Comments for The Skunk | Tasteless American Satire for the Ill-Informed http://theskunk.org Award-Winning American Cultural and Political Satire from humorist Brad Mendelson. The Skunk is an equal opportunity offender. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:14:32 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Comment on Coca-Cola Puts Cocaine Back in Formula by Stalepie http://theskunk.org/2011/12/coca-cola-puts-cocaine-back-in-formula/#comment-9788 Stalepie Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:14:32 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13421#comment-9788 would totally be one of those campers! would totally be one of those campers!

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by Rian Dean http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-9785 Rian Dean Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:34:06 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-9785 Sovereign Curtis, It's not an assumption. Gingrich has long connected himself with the Tea Party. http://wapo.st/AvWWka Sovereign Curtis, It’s not an assumption. Gingrich has long connected himself with the Tea Party.
http://wapo.st/AvWWka

]]> Comment on Obama Uses Reverse Psychology to Pass Jobs Bill by Laird http://theskunk.org/2011/10/obama-uses-reverse-psychology-to-pass-jobs-bill/#comment-9777 Laird Thu, 19 Jan 2012 00:39:25 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=11843#comment-9777 And Newt, Obama is the food stamp president. And Newt, Obama is the food stamp president.

]]> Comment on Cat’s Meow Doesn’t Wake Sleeping Family in Apt. Fire by Jerry http://theskunk.org/2012/01/cats-meow-doesnt-wake-sleeping-family-in-apt-fire/#comment-9732 Jerry Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:05:07 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13560#comment-9732 I don't know how this could possibly be construed as clever or funny. Just sick and a sad reflection on what is going on in the author's head. Too bad. Don't usually comment on such stories, but his one is in especially poor taste. How could children hospitalized with 2nd degree burns ever be included in a humorous article? Really, really, sad! I don’t know how this could possibly be construed as clever or funny. Just sick and a sad reflection on what is going on in the author’s head. Too bad. Don’t usually comment on such stories, but his one is in especially poor taste. How could children hospitalized with 2nd degree burns ever be included in a humorous article? Really, really, sad!

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by Karen http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-9569 Karen Tue, 10 Jan 2012 02:27:17 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-9569 The unbelievably ironic thing about this is that Jesus is Jewish and He celebrated HANUKKAH, not Christmas! John chapter 10 mentions the celebration of Hanukkah, also known as the "Feast of Dedication"! Jesus was in the temple during the feast and there He declared His divinity! But He never asked His followers to throw Him a birthday party every year and for the first 300 or so years after His resurrection, His followers NEVER celebrated His birthday, but they DID celebrate Hanukkah!!! Also, the word Christmas is nowhere to be found in the Bible nor a Bible concordance. Also, He wasn't even born anywhere near December 25th. If you read the Bible account of His birth, you will find that the shepherds were out in the fields, tending their flocks by night. They brought the flocks indoors way before December because it was too cold. There are many other proofs that He wasn't born on December 25th, but I can't go into all of them here. He was born during the Feast of Tabernacles or the Feast of Trumpets, which are both in September or October. The unbelievably ironic thing about this is that Jesus is Jewish and He celebrated HANUKKAH, not Christmas! John chapter 10 mentions the celebration of Hanukkah, also known as the “Feast of Dedication”! Jesus was in the temple during the feast and there He declared His divinity! But He never asked His followers to throw Him a birthday party every year and for the first 300 or so years after His resurrection, His followers NEVER celebrated His birthday, but they DID celebrate Hanukkah!!! Also, the word Christmas is nowhere to be found in the Bible nor a Bible concordance. Also, He wasn’t even born anywhere near December 25th. If you read the Bible account of His birth, you will find that the shepherds were out in the fields, tending their flocks by night. They brought the flocks indoors way before December because it was too cold. There are many other proofs that He wasn’t born on December 25th, but I can’t go into all of them here. He was born during the Feast of Tabernacles or the Feast of Trumpets, which are both in September or October.

]]> Comment on Zombies No Longer Required to Extend Arms Out in Front by Arrrrghh Johnson http://theskunk.org/2011/08/zombies-no-longer-required-to-extend-arms-out-in-front/#comment-9421 Arrrrghh Johnson Mon, 02 Jan 2012 22:30:29 +0000 http://theskunk.org/2011/08/zombies-no-longer-required-to-extend-arms-out-in-front/#comment-9421 Maaarrgh arghl fmmmmph grrrl rarph. Maaarrgh arghl fmmmmph grrrl rarph.

