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	<title>The Skunk &#124; Tasteless American Satire for the Ill-Informed &#187; Science &amp; Tech</title>
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	<description>Award-Winning American Cultural and Political Satire. The Skunk is an equal opportunity offender.</description>
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		<title>Ketchup Linked to Lower Risk of Death</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2012/05/ketchup-linked-to-lower-risk-of-death/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2012/05/ketchup-linked-to-lower-risk-of-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 23:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[life expectancy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Researchers found that habitual ketchup users had a lower risk of death than their snobby, elitist counterparts. Subjects who went through four or five bottles per week lived the longest.]]></description>
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		<title>Google Takes Street View into People&#8217;s Houses, Apartments</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2012/03/google-takes-street-view-into-peoples-houses-apartments/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2012/03/google-takes-street-view-into-peoples-houses-apartments/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 00:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[privacy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[street view]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Google photographers will be sent into every residential house and apartment across the country, photographing each bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, nook, and cranny.]]></description>
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		<title>A.D.D. Explorer Forgets Location of Latest Discovery</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/a-d-d-explorer-forgets-location-of-latest-discovery/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/a-d-d-explorer-forgets-location-of-latest-discovery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[A.D.D.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chickens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[explorer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ocean]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shipwreck]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An underwater explorer with attention deficit disorder discovered a legendary Spanish galleon, but forgot to record its location and can't remember where he found it.]]></description>
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		<title>Bachmann Would Replace Space Shuttle with Angels</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/07/bachmann-would-replace-space-shuttle-with-angels/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/07/bachmann-would-replace-space-shuttle-with-angels/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2011 01:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[gay marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michele bachmann]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nasa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shuttle replacement]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/2011/07/bachmann-would-replace-space-shuttle-with-angels/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[STILLWATER, MINN (TheSkunk.org) -- Rep. Michelle Bachman today said that if she becomes president, she would replace NASA's erstwhile space shuttle program with angels from heaven.]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor Makes Diagnoses Using Episodes of &#8216;House&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/06/doctor-makes-diagnoses-using-episodes-of-house/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/06/doctor-makes-diagnoses-using-episodes-of-house/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 16:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[diagnosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[house]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mayo clinic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=10372</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A prominent physician turns to the Fox medical drama "House" to help diagnose his most difficult cases.
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		<title>New Report: Patience No Longer a Virtue</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/new-report-patience-no-longer-a-virtue/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/new-report-patience-no-longer-a-virtue/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 01:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skunk Classics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bipolar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caffeine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[patience]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[psychiatry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[psychology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[virtue]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/2011/03/new-report-patience-no-longer-a-virtue/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ARLINGTON, VA (TheSkunk.org) -- After reviewing the results of a nationwide study, the American Psychiatric Association has removed "patience" from its list of virtues in the latest edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

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		<title>&#8216;Shroud of Urine&#8217; Authenticity Disputed in New Study</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/12/shroud-of-urine-authenticity-disputed-in-new-study/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/12/shroud-of-urine-authenticity-disputed-in-new-study/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 00:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pope]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[shroud of turin]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/2010/12/shroud-of-urine-authenticity-disputed-in-new-study/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[VATICAN CITY (TheSkunk.org) -- The stained cloth that was allegedly wrapped around the loins of Jesus to absorb his final urination is a fake, according to a prominent scientist.]]></description>
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		<title>‘Groin Bomber’ Apprehended by TSA</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/11/groin-bomber-apprehended-by-tsa/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/11/groin-bomber-apprehended-by-tsa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 01:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[airport]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[napolitano]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pat downs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[screeners]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=9554</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[MIAMI (TheSkunk.org) -- A man with a fleshy, cylindrical apparatus dangling from his groin was arrested today as he tried to board a plane destined for New York. ]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Sets Goal of Fake Mars Landing in 10 Years</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/07/obama-sets-goal-of-fake-mars-landing-in-10-years/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/07/obama-sets-goal-of-fake-mars-landing-in-10-years/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:27:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[apollo 11]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charlie sheen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fake moon landing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hoax]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jerry bruckheimer]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[lindsay lohan]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[moon landing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neil armstrong]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obama and space program]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=9311</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) -- President Obama today outlined his new direction for the space program by setting the goal of faking a landing on the surface of Mars by the end of the decade.
