Comments for The Skunk | Tasteless American Satire for the Ill-Informed http://theskunk.org Award-Winning American Cultural and Political Satire. The Skunk is an equal opportunity offender. Sat, 19 May 2012 18:12:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by Earlene Rump http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-9931 Earlene Rump Sat, 19 May 2012 18:12:02 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-9931 This is outrajus and I will never shop at walmart agin!! Im a good christin woman and i am really offendid that walmart would sell hanukah stuff among all there other stuff. whats the world coming to? Its bad enough we have all this gay marriage stuff that these homos are demanding and now we have walmart carrying ungodly anti-christian wrapping paper. they should know better than to sell this. i try to raise my children to be good christians and i am so tired of praying for things to get better and the jus get worse. its horrible that we actually have a muslin from kinya as president and I think he's the antichrist too and I just want the rapture to come so I can go live with my jesus and where their are no homos and where I can be with my dear departed relatives well all accept uncle remus he farted in church one time so I supose hes in hell where he belongs. I jus dont know whats going to happen next people marrying there dogs I suppose and who knows what walmart will be selling next marriage invitashens for homo couples I suppose. I wonder if fox news knows about walmart selling this demon inspired wrapping paper someone should tell them. This is outrajus and I will never shop at walmart agin!! Im a good christin woman and i am really offendid that walmart would sell hanukah stuff among all there other stuff. whats the world coming to? Its bad enough we have all this gay marriage stuff that these homos are demanding and now we have walmart carrying ungodly anti-christian wrapping paper. they should know better than to sell this. i try to raise my children to be good christians and i am so tired of praying for things to get better and the jus get worse. its horrible that we actually have a muslin from kinya as president and I think he’s the antichrist too and I just want the rapture to come so I can go live with my jesus and where their are no homos and where I can be with my dear departed relatives well all accept uncle remus he farted in church one time so I supose hes in hell where he belongs. I jus dont know whats going to happen next people marrying there dogs I suppose and who knows what walmart will be selling next marriage invitashens for homo couples I suppose. I wonder if fox news knows about walmart selling this demon inspired wrapping paper someone should tell them.

]]> Comment on New Arizona Law Says Life Begins at Fantasy by me_1219 http://theskunk.org/2012/04/new-arizona-law-says-life-begins-at-fantasy/#comment-9922 me_1219 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:28:30 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13756#comment-9922 i volunteer to test this law with ms Yee, who is one foxy asian lady! i volunteer to test this law with ms Yee, who is one foxy asian lady!

]]> Comment on Americans Flee to Guatemala to Escape Bleak Job Market by Wake up people http://theskunk.org/2009/11/americans-flee-to-guatemala-to-escape-bleak-job-market/#comment-9915 Wake up people Sat, 21 Apr 2012 23:42:07 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=6833#comment-9915 what a way to earn a living.... "Little sex involved", how comforting..... I don't like this article at all.... in other words, if you want to be a legal prostitute male or female then Hell Guatemala is the place for you... idiots. what a way to earn a living…. “Little sex involved”, how comforting….. I don’t like this article at all…. in other words, if you want to be a legal prostitute male or female then Hell Guatemala is the place for you… idiots.

]]> Comment on Romney Chooses Wallet as Running Mate by RioSam http://theskunk.org/2012/04/romney-chooses-wallet-as-running-mate/#comment-9906 RioSam Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:43:58 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13728#comment-9906 What an egotistical jerk...NO for me!! NO on Obama as well...he's an even bigger jerk and not eligible according to the constitution! What an egotistical jerk…NO for me!! NO on Obama as well…he’s an even bigger jerk and not eligible according to the constitution!

]]> Comment on Palin’s Three-Year-Old Daughter Pregnant by Ladybug http://theskunk.org/2008/09/palins-three-year-old-daughter-pregnant/#comment-9897 Ladybug Fri, 13 Apr 2012 21:36:49 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=869#comment-9897 I seriously don't by that bullshit! The Kid in the picture is photo shopped into it and btw, Sarah Palin wouldn't have said any of that stuff! I seriously don’t by that bullshit! The Kid in the picture is photo shopped into it and btw, Sarah Palin wouldn’t have said any of that stuff!

]]> Comment on 68% of Republicans Favor Concession Speech by Romney Over Santorum by Rob R http://theskunk.org/2012/04/68-of-republicans-favor-concession-speech-by-romney-over-santorum/#comment-9883 Rob R Tue, 03 Apr 2012 15:47:01 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13703#comment-9883 Romney can't be trusted. He might come out and say he called Obama, but given his record, he could end up texting or Facebooking him instead. Romney can’t be trusted. He might come out and say he called Obama, but given his record, he could end up texting or Facebooking him instead.

