Section » Science & Tech

Obama sets goal of fake Mars landing in 10 years

Obama sets goal of fake Mars landing in 10 years

By Editors, The Skunk • on July 20, 2010

WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — President Obama today outlined his new direction for the space program by setting the goal of faking a landing on the surface of Mars by the end of the decade.

2 CommentsRead this story »

Wolfgang's Vault- Love Rock posters, concert tickets & memorabilia

More Articles

I Can’t Believe it’s Not Semen

I Can’t Believe it’s Not Semen

By Editors, The Skunk • on July 18, 2010

You Won’t Believe Your Mouth!

No CommentsRead this story »

Heterosexual Couple to Adopt Gay Baby

Heterosexual Couple to Adopt Gay Baby

By Editors, The Skunk • on June 28, 2010

TRENTON, NJ (TheSkunk.org) — Unable to conceive their own homosexual child, a straight married couple is seeking to adopt a gay baby, according to state authorities.

1 CommentRead this story »

New iPhone ‘Just makes Calls’

New iPhone ‘Just makes Calls’

By Editors, The Skunk • on June 7, 2010

Steve Jobs released details of Apple’s newest generation iPhone today, astounding techies around the world when it was revealed the device only has only two functions.

No CommentsRead this story »

NASA successfully crashes telescope into Earth

NASA successfully crashes telescope into Earth

By Editors, The Skunk • on April 29, 2010

ALICE SPRINGS, Australia — Scientists at NASA successfully completed their mission to verify the gravitational pull of an expensive item when dropped from high in the air.

5 CommentsRead this story »

Deer caught in headlights, unable to move

Deer caught in headlights, unable to move

By Editors, The Skunk • on December 17, 2009

Despite ample opportunity to run to the side of the road, the animal apparently became paralyzed, allowing the two-and-a-half-ton Ford 150 to slam into it at 60 mph.

1 CommentRead this story »

Booger stem cells show promise

Booger stem cells show promise

By Editors, The Skunk • on October 26, 2009

SANTA CLARITA, CA — Researchers at College of the Canyons have released results to a study suggesting that human boogers may contain stem cells with similar regenerative qualities to those of embryos.

6 CommentsRead this story »

Moon blast kills 22 civilians

Moon blast kills 22 civilians

By Editors, The Skunk • on October 9, 2009

PASADENA, CA — NASA has apologized for the deaths of 22 people caused by one of its rockets, which exploded upon impact into the lunar surface earlier this morning.

3 CommentsRead this story »

Public doubts ‘official’ account of Kennedy death

Public doubts ‘official’ account of Kennedy death

By Editors, The Skunk • on August 30, 2009

BOSTON — Over 68% of Americans don’t believe the official government story that Senator Edward Kennedy died from a brain tumor, according to a survey released today.

4 CommentsRead this story »

Old men have shorter life expectancies

Old men have shorter life expectancies

By Editors, The Skunk • on July 29, 2009

CHICAGO — Results of a study conducted by the Journal of American Research suggest that old men have a shorter life expectancy than that of their younger counterparts.

1 CommentRead this story »

Dermatologist repulsed by teenager’s zit

Dermatologist repulsed by teenager’s zit

By Editors, The Skunk • on July 12, 2009

BEVERLY HILLS — A popular dermatologist was repulsed by a particularly gross looking acne blemish on the face of one of his teenage patients.

2 CommentsRead this story »

Surgeons replace man’s severed penis with his big toe

Surgeons replace man’s severed penis with his big toe

By Editors, The Skunk • on June 8, 2009

A man whose penis was severed from his body recently underwent surgery to replace the missing appendage with the big toe from his right foot.

7 CommentsRead this story »

CDC: Swine flu victims are mainly pigs

CDC: Swine flu victims are mainly pigs

By Editors, The Skunk • on April 30, 2009

ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control have found that 99.9% of the victims of the H1N1 influenza virus, commonly known as the “Swine Flu,” are pigs.

2 CommentsRead this story »

Palestinians Prepare for Moon Launch

Palestinians Prepare for Moon Launch

By Editors, The Skunk • on January 6, 2009

Combining its fleet of homemade rocket-launchers with Iranian missile technology, the Hamas Space Agency (HASA) announced today it has begun the countdown for its first mission to the moon.

No CommentsRead this story »

Man’s Testicle Reveals Image of GM CEO

Man’s Testicle Reveals Image of GM CEO

By Editors, The Skunk • on January 2, 2009

MESA, AZ — A local crossing guard claims a perfect image of GM chief executive Rick Wagoner has appeared on his left testicle.  “I was masturbating last Friday, which I always do sitting on top of a hand mirror,” said Jordan Borman, 33.  “The coolness of the mirror glass feels good on my balls and [...]

2 CommentsRead this story »

Republican Scientists Claim Gravity a Scam

Republican Scientists Claim Gravity a Scam

By Editors, The Skunk • on November 27, 2008

The Republican National Committee’s Scientific Advisory Board today issued a report negating claims of an “invisible force that pulls things toward the center of the Earth.”

No CommentsRead this story »

Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant

Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant

By Editors, The Skunk • on August 28, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC – Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the world’s first successful oral-anal transplant.

3 CommentsRead this story »