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		<title>Heterosexual Couple to Adopt Gay Baby</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/heterosexual-couple-to-adopt-gay-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/heterosexual-couple-to-adopt-gay-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[gay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gay adoption]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gay baby]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[gay rights]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=9086</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[TRENTON, NJ (TheSkunk.org) -- Unable to conceive their own homosexual child, a straight married couple is seeking to adopt a gay baby, according to state authorities.]]></description>
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		<title>New iPhone &#8216;Just Makes Calls&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/new-iphone-just-makes-calls/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/06/new-iphone-just-makes-calls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[G4]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iphone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stven Jobs]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=8906</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Steve Jobs released details of Apple's newest generation iPhone today, astounding techies around the world when it was revealed the device only has only two functions.]]></description>
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		<title>NASA Successfully Crashes Telescope into Earth</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/04/nasa-successfully-crashes-telescope-into-the-earth/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/04/nasa-successfully-crashes-telescope-into-the-earth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 05:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[balloon]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nuclear Compton Telescope]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=8381</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ALICE SPRINGS, Australia -- Scientists at NASA successfully completed their mission to verify the gravitational pull of an expensive item when dropped from high in the air.
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Booger Stem Cells Show Promise</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/booger-stem-cells-show-promise/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/booger-stem-cells-show-promise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[community college]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=6670</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[SANTA CLARITA, CA -- Researchers at College of the Canyons have released results to a study suggesting that human boogers may contain stem cells with similar regenerative qualities to those of embryos.]]></description>
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		<title>Moon Blast Kills 22 Civilians</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/moon-blast-kills-22-civilians/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/moon-blast-kills-22-civilians/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:54:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[blast]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=6644</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[PASADENA, CA -- NASA has apologized for the deaths of 22 people caused by a rocket that exploded upon impact into the lunar surface earlier this morning.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Public Doubts ‘Official’ Account of Kennedy Death</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/public-doubts-official-account-of-sen-kennedy-death/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/public-doubts-official-account-of-sen-kennedy-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[assassination]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=5841</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[BOSTON -- Over 68% of Americans don’t believe the official government story that Senator Edward Kennedy died from a brain tumor, according to a survey released today.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Old Men Have Shorter Life Expectancies</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/old-men-have-shorter-life-expectancies/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/old-men-have-shorter-life-expectancies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=4978</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[CHICAGO -- Results of a study conducted by the Journal of American Research suggest that old men have a shorter life expectancy than that of their younger counterparts.]]></description>
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		<title>Dermatologist Repulsed by Teenager’s Zit</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/dermatologist-repulsed-by-teenagers-zit/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/dermatologist-repulsed-by-teenagers-zit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 07:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[acne]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEVERLY HILLS -- A popular dermatologist was repulsed by a particularly gross looking acne blemish on the face of one of his teenage patients.]]></description>
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		<title>Surgeons Replace Man&#8217;s Severed Penis with his Big Toe</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/surgeons-replace-mans-severed-penis-with-his-big-toe/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/surgeons-replace-mans-severed-penis-with-his-big-toe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man whose penis was severed from his body recently underwent surgery to replace the missing appendage with the big toe from his right foot.]]></description>
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		<title>CDC: Swine Flu Victims Are Mainly Pigs</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/swine-flu-victims-mainly-pigs/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/swine-flu-victims-mainly-pigs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTA -- Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control have found that 99.9% of the victims of the H1N1 influenza virus, commonly known as the "Swine Flu," are pigs.]]></description>
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		<title>Palestinians Prepare for Moon Launch</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/palestinians-prepare-for-moon-launch/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/palestinians-prepare-for-moon-launch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Combining its fleet of homemade rocket-launchers with Iranian missile technology, the Hamas Space Agency (HASA) announced today it has begun the countdown for its first mission to the moon.]]></description>
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		<title>Man&#8217;s Testicle Reveals Image of GM CEO</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/mans-testicle-reveals-image-of-automaker/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/mans-testicle-reveals-image-of-automaker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A local crossing guard claims a perfect image of GM chief executive Rick Wagoner has appeared on his left testicle. ]]></description>
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		<title>Republican Scientists Claim Gravity a Scam</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/republican-scientists-claim-gravity-a-scam/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/republican-scientists-claim-gravity-a-scam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 16:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Republican National Committee’s Scientific Advisory Board today issued a report negating claims of an “invisible force that pulls things toward the center of the Earth.”]]></description>
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		<title>Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/rush-limbaugh-to-receive-oral-anal-transplant/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/rush-limbaugh-to-receive-oral-anal-transplant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the world's first successful oral-anal transplant.  ]]></description>
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