TV Listings
I Am Christ
ABC 10 p.m. EDT/9 p.m.
A man who claims to be Jesus Christ confronts the realities of skepticism in 21st Century Chicago, when people refuse to believe in him. Stars Chuck Norris.The Death of Regis
7 p.m. EDT/8 p.m. (Discovery)
Documentary highlighting how the world will change after the impending death of talk-show icon Regis Philbin.
Foghorn’s Leghorn
Comedy Central Wed. 10 p.m. EDT/9 p.m.
The famous 8-foot Looney Tunes rooster stars as the owner of a legal brothel in Nevada, called "The Roost." Stars Chuck Woolery.Chronic Intervention
BBC 9 p.m. EDT/8 p.m.
Believing their daughter to be a coked-up, drug-addicted whore, the Wiley family sends her off to a drug rehab program, where the counselors are only slightly more mixed up than the patients.All Those Niggahs
Fox Fri. 9 p.m. EDT/9 p.m.
Joe and Alice Niggah, a middle-class, white couple from rural Kentucky, move their family into a house on a cul-de-sac in East Los Angeles, where they are affectionately known as "Those Niggahs Down the Street." From Executive Producer Glenn Beck.
Who’s the Homo?
NBC 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m
An ultra-conservative Christian family in Tulsa unwittingly hires a gay grad student to be their housekeeper. Stars Kelsey Grammar.Jokes on Yu
CBS M-F, 7 p.m.EDT/6 p.m.
Cruel and unusual practical jokes are played on Korean-American bookkeeper James Yu and his family. Hosted by Drew Carey.Anonymous Victims
FOX 7 p.m. EDT/6 p.m.
Women claiming to be victims of sexual harassment at the hands of presidential candidate Herman Cain have their identities blurred out as they come forward to tell why they're not coming forward.Tea Party Spit Take
Fox Tues. 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m.
Tea Party members fill their mouths with real tea and spit it out at a giant Barack Obama target. Those who get closest to his heart win prizes.Ice Penis
CBS 9:00 EDT/8:00
A detective whose penis was blown off in bomb blast has it surgically replaced with a new one made of ice. Follow his exploits as he fights crime and upholds American values, while maintaining the temperature of his pants a cool 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Stars Charlie Sheen.Temptation Alley
ABC FAMILY 8:00 p.m.EST/7:00 p.m.
16-year-old Billy Jones discovers his family's house is located behind a magical alley inhabited by magical women, all of whom are willing to have sex with him in exchange for money or heroine.The Vomitorium
TBS 8:00PM ET/PT
James Belushi stars as a scientist who gets caught in a time-warp and travels back to ancient Rome, where he is hired as an inspector for the city-state's vomitoriums.Befuddled Old Woman
ABC Sun. 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m.
From the producers of "The Amazing Race." An elderly woman suffering from Alzheimer's disease is airlifted to various locations around the world and told to find her way back home. Host: Simon Cowell.Ask Dr. Murray
ABC 1 p.m. EDT/2 p.m.
The convicted murderer of Michael Jackson answers questions from celebrities who've run out of their prescription medication and have nowhere else to turn.