]]> Comment on Congressman Legalizes Pot for Himself by Denny jester http://theskunk.org/2009/08/congressman-legalizes-pot-for-himself/#comment-9862 Denny jester Sat, 24 Mar 2012 03:15:35 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=4949#comment-9862 Lets all smoke make the u.s.a. A better happer place.they fast food chains be booming when people get the munches Lets all smoke make the u.s.a. A better happer place.they fast food chains be booming when people get the munches

]]> Comment on Santorum Proposes ID System for Jews by JewBeaniesEverywhere http://theskunk.org/2012/02/santorum-proposes-id-system-for-jews/#comment-9857 JewBeaniesEverywhere Wed, 14 Mar 2012 00:50:54 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13615#comment-9857 I think Santorum is a Jew himself. Every time I see his face, the only thing I see is a big ol #6 Jew hooknose sticking out of his ratty looking face... I think Santorum is a Jew himself. Every time I see his face, the only thing I see is a big ol #6 Jew hooknose sticking out of his ratty looking face…

]]> Comment on Google Takes Street View into People’s Houses, Apartments by Rob R http://theskunk.org/2012/03/google-takes-street-view-into-peoples-houses-apartments/#comment-9854 Rob R Sat, 10 Mar 2012 04:10:19 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13635#comment-9854 Good, cause I'm trying to find out if my neighbor killed someone. Good, cause I’m trying to find out if my neighbor killed someone.

]]> Comment on Santorum Proposes ID System for Jews by Nathan Simmons http://theskunk.org/2012/02/santorum-proposes-id-system-for-jews/#comment-9845 Nathan Simmons Sun, 19 Feb 2012 01:34:53 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13615#comment-9845 To B. Frank. Get help and get a life before you take others lives if not your own. Seriously...you really need help. G-d have mercy on you. To B. Frank. Get help and get a life before you take others lives if not your own. Seriously…you really need help. G-d have mercy on you.

]]> Comment on Santorum Proposes ID System for Jews by B Frank http://theskunk.org/2012/02/santorum-proposes-id-system-for-jews/#comment-9836 B Frank Thu, 16 Feb 2012 16:16:51 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13615#comment-9836 Either the writer of this "satire" is an ill-informed dope, or it's Jewish propaganda. Santorum is in the pocket of Israel and the money it's agents throw around to Senators and presidential candidates. So either the writer is just dumb and thinks that because Santorum is a self-identified Christian that makes him opposed to Judaism (nothing is further from the truth), or it's an example of that old trick that's been used before where the Jewish influence sows the seeds of disinformation to hide the fact someone is their puppet. Santorum is a disaster specifically because he is so ardently pro-Jewish and pro-Israel to the traitorous detriment of the United States. Either the writer of this “satire” is an ill-informed dope, or it’s Jewish propaganda. Santorum is in the pocket of Israel and the money it’s agents throw around to Senators and presidential candidates. So either the writer is just dumb and thinks that because Santorum is a self-identified Christian that makes him opposed to Judaism (nothing is further from the truth), or it’s an example of that old trick that’s been used before where the Jewish influence sows the seeds of disinformation to hide the fact someone is their puppet. Santorum is a disaster specifically because he is so ardently pro-Jewish and pro-Israel to the traitorous detriment of the United States.

]]> Comment on Romney Campaign Uses Antisocial Media by Bryan Saddler http://theskunk.org/2012/02/romney-campaign-uses-antisocial-media/#comment-9789 Bryan Saddler Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:34:19 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13603#comment-9789 that's some funny stuff right there that’s some funny stuff right there

]]> Comment on Coca-Cola Puts Cocaine Back in Formula by Stalepie http://theskunk.org/2011/12/coca-cola-puts-cocaine-back-in-formula/#comment-9788 Stalepie Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:14:32 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13421#comment-9788 would totally be one of those campers! would totally be one of those campers!

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by Rian Dean http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-9785 Rian Dean Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:34:06 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-9785 Sovereign Curtis, It's not an assumption. Gingrich has long connected himself with the Tea Party. http://wapo.st/AvWWka Sovereign Curtis, It’s not an assumption. Gingrich has long connected himself with the Tea Party.
http://wapo.st/AvWWka

]]> Comment on Obama Uses Reverse Psychology to Pass Jobs Bill by Laird http://theskunk.org/2011/10/obama-uses-reverse-psychology-to-pass-jobs-bill/#comment-9777 Laird Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:39:25 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=11843#comment-9777 And Newt, Obama is the food stamp president. And Newt, Obama is the food stamp president.

