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Pope gives Bible a second look and says it makes no sense
VATICAN CITY — Pope Benedict XVI recently re-read the Bible and came to the conclusion that it made no sense. In a recent press conference, the Pontiff told reporters he decided to read the Holy Scriptures merely for pleasure, and was taken aback by “how
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Christ’s lover chastises gay marriage opponents
SACRAMENTO — Moses Josephson, the gay lover of Jesus Christ, returned from the dead on Good Friday to plead with anti-gay marriage activists to cease their activities. Josephson, who wasn’t mentioned in the bible (“they cut out my scene”), implored Christ’s “flock”
Jesus’ suicide note unearthed
JERUSALEM — New archaeological evidence uncovered over the weekend suggests that Jesus was not sentenced to crucifixion by the Roman Empire as previously believed, but that he committed suicide by nailing his own wrists to the cross. An ancient note,
Jews demote Madoff to Arab
NEW YORK — Once a highly-ranked, card-carrying Jew, Bernard Madoff, the mastermind behind the largest financial scam in history, has been reduced in rank to Arab. “So many Jewish charities were hurt because of this schmuck,” said Rabbi Moses Lieberman, head of the International
Atheist Fundamentalists Force Library on Church
RURAL FALLS, TN — A group of Atheists converged upon a vacant lot belonging to a neighborhood church and — without permission or approval — built a contemporary two-story library, filling it with books of every type. Pastor Robert Hardingdale, the head minister of the Church of Compassion,
