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Bush IQ: Mild Mental Retardation

New WOrlds to Conquer

WASHINGTON, DC — Researchers at the National Archives today uncovered a stack of the president’s test scores from the 1960s. On a standardized IQ test given to him in seventh grade, President Bush scored a 57, which is within the range of mental retardation. “Psychiatrists consider a score in the high fifties to be only […]

McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee Plan

John McCain's Plan to Balance Budget

WASHINGTON, DC — Senator John McCain announced an unexpected windfall profit is headed our way and he will use it to pay off the national debt.