]]> Comment on Cat’s Meow Doesn’t Wake Sleeping Family in Apt. Fire by Jerry http://theskunk.org/2012/01/cats-meow-doesnt-wake-sleeping-family-in-apt-fire/#comment-9732 Jerry Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:05:07 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13560#comment-9732 I don't know how this could possibly be construed as clever or funny. Just sick and a sad reflection on what is going on in the author's head. Too bad. Don't usually comment on such stories, but his one is in especially poor taste. How could children hospitalized with 2nd degree burns ever be included in a humorous article? Really, really, sad! I don’t know how this could possibly be construed as clever or funny. Just sick and a sad reflection on what is going on in the author’s head. Too bad. Don’t usually comment on such stories, but his one is in especially poor taste. How could children hospitalized with 2nd degree burns ever be included in a humorous article? Really, really, sad!

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by Karen http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-9569 Karen Tue, 10 Jan 2012 02:27:17 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-9569 The unbelievably ironic thing about this is that Jesus is Jewish and He celebrated HANUKKAH, not Christmas! John chapter 10 mentions the celebration of Hanukkah, also known as the "Feast of Dedication"! Jesus was in the temple during the feast and there He declared His divinity! But He never asked His followers to throw Him a birthday party every year and for the first 300 or so years after His resurrection, His followers NEVER celebrated His birthday, but they DID celebrate Hanukkah!!! Also, the word Christmas is nowhere to be found in the Bible nor a Bible concordance. Also, He wasn't even born anywhere near December 25th. If you read the Bible account of His birth, you will find that the shepherds were out in the fields, tending their flocks by night. They brought the flocks indoors way before December because it was too cold. There are many other proofs that He wasn't born on December 25th, but I can't go into all of them here. He was born during the Feast of Tabernacles or the Feast of Trumpets, which are both in September or October. The unbelievably ironic thing about this is that Jesus is Jewish and He celebrated HANUKKAH, not Christmas! John chapter 10 mentions the celebration of Hanukkah, also known as the “Feast of Dedication”! Jesus was in the temple during the feast and there He declared His divinity! But He never asked His followers to throw Him a birthday party every year and for the first 300 or so years after His resurrection, His followers NEVER celebrated His birthday, but they DID celebrate Hanukkah!!! Also, the word Christmas is nowhere to be found in the Bible nor a Bible concordance. Also, He wasn’t even born anywhere near December 25th. If you read the Bible account of His birth, you will find that the shepherds were out in the fields, tending their flocks by night. They brought the flocks indoors way before December because it was too cold. There are many other proofs that He wasn’t born on December 25th, but I can’t go into all of them here. He was born during the Feast of Tabernacles or the Feast of Trumpets, which are both in September or October.

]]> Comment on Zombies No Longer Required to Extend Arms Out in Front by Arrrrghh Johnson http://theskunk.org/2011/08/zombies-no-longer-required-to-extend-arms-out-in-front/#comment-9421 Arrrrghh Johnson Mon, 02 Jan 2012 22:30:29 +0000 http://theskunk.org/2011/08/zombies-no-longer-required-to-extend-arms-out-in-front/#comment-9421 Maaarrgh arghl fmmmmph grrrl rarph. Maaarrgh arghl fmmmmph grrrl rarph.

]]> Comment on New Book Claims Jesus Not a Jew by Aaron http://theskunk.org/2011/10/new-book-claims-jesus-not-a-jew/#comment-9404 Aaron Mon, 02 Jan 2012 02:54:22 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=12154#comment-9404 Christianity is the completion of Judaism. It is what God intended for Judaism to become. Not the western version of Christianity mind you, but Jesus is a Jew (He is still one because He was raised from the dead and He ascended to the right hand of God where He is still alive.) Someone is a Jew because it is their race, and they are all God's people whatever the believe and whether they want to be or not. Jesus, a Jew, being fully Man and fully God, fulfilled the religious system of the Jewish people called Judaism, and established a new covenant between God and man wherein all people groups, including Jews could reestablish right relationship with God by excepting the final sacrificial work of Himself on the cross. This was always God's plan for his people the Jews, and for all those who would, in the future call on the name of Jesus. Christianity is the completion of Judaism. It is what God intended for Judaism to become. Not the western version of Christianity mind you, but Jesus is a Jew (He is still one because He was raised from the dead and He ascended to the right hand of God where He is still alive.) Someone is a Jew because it is their race, and they are all God’s people whatever the believe and whether they want to be or not. Jesus, a Jew, being fully Man and fully God, fulfilled the religious system of the Jewish people called Judaism, and established a new covenant between God and man wherein all people groups, including Jews could reestablish right relationship with God by excepting the final sacrificial work of Himself on the cross. This was always God’s plan for his people the Jews, and for all those who would, in the future call on the name of Jesus.