]]> Comment on New Book Claims Jesus Not a Jew by Aaron http://theskunk.org/2011/10/new-book-claims-jesus-not-a-jew/#comment-9404 Aaron Mon, 02 Jan 2012 02:54:22 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=12154#comment-9404 Christianity is the completion of Judaism. It is what God intended for Judaism to become. Not the western version of Christianity mind you, but Jesus is a Jew (He is still one because He was raised from the dead and He ascended to the right hand of God where He is still alive.) Someone is a Jew because it is their race, and they are all God's people whatever the believe and whether they want to be or not. Jesus, a Jew, being fully Man and fully God, fulfilled the religious system of the Jewish people called Judaism, and established a new covenant between God and man wherein all people groups, including Jews could reestablish right relationship with God by excepting the final sacrificial work of Himself on the cross. This was always God's plan for his people the Jews, and for all those who would, in the future call on the name of Jesus. Christianity is the completion of Judaism. It is what God intended for Judaism to become. Not the western version of Christianity mind you, but Jesus is a Jew (He is still one because He was raised from the dead and He ascended to the right hand of God where He is still alive.) Someone is a Jew because it is their race, and they are all God’s people whatever the believe and whether they want to be or not. Jesus, a Jew, being fully Man and fully God, fulfilled the religious system of the Jewish people called Judaism, and established a new covenant between God and man wherein all people groups, including Jews could reestablish right relationship with God by excepting the final sacrificial work of Himself on the cross. This was always God’s plan for his people the Jews, and for all those who would, in the future call on the name of Jesus.

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by Tai Sparks Thee third http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-9402 Tai Sparks Thee third Sun, 01 Jan 2012 23:44:24 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-9402 lol funny almost believed it lol lol funny almost believed it lol

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by Sovereign Curtis http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-9398 Sovereign Curtis Sun, 01 Jan 2012 20:33:18 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-9398 Why in the world do some of you assume Newt self-identifies with the Tea Party?!?!? Why in the world do some of you assume Newt self-identifies with the Tea Party?!?!?

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by Becky Wilson http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-9214 Becky Wilson Mon, 26 Dec 2011 17:46:47 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-9214 Well believe it or not Walmart could make alot of money selling Jewish items. Target always has alot ot Hanakuah supplies, bags, wrapping paper decorations etc and sell out early. I shop at Walmart and only go to Target during this season to get the Jewish items. I agree with Brandi, Jesus was Jewish, you so called Christians are going to shocked when he comes back. Well believe it or not Walmart could make alot of money selling Jewish items. Target always has alot ot Hanakuah supplies, bags, wrapping paper decorations etc and sell out early. I shop at Walmart and only go to Target during this season to get the Jewish items. I agree with Brandi, Jesus was Jewish, you so called Christians are going to shocked when he comes back.

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by OUTRAGED http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-9177 OUTRAGED Sun, 25 Dec 2011 16:04:19 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-9177 THESE PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF TOTAL MORONS! DO THEY THINK JEWS HAVE HORNS AND ARE THE DEVIL? Bertha McGregor and Chuck Palminteri AND WALFART ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL! THESE PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF TOTAL MORONS!

DO THEY THINK JEWS HAVE HORNS AND ARE THE DEVIL?

Bertha McGregor and Chuck Palminteri AND WALFART ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by Scott http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-9115 Scott Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:02:10 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-9115 I read the whole thing before I realized it was a joke. You got me, lol. Good one I read the whole thing before I realized it was a joke. You got me, lol. Good one

]]> Comment on Coca-Cola Puts Cocaine Back in Formula by RioSam http://theskunk.org/2011/12/coca-cola-puts-cocaine-back-in-formula/#comment-9113 RioSam Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:55:22 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13421#comment-9113 I'll have to try one when it comes to the stores...sounds interesting..lol I’ll have to try one when it comes to the stores…sounds interesting..lol

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by Celeste http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-8981 Celeste Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:11:06 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-8981 As a Christian, I am offended....Holidays are celebrated in other way besides the Christian way. I fond this disgusting and will NOT shop in Walmart anymore! As a Christian, I am offended….Holidays are celebrated in other way besides the Christian way. I fond this disgusting and will NOT shop in Walmart anymore!

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by sarha reed http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-8977 sarha reed Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:08:53 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-8977 Oh my gosh! I like to consider myself a Christian and I love the Christmas holiday! However Christianity is not the only religion and it should not have been that big of a deal to someone! Do people forget where Jesus came from? Besides for all those who say they are Christians thou shalt not judge! Oh my gosh! I like to consider myself a Christian and I love the Christmas holiday! However Christianity is not the only religion and it should not have been that big of a deal to someone! Do people forget where Jesus came from? Besides for all those who say they are Christians thou shalt not judge!

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by Perejenn http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-8969 Perejenn Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:19:54 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-8969 People. Get a grip. This is a joke paper. Like The Onion. People. Get a grip.
This is a joke paper.
Like The Onion.

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by Hugh Mann http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-8958 Hugh Mann Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:01:08 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-8958 "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians - they are so unlike your Christ." - M.K. Gandhi “I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians – they are so unlike your Christ.” – M.K. Gandhi

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by carol papineau http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-8956 carol papineau Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:39:29 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-8956 I think this is a terrible insult and I won't ever shop at Walmart again. Geez people! get your heads out from where the sun doesn't shine! I think this is a terrible insult and I won’t ever shop at Walmart again. Geez people! get your heads out from where the sun doesn’t shine!

