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		<title>Tito Jackson seeks to replace brother as &#8216;King of Pop&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/tito-jackson-seeks-to-replace-brother-as-king-of-pop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES -- Tito Jackson declared himself the new King of Pop today, promising to fill the void in fans' hearts left by the death of his superstar younger brother.]]></description>
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		<title>Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams slighted in Jackson will</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/diahann-carroll-and-leslie-uggams-slighted-in-jackson-will/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/diahann-carroll-and-leslie-uggams-slighted-in-jackson-will/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD -- Performers Diahann Carroll and Leslie Uggams expressed their indignation today at being excluded from Michael Jackson's will.]]></description>
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		<title>Jackson&#8217;s black body also found dead</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/jacksons-black-body-also-found-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/jacksons-black-body-also-found-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES -- In a sad turn of events, the black body of Michael Jackson was found dead Wednesday, less than a week after his white one departed.]]></description>
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		<title>Sanford sent same sex letter to all mistresses</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/sanford-sent-same-sex-letter-to-all-mistresses/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/sanford-sent-same-sex-letter-to-all-mistresses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:06:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[south carolina]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[COLUMBIA, SC &#8212; When Governor Mark Sanford emailed his South American lover, expressing his admiration for &#8220;&#8230;the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself,&#8221; he was certain the carefully chosen words would turn the heat up on their sexually charged relationship.
But when Maria Belen Chapur, the Argentinian journalist to whom the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IOUs become official currency of California</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/ious-become-official-currency-of-california/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/ious-become-official-currency-of-california/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[california]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[deficit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IOU]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[schwarzenegger]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[SACRAMENTO -- Governor Schwarzenegger today declared that IOUs will be the new currency of the State of California. ]]></description>
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		<title>After re-count, Ahmadinejad has 110% of vote</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/after-re-count-ahmadinejad-has-110-of-vote/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/after-re-count-ahmadinejad-has-110-of-vote/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[International]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ahmadinejad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ayatollah]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEHRAN -- After an exhaustive recount of the election results, the Iranian ruling clerics have determined that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad won their country’s election by a far greater margin than previously indicated, winning 110 % of the vote.]]></description>
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		<title>Madoff looks forward to life after prison</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/madoff-looks-forward-to-life-after-prison/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/madoff-looks-forward-to-life-after-prison/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bernie madoff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[convicted]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ponzi]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK -- Convicted financier Bernie Madoff, sentenced to 150 years for perpetrating the largest financial scam in history, remains optimistic about life after prison.]]></description>
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		<title>Bits of plastic found in backyard may be from Target</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/bits-of-plastic-found-in-backyard-may-be-from-target/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/bits-of-plastic-found-in-backyard-may-be-from-target/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[forks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[knives]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plastic dinnerware]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Montana couple found bits of broken plastic buried on their property that appear to have been parts of disposal forks and knives from a retail Target store.
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		<title>Shlockheads mourn loss of pitchman Billy Mays</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/world-mourns-loss-of-pitchman-billy-mays/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/world-mourns-loss-of-pitchman-billy-mays/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:25:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[billy mays]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[discovery channel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[farrah fawcett]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOLLYWOOD, CA -- Cases of OxiClean and the Handy Switch have been flying off the shelves in cities around the world, as distraught fans of the late Billy Mays try to hold onto a little bit of the departed pitchman’s magic.]]></description>
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		<title>Plans intact for Michael Jackson to appear in concert</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/plans-for-michael-jackson-concert-still-on-track/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/plans-for-michael-jackson-concert-still-on-track/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LONDON – Faced with the possibility of refunding $85 million in tickets sales, promoters for the concert series that Michael Jackson was preparing for at the time of his death have decided to honor the 750,000 pre-sold tickets and move forward with the shows. ]]></description>
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		<title>Ayatollah accused of rigging &#8216;Iranian Idol&#8217; contest</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/ayatollah-accused-of-rigging-iranian-idol-contest/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/ayatollah-accused-of-rigging-iranian-idol-contest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEHRAN -- Iranian Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Khamenei has been accused of rigging the results of the popular TV competition "Iranian Idol." ]]></description>
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		<title>GOP removes ‘Family Values’ from Platform</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/gop-removes-family-values-from-platform/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/gop-removes-family-values-from-platform/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- The Republican National Committee announced today it will be removing the much-hyped “Family Values” agenda from its platform.]]></description>
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		<title>Steven Jobs downloads liver update</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/steven-jobs-downloads-liver-update/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/steven-jobs-downloads-liver-update/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:54:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apple CEO]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple CEO Steven Jobs has received an update to his liver to correct serious vulnerabilities detected in the previous version. ]]></description>
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		<title>Obama kills elk with bare hands</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/obama-kills-elk-with-bare-hands/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/obama-kills-elk-with-bare-hands/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 06:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[YELLOWSTONE, WY -- The response to President Obama’s swatting of a fly with his open palm during an NBC interview was so overwhelming, it prompted him to seek out other animals to kill with his bare hands. ]]></description>
