Bill Clinton
Bush Appoints Self for Third Term
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move unprecedented in any previous administration, President Bush signed an executive order appointing himself president for a third term.
Calling the November elections a “distraction from the serious work of the White House,” the president signed on for another four years, with “unlimited options to renew.”
As a result of the announcement, [...]
Bill Clinton Kicks Reporter’s Ass
WEST PALM BEACH, FL - A reporter was nearly beaten to death last night, after a confrontation with former president Bill Clinton, who was vacationing in the resort town with his family.
After leaving a Wal-Mart with Hillary and Chelsea, Clinton was approached by Dean Hamilthorne, a reporter with the “Palm Beach High School News.”
Hamilthorne asked the former [...]
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