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Comment on “Black Friday” to be Renamed Under Obama by S8N

S8N — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:32:46 +0000

FUH-KING RETARDED! This is what makes him a NIGGER and not a normal Man who happens to be Darker in color. It doesn’t matter what color your skin is you can be a Nigger all the same, black, white, yellow or green, this OBAMA Fool everyone in the Electorial College voted for is a Nigger.

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Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:47:00 +0000

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Comment on Americans turn to Haiti for medical care by Tweets that mention Americans seek medical care in Haiti | TheSkunk.org -- Topsy.com

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:27:46 +0000

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Comment on GOP opposes ‘public option’ for Haitians by Don

Don — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:28:00 +0000

Its obviously a satire, but what is true is the US government is paying for the Haitians health care that the military is flying here. They can do that yet won’t do this for their own citizens.

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Thu, 28 Jan 2010 08:14:47 +0000

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Comment on Oldest woman in the world dies at 115 from ‘unknown causes’ by Dave

Dave — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:18:07 +0000

“I thought, ‘Oh my God, she’s dead. A Dios Mio! They’re going to send me back to Guadalajara.’” LOL!!

Nicely done.

Comment on Roman Polanski: ‘I thought she was 13-and-a-half’ by Jen Creedon

Jen Creedon — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 07:02:10 +0000

I have yet to read a newsheading that you have written that did not literally make me “Laugh Out Loud”=LOL. Not SOL=”Smile Out Loud (which also stands for something else) or GOL, “Giggle Out Loud.” Simply put, you are one funny bastard!

Comment on Hollywood’s talent-challenged celebrate life of Brittany Murphy by Willa

Willa — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 02:16:09 +0000

Wow..what the hell. this is actually the most disrespectful article i have ever read. I’ve never considered myself a particular fan of Murphy’s but as a human being i can appreciate the way you respect a recently deceased public figure. There hasn’t been one positive comment left on this article yet and I hope it sheds light onto your conscience as you realize the lack of integrity this article had.

Comment on Hollywood’s talent-challenged celebrate life of Brittany Murphy by Lily

Lily — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:10:13 +0000

This is quite possibly the most repulsive, nauseating “news” article I have ever read. It takes a special kind of person to write an appalling article about someone who has passed away only a day ago. Your attempt at conveying interesting and unique information to your target audience, who ever they may be, has failed dramatically, and I am the first person to leave any comment, regardless of the content, on this month- old blog post. Brittany Murphy was the most amazing, genuine, nice, friendly, caring human being on this planet- someone whose standards you could never live up to. As well, needless to say, she was exceptionally talented and portrayed characters that only the best could adequately depict through film.

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Tue, 19 Jan 2010 01:20:07 +0000

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Comment on GOP opposes ‘public option’ for Haitians by Tech Thoughts Daily Net News – January 17, 2010 « Bill Mullins’ Weblog – Tech Thoughts

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 11:35:57 +0000

[...] GOP opposes ‘public option’ for Haitians – Republican lawmakers today strongly condemned President Obama’s use of a government funded “public option” to provide medical aid to Haitian earthquake victims. “We don’t want the government to get between Haitians and their doctors,” said Congressman Buck McKeon (R-CA). “The Haitian people should be free to choose their own health care plan in the context of a free-market.” Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) likened sending American doctors to aid the sick and poor in Haiti to the Canadian health care system. (satire: submitted by Dar) [...]

Comment on GOP opposes ‘public option’ for Haitians by Jattie

Jattie — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 19:42:10 +0000

is this true or just satire? If it is true the republicans should be ashamed of themselves.

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Sat, 16 Jan 2010 06:36:18 +0000

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Comment on Haitians despondent over Simon Cowell departure from ‘Idol’ by Tweets that mention Haitians despondent over Simon Cowell departure from ‘Idol’ | TheSkunk.org -- Topsy.com

Sat, 16 Jan 2010 06:18:02 +0000

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Comment on Palin baby to be sacrificed to volcano gods by Rick

Rick — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:10:00 +0000

Wow.. and this is funny to you? Why don’t you go lick Obama’s ball sack.

