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Comment on Microsoft becomes newest automaker by chrysler analyzers

chrysler analyzers — Fri, 22 May 2009 01:42:51 +0000

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! This is amazing, how come I haven’t heard of this before?!
-Cameron

Comment on Phelps Scores Endorsement deal with Bong Manufacturer by DON

DON — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 18:12:18 +0000

FYI I have a Toke Rite bong I purchased in 1977 And still have the box it came in, & both bowls and still use it daily. The side of box says “you can’t go wrong with a Toke Rite Bong”
CHEERS, Don

Comment on Somali pirates based on Disney movie, ride by Mac Lachlan

Mac Lachlan — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:11:34 +0000

How does “The Skunk” get these breaking stories first?
“The Skunk’s” first rate hard news stories are all I rely upon for world & national news!

Comment on Palin’s Three-Year-Old Daughter Pregnant by Bailey Gordan

Bailey Gordan — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:45:07 +0000

that is bull shit u sould never say that cuz we all know that is not true cuz she is only three years old but krap there is kno why she is a toodler.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ST0P!!!!!!!!@

Comment on Tibetan Monk accidentally sets himself on fire by David

David — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:23:57 +0000

Who says it was an accident?

Seems pretty well orchestrated from my viewpoint.

Cheers

Comment on Phelps Scores Endorsement deal with Bong Manufacturer by JOhn Woods

JOhn Woods — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:50:17 +0000

Wow, good for him that is AWESOME!

RT
http://www.anonymity.eu.tc

Comment on Obama to send former President Bush to world’s hot spots by DEADHIPPIE

DEADHIPPIE — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:37:35 +0000

hey Mr. draft board, i don’t wanna go..send Dick instead.it’s CHICKEN SOUP time for me, besides CHENEY’s older and has less to live for.

Comment on Bush Library: “Not in my Backyard” by DEADHIPPIE

DEADHIPPIE — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:33:55 +0000

perhaps it should be at ground zero, since it wouldn’t have existed if it wasn’t for him.HOORAH!!….OR maybe IRAQ or AFGHANISTAN. call it poetic justice if you will.

Comment on Obama to send former President Bush to world’s hot spots by B. Durant

B. Durant — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:27:00 +0000

I wonder how many people will get the reference to Dick Cheney at the end of this piece.

Comment on US Airways sues Sullenberger for loss of plane by funkybrain

funkybrain — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 02:45:59 +0000

hosrsehit

Comment on Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant by Lucy

Lucy — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:49:06 +0000

Great way to get people’s attention you brainwashed freak. God they forgot you in the list. Cause we know your #1 on the list of brains who don’t function.

Comment on Blagojevich appoints penis to U.S. Senate by Jim Peterson

Jim Peterson — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:08:25 +0000

Wow–that explains why there are so many dickheads in Congress–it’s mostly filled with male members.

Comment on Palin’s daughter gives birth to Democrat by Santa

Santa — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:33:39 +0000

Santa’ was very pleased with this story, as those Palin kids have been nothing but a nuisance for years up here, throwing shoes at me and calling me a fag and the such!
Some kids are just born bad seeds, but at least there seems to be something good to finally come out of the bunch!
Santa Clause
HO HO HO!

Comment on Toddler throws poo at Bush by Monmouth

Monmouth — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 19:36:58 +0000

My only regret is that this is superb satire….sigh.

Comment on The Great Walmart* Footnote Contest by H.Westcott

H.Westcott — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:18:53 +0000

Actually I think the symbol looks less like an asterisk and more like a puckered anus! How about Walmart *kiss my a**!

Comment on The Great Walmart* Footnote Contest by J. Berline

J. Berline — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:12:46 +0000

* Retarded Greeters at your Service

Comment on Biden Tells Supporters Okay to Stay Home by conundrum

conundrum — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:46:23 +0000

Wow – Biden really is fully prepared to be VP – He’s already hiding in a secure undisclosed location….Is he with The Dick, Cheney?

Comment on Biden Tells Supporters Okay to Stay Home by » Biden Tells Supporters Okay to Stay Home Joe Biden On Best Political Blogs: News And Info On Joe Biden

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 20:10:44 +0000

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Comment on McCain to Enslave Poor by John McCain On Best Political Blogs » Blog Archive » McCain to Enslave Poor

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:13:45 +0000

[...] McCain to Enslave Poor Senator John McCain today disclosed a new plan to allow small businesses to utilize the country’s poor without having to compensate them. [...]

Comment on Gov. Palin to be Replaced with SNL’s Tina Fey by Augusto

Augusto — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:45:00 +0000

Someone actually heard Todd speak?

I didn’t think he was allowed to.

Comment on Tennessee Man Receives Government Bailout by brian1300

brian1300 — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:55:15 +0000

I think this is just the beginning. Washington should take the next logical step of allowing the privatization of the subsidy process.

Individual subsidy accounts could be set up for each household, which would allow hard-working Americans to decide how much of a subsidy they are entitled to, and how and when that subsidy should be repaid.

As an added bonus, what better way to get Wall Street back on its feet than to create an entirely new sector of fund managers in an emerging subsidy economy?

Comment on McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee Plan by dr.psilo

dr.psilo — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 02:03:15 +0000

This is so fake…everyone knows that McCain doesn’t know how to read his own email, let alone what a spam filter is.

Comment on Lipstick-Wearing Pig Offended by McCain Comments by bacon breath

bacon breath — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:54:44 +0000

I’m utterly shocked that Sen. Obama would infer that the Govenvor of Alaska smell like old fish!

Comment on McCain’s Wife to Buy Votes, Spur Economy by Sabrina

Sabrina — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:48:59 +0000

I’m flabbergasted! Can they do that???
I guess if you cant win honestly… do I need to say more?
Is this how he will be running the United States?

Comment on Hillary Voters Change Minds about Important Issues to Vote for Palin by fitasc

fitasc — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:09:31 +0000

Real cute, well come Nov. we will know..By the way E-Bay stopped the selling of guns on their sight a long time ago , we must be PC you know..

Comment on Hillary Voters Change Minds about Important Issues to Vote for Palin by Stop US Wars » Blog Archive » Hillary Voters Change Minds about Important Issues to Vote for Palin

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:08:19 +0000

[...] atheo wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptI convinced myself that the war in Iraq is a good thing and that Christianity is the only correct religion. Then I decided not to give a fuck if man makes twice my pay performing the same job.” So far, it appears to be working. … [...]

Comment on Bush IQ: Mild Mental Retardation by Morgan's Fun Ranting Corner » It’s Official, Bush Is a Moron

Morgan's Fun Ranting Corner » It’s Official, Bush Is a Moron — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 06:23:07 +0000

[...] official, Bush is our first retarded president. Oh, sorry, “retarded isn’t politically correct – Bush is our first mentally [...]

Comment on McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee Plan by heather

heather — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:40:24 +0000

This is my FAVORITE!

Comment on Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position by Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position | general - foulu.com

Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position | general - foulu.com — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:01:10 +0000

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Comment on Chinese Accuse Phelps of Performance Enhancement by Boris Lunninkampf

Boris Lunninkampf — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:08:41 +0000

There is at least one fault: in each of Phelps’s game, no Chinese was able to get a silver medal.