Plot to Slaughter Millions of Turkeys Thwarted by FBI

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HUNTSVILLE, AR (TheSkunk.org) — FBI agents shut down an apparent terrorist plot to murder millions of innocent turkeys just prior to the American festival of Thanksgiving. The suspects were caught off-guard when over one-hundred FBI agents burst into what sources described as “an industrial food processing plant.” They were taken into custody after plans were […]

Trump’s Plan to Deport Illegals Would Exclude the Ones Working for Him

trump's illegal immigrants

New York (TheSkunk.org) – Presidential candidate Donald Trump today clarified his position on illegal immigration, saying his plan to deport millions of undocumented immigrants would specifically exclude the ones currently employed by his various business enterprises. “In all the time these illegal immigrants have been working for me, they have not raped or murdered anyone,” […]

Bobby Jindal Unveils Campaign Strategy to Hypnotize Voters

Governor Bobby Jindal

Bobby Jindal breathed some air into his flailing presidential campaign Sunday with the announcement that he will mass hypnotize the nation into voting for him.

Uranus to Appear as Large as Donald Trump’s Head on August 27th

Donald Trump and the planet Uranus

PASADENA, CA (TheSkunk.org) — Star viewers will be in for a real treat on August 27, when Uranus will appear to be as big as Donald Trump’s head. This celestial happening occurs once every 50,000 years, thus the last people to witness this event were Cro-Magnons — who, coincidentally, comprise a majority of Trump supporters. […]

Jon Stewart to Moderate Republican Presidential Debate

Jon Stewart and presidential candidates

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Although Jon Stewart is retiring as host of “The Daily Show,” his fans won’t have to wait long for his return to television. The Emmy-winning comedian will be moderating the third Republican presidential debate, to air on Comedy Central on August 23. After sixteen years of making jokes at the expense […]

Trump Already Building His Presidential Library

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — Ground broke Monday on the President Donald J. Trump Library and Museum in Upper Manhattan.  Funded solely by Donald J. Trump, the $1.5 billion project is touted to be the largest of all the other presidential libraries. “It will house all the tens of thousands of things – millions of things, […]

‘Disney Dollars’ New Currency of Greece

ATHENS (TheSkunk.org) — With the likelihood of being expelled from the Eurozone, Greece has decided to make Disney Dollars its official currency. Available in $1, $5 and $10 denominations, the colorful bills have been the official currency of Walt Disney World Resort and Disneyland since 1987. “With the adoption of Disney dollars,” announced Prime Minister […]

Spielberg Accidentally Shoots Entire Movie in Vertical Format

Audience watches Paul Revere movie in theater

HOLLYWOOD (TheSkunk.org) — Even the best of the best falter from time to time. Audience reaction to Steven Spielberg’s latest film, The Ride of Paul Revere, which debuted in selected theaters on Friday, was anger and confusion over sitting through a two-hour movie that was shot with the camera in the vertical, or “portrait,” format. […]

Trump Forms Charity to Find Cure for Narcissistic Personality Disorder

NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) — One need not be cynical to believe that celebrities only make large donations to causes when they have some personal connection to it. Not that there’s a problem with that; it takes huge amounts of money to conduct research into various ailments with the hope of someday discovering a cure, and […]

FOX to Cover Ku Klux Klan Pre-Show

COLUMBIA, SC (TheSkunk.org) – FOX News announced today it will provide pre-show coverage of Saturday’s planned KKK rally at the South Carolina Statehouse protesting the removal of the Confederate battle flag. Megyn Kelly will team with Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Steve Doocy to bring minute-by-minute commentary on the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan […]