunk.org) – Saying the bevy of “false accusations” against him have been hurtful to his wife and family, presidential candidate Herman Cain announced today the suspension of his 43-year marriage to Gloria Cain.]]></description>
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		<title>Stray Dog: &#8216;I Mounted Herman Cain&#8217;s Leg&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/stray-dog-i-mounted-herman-cains-leg/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/stray-dog-i-mounted-herman-cains-leg/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 06:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROANOAKE, TX -- An abandoned golden retriever claims to have mounted Herman Cain's legs on several occasions going back to 2005. ]]></description>
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		<title>UCLA Blames Crushing 0-50 Loss on &#8216;Lousy Players&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/ucla-blames-crushing-0-50-loss-on-lousy-players/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/ucla-blames-crushing-0-50-loss-on-lousy-players/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES (TheSkunk.org) -- UCLA Coach Rick Neuheisel blamed Saturday night's colossal 0-50 loss against rival USC on "lousy players." ]]></description>
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		<title>Explosion at Sugar Refinery Causes Carameltdown</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/explosion-at-sugar-refinery-causes-carameltdown/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/explosion-at-sugar-refinery-causes-carameltdown/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 19:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SWEETWATER, TX -- An explosion at a major sugar refinery occurred last night, as stunned employees stared on with glazed expressions.]]></description>
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		<title>Fox News Not Reporting on Study that Says Its Viewers Are Uninformed</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/fox-news-not-reporting-on-study-that-says-its-viewers-are-uninformed/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/fox-news-not-reporting-on-study-that-says-its-viewers-are-uninformed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK -- Fox News executives decided not to report the results of a new study by Fairleigh Dickinson University that concluded Fox viewers are less informed about current events than those who receive their news from other sources -- or don't receive any news at all.]]></description>
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		<title>Cat Forced to Vacuum Up Its Own Fur</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/cat-forced-to-vacuum-up-its-own-fur/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/cat-forced-to-vacuum-up-its-own-fur/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 00:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAN JOSE, CA (TheSkunk.org) -- A short-haired calico cat was forced by its owners Thursday to vacuum up its own fur.]]></description>
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		<title>Cain Says He Will Take Dramatic 5&#8209;Minute Pause Before Making Any Decisions</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/cain-says-he-will-take-5-minute-pause-before-making-any-decisions/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/cain-says-he-will-take-5-minute-pause-before-making-any-decisions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Election 2012]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=12853</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[NASHUA, N.H. (TheSkunk.org) -- Presidential hopeful Herman Cain defended the uncomfortable five minutes of silence he took trying to respond to a simple foreign policy question by claiming it was all part of his strategy to pause for five minutes before making any decision.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Occupy Earth&#8217; Movement Baffles Authorities</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/occupy-earth-movement-baffles-authorities/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/occupy-earth-movement-baffles-authorities/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 02:59:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES -- From Oakland to Paris, law enforcement agencies around the world are in a quandary figuring out how to deal with the new "Occupy Earth" movement.]]></description>
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		<title>Sandusky to Enter Republican Primary Race</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/sandusky-to-enter-republican-primary-race/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/sandusky-to-enter-republican-primary-race/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 03:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Election 2012]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[STATE COLLEGE, PA -- Former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky has thrown his hat into the 2012 Republican presidential primary race.]]></description>
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		<title>High School Junior Cannot Stop Using the Word &#8216;Dude&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/high-school-junior-cannot-stop-using-the-word-dude/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/high-school-junior-cannot-stop-using-the-word-dude/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=12754</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[TEMPLE CITY, CA -- High school junior Byron Carter has tried unsuccessfully for the last six months to utter a complete sentence that does not contain the word "dude" in it.]]></description>
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		<title>Sexual Harassment Victim Praises Herman Cain for Jump-Starting Her Career</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/sexual-harassment-victim-praises-cain-for-jump-starting-her-career/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/sexual-harassment-victim-praises-cain-for-jump-starting-her-career/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 21:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=12685</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[TOLEDO, OH -- Another alleged victim to accuse Herman Cain of sexual harassment has stepped forward -- not to blame him for his misdeeds, but to thank him for helping her secure a "plum job."]]></description>
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		<title>Dogs Bomb Spay &amp; Neuter Clinic</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/dogs-bomb-spay-neuter-clinic/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/dogs-bomb-spay-neuter-clinic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 07:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[clinic]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=12666</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[CONCORDE, NH -- A group of dogs claimed responsibility for the bombing Thursday of a spay &#038; neuter clinic run by a prominent veterinarian. In a statement released today, the canines called mandatory sterilization "an egregious overreach of local government" and "regulation run rampant."]]></description>
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		<title>Herman Cain Denies Recognizing Front of Accuser&#8217;s Head</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/herman-cain-denies-recognizing-front-of-accusers-head/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/herman-cain-denies-recognizing-front-of-accusers-head/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 01:22:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=12604</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[SCOTTSDALE, AZ -- In a press conference Tuesday, presidential candidate Herman Cain denied accusations of sexual harassment, declaring emphatically  that he did not recognize the front of accuser Sharon Bialek's head when he watched her read a statement on television.]]></description>
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		<title>GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments &#8216;Over-Regulation&#8217;; Would Repeal Five of Them</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/gop-candidates-call-ten-commandments-over-regulation-would-repeal-five-of-them/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/gop-candidates-call-ten-commandments-over-regulation-would-repeal-five-of-them/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 19:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=12440</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[GOP Candidates Call Ten Commandments 'Over-Regulation'; Would Repeal Five of Them]]></description>
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		<title>House Changes U.S. Motto to &#8216;Buyer Beware&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/house-changes-u-s-motto-to-buyer-beware/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/house-changes-u-s-motto-to-buyer-beware/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 21:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Economy]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=12388</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON --The House voted along party lines today to pass a GOP resolution changing the motto of the United States to "Buyer Beware."]]></description>
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		<title>Infamous Pubic Hair from 1991 Clarence Thomas Confirmation Hearings on Display at Smithsonian</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/infamous-pubic-hair-from-1991-clarence-thomas-confirmation-hearings-on-display-at-smithsonian/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/infamous-pubic-hair-from-1991-clarence-thomas-confirmation-hearings-on-display-at-smithsonian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 20:06:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The infamous pubic hair that almost derailed Justice Clarence Thomas's Senate confirmation is on display at the Smithsonian.]]></description>
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		<title>Flight Delayed in 1966 Finally Takes Off</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/flight-delayed-in-1966-finally-takes-off/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/flight-delayed-in-1966-finally-takes-off/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2011 07:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A flight delayed in 1966 finally gets the approval to take off.]]></description>
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