Evangelicals Strike ‘Adultery’ from Ten Commandments
BIRMINGHAM (TheSkunk.org) — In an unexpected announcement, the National Evangelical Alliance has decided to remove…
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Mike Huckabee’s Plan to Save Israel with Mass Baptism of Jews
HOPE, AK (TheSkunk.org) — Presidential candidate and Baptist preacher Mike Huckabee said on Tuesday the…
War on Christmas ‘Winnable’ Say Jewish Lawmakers
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) – Members of the Congressional Jewish Caucus Tuesday issued a statement expressing their…
Pope Offered Job as Tobacco Lobbyist
Ending days of speculation on what Pope Benedict XVI will be doing in retirement now that he has announced his resignation, the Pontiff told reporters he has accepted a job with RJ Reynolds Tobacco, and will be working to help Congress draft laws that are “sensible for the tobacco industry.”
Penn State Donates Paterno Statue to Vatican
Penn State officials tore down the controversial statue of the late Joe Paterno and shipped it to the Vatican, where it will be on display at St. Peter’s Basilica.
Local Walmart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper
FAIRHOPE, AL (TheSkunk.org) — Christian protestors expressed their outrage yesterday outside the Wal-Mart on County Road, after someone in their Church discovered Hanukkah wrapping paper for sale in a bin at the end of the Christmas aisle.
New Book Claims Jesus Not a Jew
A prominent Christian scholar provides proof that that Jesus Christ was not Jewish, but Christian.
New Predictions Follow Rapture Fizzle
A handy list of future world events that are certain to leave you with at least as much fulfillment as that Rapture thing.
'Shroud of Urine' Authenticity Disputed in New Study
VATICAN CITY (TheSkunk.org) — The stained cloth that was allegedly wrapped around the loins of Jesus to absorb his final urination is a fake, according to a prominent scientist.
Pope Says Pedophilia Okay if Priests ‘Pull Out’
VATICAN CITY—Announcing new guidelines on child abuse, Pope Benedict XVI said all priests have been instructed to “pull out” before climaxing.