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by Tai Sparks Thee third http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-9402 Tai Sparks Thee third Sun, 01 Jan 2012 23:44:24 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-9402 lol funny almost believed it lol lol funny almost believed it lol

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by Sovereign Curtis http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-9398 Sovereign Curtis Sun, 01 Jan 2012 20:33:18 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-9398 Why in the world do some of you assume Newt self-identifies with the Tea Party?!?!? Why in the world do some of you assume Newt self-identifies with the Tea Party?!?!?

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by Becky Wilson http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-9214 Becky Wilson Mon, 26 Dec 2011 17:46:47 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-9214 Well believe it or not Walmart could make alot of money selling Jewish items. Target always has alot ot Hanakuah supplies, bags, wrapping paper decorations etc and sell out early. I shop at Walmart and only go to Target during this season to get the Jewish items. I agree with Brandi, Jesus was Jewish, you so called Christians are going to shocked when he comes back. Well believe it or not Walmart could make alot of money selling Jewish items. Target always has alot ot Hanakuah supplies, bags, wrapping paper decorations etc and sell out early. I shop at Walmart and only go to Target during this season to get the Jewish items. I agree with Brandi, Jesus was Jewish, you so called Christians are going to shocked when he comes back.

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by OUTRAGED http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-9177 OUTRAGED Sun, 25 Dec 2011 16:04:19 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-9177 THESE PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF TOTAL MORONS! DO THEY THINK JEWS HAVE HORNS AND ARE THE DEVIL? Bertha McGregor and Chuck Palminteri AND WALFART ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL! THESE PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF TOTAL MORONS!

DO THEY THINK JEWS HAVE HORNS AND ARE THE DEVIL?

Bertha McGregor and Chuck Palminteri AND WALFART ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by Scott http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-9115 Scott Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:02:10 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-9115 I read the whole thing before I realized it was a joke. You got me, lol. Good one I read the whole thing before I realized it was a joke. You got me, lol. Good one

]]> Comment on Coca-Cola Puts Cocaine Back in Formula by RioSam http://theskunk.org/2011/12/coca-cola-puts-cocaine-back-in-formula/#comment-9113 RioSam Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:55:22 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13421#comment-9113 I'll have to try one when it comes to the stores...sounds interesting..lol I’ll have to try one when it comes to the stores…sounds interesting..lol

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by Celeste http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-8981 Celeste Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:11:06 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-8981 As a Christian, I am offended....Holidays are celebrated in other way besides the Christian way. I fond this disgusting and will NOT shop in Walmart anymore! As a Christian, I am offended….Holidays are celebrated in other way besides the Christian way. I fond this disgusting and will NOT shop in Walmart anymore!

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by sarha reed http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-8977 sarha reed Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:08:53 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-8977 Oh my gosh! I like to consider myself a Christian and I love the Christmas holiday! However Christianity is not the only religion and it should not have been that big of a deal to someone! Do people forget where Jesus came from? Besides for all those who say they are Christians thou shalt not judge! Oh my gosh! I like to consider myself a Christian and I love the Christmas holiday! However Christianity is not the only religion and it should not have been that big of a deal to someone! Do people forget where Jesus came from? Besides for all those who say they are Christians thou shalt not judge!

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by Perejenn http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-8969 Perejenn Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:19:54 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-8969 People. Get a grip. This is a joke paper. Like The Onion. People. Get a grip.
This is a joke paper.
Like The Onion.

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by Hugh Mann http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-8958 Hugh Mann Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:01:08 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-8958 "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians - they are so unlike your Christ." - M.K. Gandhi “I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians – they are so unlike your Christ.” – M.K. Gandhi

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by carol papineau http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-8956 carol papineau Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:39:29 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-8956 I think this is a terrible insult and I won't ever shop at Walmart again. Geez people! get your heads out from where the sun doesn't shine! I think this is a terrible insult and I won’t ever shop at Walmart again. Geez people! get your heads out from where the sun doesn’t shine!

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