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Uranus to Appear as Large as Donald Trump’s Head on August 27th

Donald Trump and the planet Uranus

PASADENA, CA ( — Star viewers will be in for a real treat on August 27, when Uranus will appear to be as big as Donald Trump’s head. This celestial happening occurs once every 50,000 years, thus the last people to witness this event were Cro-Magnons — who, coincidentally, comprise a majority of Trump supporters. […]

Trump Already Building His Presidential Library

NEW YORK ( — Ground broke Monday on the President Donald J. Trump Library and Museum in Upper Manhattan.  Funded solely by Donald J. Trump, the $1.5 billion project is touted to be the largest of all the other presidential libraries. “It will house all the tens of thousands of things – millions of things, […]

Trump Forms Charity to Find Cure for Narcissistic Personality Disorder

NEW YORK ( — One need not be cynical to believe that celebrities only make large donations to causes when they have some personal connection to it. Not that there’s a problem with that; it takes huge amounts of money to conduct research into various ailments with the hope of someday discovering a cure, and […]

Trump Offers to Buy Iran, Evict ‘Tenants’

NEW YORK ( — Calling the President’s recently negotiated treaty with the leadership of Iran “bad business, through and through,” billionaire real estate mogul Donald Trump today revealed  his own plan to purchase the entire Islamic country, creating a landlord-tenant relationship with its current occupants. Anyone wanting to stay on the property would be required […]

Donald Trump to Debate His Own Penis

Trump to Debate Penis

Donald Trump announced he will be debating his own penis.

Trump as Humble Government Servant

Trump in Washington

A government of the Donald, by the Donald, and for the Donald.

Trump to Weiner: 'Show Us Your Real Penis'

Trump demands to see Weiner's penis.

NEW YORK ( — Donald Trump asserted today that a photograph supposedly depicting Rep. Anthony Weiner’s erect manhood that has been circulating on Internet is not legitimate.

Trump Claims He's Killed More Terrorists than Obama

Donald Trump told reporters Monday that he is “very proud and honored” to have killed many more terrorists than the President.

Trump Defends Miss California as "Perfectly Doable"

The growing controversy as to whether or not Miss California should keep her crown ended today when pageant owner Donald Trump declared the young beauty queen “perfectly doable.”

Donald Trump's "Extreme Spouse Makeover"

Who says TV is a vast wasteland?