Michael Phelps
Olympic Gold Medalist and Champion Partier
Michael Phelps
Olympic Gold Medalist and Casual Pot Head
             
Pro Water Pipes   Beginner Kits   Specialty Papers   Munchies a la Phelps
     Water Sport 200         Mommy, Get Me High        Butterfly Roll-Ups       Pasta ( 2 lbs.)   
     Smokin' Finish       Captain Bangaroo        Freestyle Twisties       Ham & Cheese Sandwiches (8)   
     Tubular Medley       1-2-3 Inhale Me         Dive Joint       Big Macs (25)
     The Inhalinator       Bobby the Bong Engineer        Relay Wraps       Lg. Pizza w/ Everything (4)   
     The Golden Pipe Dream       Firewater Glass Canon        The 200 Weeder       Bags of Chips (62)
             
             
 

Just Say "Yes."

-- Michael Phelps
             
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