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Booger stem cells show promise
SANTA CLARITA, CA — Researchers at College of the Canyons have released results to a study suggesting that human boogers may contain stem cells with similar regenerative qualities to those of embryos. The study
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Public doubts ‘official’ account of Kennedy death
BOSTON — Over 68% of Americans don’t believe the official government story that Senator Edward Kennedy died from a brain tumor, according to a survey released today.
Old men have shorter life expectancies
CHICAGO — Results of a study conducted by the Journal of American Research suggest that old men have a shorter life expectancy than that of their younger counterparts. Funded by the federal government in the mid-1970s,
Dermatologist repulsed by teenager’s zit
BEVERLY HILLS — A popular dermatologist was repulsed by a particularly gross looking acne blemish on the face of one of his teenage patients. Dr. Miles Barnhard had been treating 16-year-old Timothy Murfelt for over
Surgeons replace man’s severed penis with his big toe
A man whose penis was severed from his body recently underwent surgery to replace the missing appendage with the big toe from his right foot. John Wentworth Larchmont lost
CDC: Swine flu victims are mainly pigs
ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control have found that 99.9% of the victims of the H1N1 influenza virus, commonly known as the “Swine Flu,” are pigs. A report on the pandemic, released today, took the scientific community by surprise.
Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant
WASHINGTON, DC — Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the world’s first successful oral-anal transplant. The procedure, pioneered by Dr. Kenneth Fargonian of Bethesda Naval Hospital, involves surgically removing the patient’s