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by Brandi Freed http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-8955 Brandi Freed Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:21:09 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-8955 Um, Jesus was Jewish. Get a grip. Um, Jesus was Jewish. Get a grip.

]]> Comment on Local Wal-Mart Apologizes for Accidentally Carrying Hanukkah Wrapping Paper by Judas http://theskunk.org/2011/12/local-wal-mart-apologizes-for-accidentally-carrying-hanukkah-wrapping-paper/#comment-8945 Judas Sun, 18 Dec 2011 22:56:26 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13394#comment-8945 The sad thing is that this is completely believable. The sad thing is that this is completely believable.

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by Patrick http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-8567 Patrick Thu, 08 Dec 2011 19:42:18 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-8567 "because what’s going on in Republican bizarro world is so out there I for one can no longer be sure if I’m reading fiction!" I had to ask my friend if this site was similar to the onion, because of that very same reason, so don't feel bad “because what’s going on in Republican bizarro world is so out there I for one can no longer be sure if I’m reading fiction!”

I had to ask my friend if this site was similar to the onion, because of that very same reason, so don’t feel bad

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by CaraDee http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-8566 CaraDee Thu, 08 Dec 2011 19:17:51 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-8566 Its a JOKE people! Granted, a very funny one, but a joke no less. Its a JOKE people! Granted, a very funny one, but a joke no less.

]]> Comment on Congressman Legalizes Pot for Himself by Erin N. http://theskunk.org/2009/08/congressman-legalizes-pot-for-himself/#comment-8565 Erin N. Thu, 08 Dec 2011 18:51:25 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=4949#comment-8565 This is going to provide much needed jobs at 7-11's all over the nation. God bless him. This is going to provide much needed jobs at 7-11′s all over the nation. God bless him.

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by Barbara A. Winkler http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-8559 Barbara A. Winkler Thu, 08 Dec 2011 17:32:05 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-8559 And Newt thinks poor children should learn to find work,,whew! I pray he is prosecuted for misuse of office funds, some of these Tea-Baggers really hold themselves above the law.....disgusting!!! And Newt thinks poor children should learn to find work,,whew! I pray he is prosecuted for misuse of office funds, some of these Tea-Baggers really hold themselves above the law…..disgusting!!!

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by DAM http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-8542 DAM Thu, 08 Dec 2011 06:15:21 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-8542 Have you seen this guy!!?? WOW! http://www.saldennison.org/ Have you seen this guy!!?? WOW!
http://www.saldennison.org/

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by Jim http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-8541 Jim Thu, 08 Dec 2011 05:45:37 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-8541 I did not know that there was such a thing as anal bleaching.... BUT leave it to a Tea Bagging Republican that is ALL ASS HOLE to want something like it!!! Way to go Newt way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did not know that there was such a thing as anal bleaching…. BUT leave it to a Tea Bagging Republican that is ALL ASS HOLE to want something like it!!! Way to go Newt way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by HGD http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-8494 HGD Wed, 07 Dec 2011 01:28:03 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-8494 Poor Newt: the anally-fixated Rush Limbaugh is always talking about President Obama getting "anal cancer" and Newt must have gotten scared into this! Ha ha ha. Poor Newt: the anally-fixated Rush Limbaugh is always talking about President Obama getting “anal cancer” and Newt must have gotten scared into this! Ha ha ha.

]]> Comment on Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds by Ed-M http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comment-8461 Ed-M Mon, 05 Dec 2011 03:02:42 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=9940#comment-8461 Once I realized this was satire, I had a good laugh. because what's going on in Republican bizarro world is so out there I for one can no longer be sure if I'm reading fiction! Once I realized this was satire, I had a good laugh. because what’s going on in Republican bizarro world is so out there I for one can no longer be sure if I’m reading fiction!

]]> Comment on Explosion at Sugar Refinery Causes Carameltdown by Delbert http://theskunk.org/2011/11/explosion-at-sugar-refinery-causes-carameltdown/#comment-8367 Delbert Sun, 27 Nov 2011 18:51:44 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=13111#comment-8367 What a sweet story!! What a sweet story!!

]]> Comment on The Academy of Sarah Palin Look-Alikes by The Academy of Sarah Palin Look-Alikes | The Skunk | Find the stream — Vind de stream http://theskunk.org/2008/10/the-academy-of-sarah-palin-lookalikes/#comment-8364 The Academy of Sarah Palin Look-Alikes | The Skunk | Find the stream — Vind de stream Sun, 27 Nov 2011 06:44:12 +0000 http://theskunk.org/?p=1639#comment-8364 [...] http://theskunk.org/2008/10/the-academy-of-sarah-palin-lookalikes/ [...] [...] http://theskunk.org/2008/10/the-academy-of-sarah-palin-lookalikes/ [...]

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