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	<title>The Skunk &#124; Tasteless American Satire for the Ill-Informed &#187; Religion</title>
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		<title>Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 23:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FAIRHOPE, AL (TheSkunk.org) -- Christian protestors expressed their outrage yesterday outside the Wal-Mart on County Road, after someone in their Church discovered Hanukkah wrapping paper for sale in a bin at the end of the Christmas aisle.]]></description>
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		<title>New Book Claims Jesus Not a Jew</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/new-book-claims-jesus-not-a-jew/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A prominent Christian scholar provides proof that that Jesus Christ was not Jewish, but Christian.]]></description>
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		<title>New Predictions Follow Rapture Fizzle</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/05/new-predictions-follow-rapture-fizzle/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/05/new-predictions-follow-rapture-fizzle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 03:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A handy list of future world events that are certain to leave you with at least as much fulfillment as that Rapture thing.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Shroud of Urine&#8217; Authenticity Disputed in New Study</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/12/shroud-of-urine-authenticity-disputed-in-new-study/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/12/shroud-of-urine-authenticity-disputed-in-new-study/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 00:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[VATICAN CITY (TheSkunk.org) -- The stained cloth that was allegedly wrapped around the loins of Jesus to absorb his final urination is a fake, according to a prominent scientist.]]></description>
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		<title>Pope Gives Bible a Second Look and Says It Makes No Sense</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/pope-gives-bible-a-second-look-and-says-it-makes-no-sense/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/pope-gives-bible-a-second-look-and-says-it-makes-no-sense/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict XVI recently re-read the Bible and came to the conclusion that it made no sense.  In a recent press conference, the Pontiff told reporters he decided to read the Holy Scriptures merely for pleasure, and was taken aback by "how confusing and illogical it is."]]></description>
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		<title>Christ&#8217;s Lover Chastises Gay Marriage Opponents</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/christs-lover-returns-for-easter-chastises-gay-marriage-opponents/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/christs-lover-returns-for-easter-chastises-gay-marriage-opponents/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SACRAMENTO -- Moses Josephson, the gay lover of Jesus Christ, returned from the dead on Good Friday to plead with anti-gay marriage activists to cease their activities.]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus&#8217; Suicide Note Unearthed</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/03/jesus-suicide-note-unearthed/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/03/jesus-suicide-note-unearthed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 00:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[JERUSALEM -- New archaeological evidence uncovered over the weekend suggests that Jesus was not sentenced to crucifixion by the Roman Empire as previously believed, but that he committed suicide by nailing his own writsts to the cross.]]></description>
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		<title>Jews Demote Madoff to Arab</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/jews-demote-madoff-to-arab/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/jews-demote-madoff-to-arab/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 08:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once a highly-ranked, card-carrying Jew, Bernard Madoff, the mastermind behind the largest financial scam in history, has been reduced in rank to Arab.]]></description>
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		<title>Ted Haggard to Start Youth Camp for Sexy Boys</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/ted-haggard-to-start-youth-camp-for-sexy-boys/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/ted-haggard-to-start-youth-camp-for-sexy-boys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[COLORADO SPRINGS -- Disgraced minister Ted Haggard will be establishing a youth camp for good-looking teen boys. A press release issued from Haggard's bedroom touts the camp as a "place for handsome teenage males to explore their attractiveness and bond with other like-bodied boys and an older man."
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		<title>Atheist Fundamentalists Force Library on Church</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/atheist-fundamentalists-force-library-on-church/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/atheist-fundamentalists-force-library-on-church/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RURAL FALLS, TN &#8212; A group of Atheists converged upon a vacant lot belonging to a neighborhood church and &#8212; without permission or approval &#8212; built a contemporary two-story library, filling it with books of every type. Pastor Robert Hardingdale, the head minister of the Church of Compassion, expressed his outrage, calling it an act of &#8220;domestic terrorism&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mormons Okay Gay Polygamy</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/mormons-okay-gay-polygamy/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/mormons-okay-gay-polygamy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 20:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints said it would be willing to amend the controversial Proposition 8 initiative to allow same-sex marriages with multiple spouses.]]></description>
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