Comment on Palin vagina announces run for senate by Ric

Ric — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:08:19 +0000

You all are a bunch of dip shits. Get a life. Or go fuck yourself.

Comment on Demolition company hiring suicide bombers by Tweets that mention Demolition Company hiring suicide bombers | TheSkunk.org -- Topsy.com

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:44:35 +0000

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Comment on Cross tattooed on Clarence Thomas’ lower back violates separation of church and state, says Sotomayor by Phil Maggitti

Phil Maggitti — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:58:09 +0000

Great stuff, dude. This is the best satire site yet. I’d like to do a link exchange, but your contact page doesn’t seem to be working. Please get in touch with me at the e-mail address I gave you that you’ve promised not to share. Rock on!

Comment on Kucinich demands recount by Joe

Joe — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:44:21 +0000

How exciting! My first – and last – visit to theskunk.org! What a lame attempt at humor at the expense of America’s most courageous member of Congress.

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Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:17:48 +0000

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Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:55:44 +0000

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Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:00:06 +0000

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Comment on Tiger Woods to endorse sperm bank by Delbert Dimwinkle

Delbert Dimwinkle — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:13:39 +0000

It’s good to see something good “come” out of Tiger’s “carnal capers”!! The opening of a test tube will guarantee this golfing great of always getting a “hole-in-one!” I just read an Article by the Reporter
Will Faulker, in the prestigious golf journal “The Birdie’s Puttz.” He states that in the interest of openess & honesty, Mr. Woods will have a name change to that of a more appropriate animal that reflects his new reality…. He will now be known as “Cheetah Woods”!

Comment on Palin fans can’t read book by Cheng Ho

Cheng Ho — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:24:40 +0000

Dear Franklin

Sadly the home-schooled have severe disadvantages compared to normal people. It is unfortunate that Sarah depends on the home-schooled and their parents as her base of support. While it is true they might not be stupid, they are unavoidably ignorant.

Cheers my good man (I assume)

Comment on Palin fans can’t read book by FRANKLIN

FRANKLIN — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:44:32 +0000

It is absurd to take the line of thought that all Conservatives or Republicans are uneducated rednecks. The extreme Right has about as many believers as the extreme Left. Both are marginal and do not represent the larger society. Most people reside somewhere in the large middle, taking attributes from both.

Comment on Palin fans can’t read book by Hysterium

Hysterium — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:52:23 +0000

Holy Tarnations!! Golly Gee… A huh!! I love you squiggly lines!! They’s funny!!!

Comment on Bank to offer free anal sex with checking by Cheng Ho

Cheng Ho — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:35:20 +0000

I would be interested in this promotion if it wasn’t my anus being penetrated.

Comment on Bad singer sues American Idol for discrimination by Joe

Joe — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 06:40:29 +0000

What a ****ing idiot!!!!!!!!! People like that should be thrown under a bus. And if you are an intelligent person, you DO vote for the politician who has the same ideals as you, not for people who’s names you remember. You are a God d**m idiot.

Comment on God Hates Newt Gingrinch by Delbert Dimwinkle

Delbert Dimwinkle — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:45:09 +0000

I just read on a “breaking news” internet bulletin, that when the “lightning bolt” of Heavenly “proclamation” struck Gingrich, he immediately dropped his plans to build a “Yarmulke” factory…………It has also been reported that he is growing bilaterly symmetrical “fins” in the thorax part of his body………….Thereby becoming a “real NEWT”!!…….This does sound “fishy” to me, and I’ll need confirmation……….

Comment on Obama says sale of virginity good for economy by Lynn

Lynn — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:52:27 +0000

It’s very good and encouraging. I wish this kind of thing should be done in Nigeria. –Minister of Finance, Nigeria