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		<title>GOP elephant switches parties</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/gop-elephant-switches-parties/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/gop-elephant-switches-parties/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 01:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BALTIMORE -- On the heels of Senator Arlen Specter’s jump to the Democratic Party, the GOP Elephant -- longtime mascot of the Republicans -- has announced he, too, is switching political affiliations.]]></description>
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		<title>Republicans propose Ayatollah system for U.S.</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/republicans-propose-ayatollah-system-for-u-s/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/republicans-propose-ayatollah-system-for-u-s/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- In a speech at a recent Republican fundraiser, former House Speaker New Gingrich proposed that the United States adopt an Iranian-style Ayatollah form of government.]]></description>
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		<title>Pope gives Bible a second look and says it makes no sense</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/pope-gives-bible-a-second-look-and-says-it-makes-no-sense/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/pope-gives-bible-a-second-look-and-says-it-makes-no-sense/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict XVI recently re-read the Bible and came to the conclusion that it made no sense.  In a recent press conference, the Pontiff told reporters he decided to read the Holy Scriptures merely for pleasure, and was taken aback by "how confusing and illogical it is."]]></description>
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		<title>Magic accuse Lakers of greasing balls</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/magic-accuse-lakers-of-greasing-balls/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/magic-accuse-lakers-of-greasing-balls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:43:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gasol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kobe]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[los angles]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After losing the 2009 NBA Finals 4-1, Orlando players have accused the Lakers of applying a foreign substance to the basketball to make it easier for them to score.]]></description>
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		<title>Surgeons replace man&#8217;s severed penis with his big toe</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/surgeons-replace-mans-severed-penis-with-his-big-toe/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/surgeons-replace-mans-severed-penis-with-his-big-toe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[accident]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man whose penis was severed from his body recently underwent surgery to replace the missing appendage with the big toe from his right foot.]]></description>
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		<title>Ugly girl asks rapist to prom</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/ugly-girl-asks-rapist-prom/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/06/ugly-girl-asks-rapist-prom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[high school]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Myrna Tidfedder endured a lifetime of rude remarks about her appearance, but that didn't stop the Maywood High School senior from finding someone willing to be seen with her at the cherished event.]]></description>
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		<title>Woman accused of changing husband&#8217;s Sleep Number</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/woman-accused-of-changing-husbands-sleep-number/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/woman-accused-of-changing-husbands-sleep-number/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 22:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[DENVER -- A Colorado woman was accused of changing her husband's Sleep Number on the couple's adjustable Select Comfort mattress.  Arlene Gimbleman had bought the king-size bed five years earlier as a gift for her spouse, whose lower back had been giving him problems since childhood.]]></description>
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		<title>Larry King researches guest before interview</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/larry-king-researches-guest-before-interview/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/larry-king-researches-guest-before-interview/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 07:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cnn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interview]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kanye west]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOS ANGELES -- CNN host Larry King stunned television viewers last week by researching the background and accomplishments of a guest prior to interviewing him on his popular cable television show.]]></description>
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		<title>For the Record 002</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/for-the-record-002/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/for-the-record-002/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 19:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a recent article, we referred to the former Vice President as &#8220;Prick Cheney.&#8221;  We regret not coming up with something more clever.
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		<title>Craigslist to create new section for stalkers, victims</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/craigslist-to-create-new-section-for-stalkers-victims/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/craigslist-to-create-new-section-for-stalkers-victims/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 03:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[craigslist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hookers]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAN FRANCISCO -- Craigslist officials announced today they will be adding a new category exclusively for Stalkers and Victims, in an attempt to make their Adult Services section safer for call girls, hookers and erotic masseuses.]]></description>
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		<title>Bad singer sues American Idol for discrimination</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/bad-singer-sues-american-idol-for-discrimination/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/bad-singer-sues-american-idol-for-discrimination/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 07:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[american idol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[TRENTON -- An atrocious singer from New Jersey sued the producers of American Idol, claiming unfair employment practices by only hiring those with strong singing voices to participate in the popular reality series.]]></description>
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		<title>Guantanamo detainee new CEO of Chrysler</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/guantanamo-detainee-new-ceo-of-chrysler/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/guantanamo-detainee-new-ceo-of-chrysler/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 04:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Business]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chrysler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gitmo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guantanamo bay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[justice department]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obama]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT/GUANTANAMO BAY -- Terrorist Abdullah Reza Mafabi, imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay for conspiring with Al Qaeda, is now the number-one man at Chrysler.]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft becomes newest automaker</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/microsoft-becomes-newest-automaker/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/microsoft-becomes-newest-automaker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 07:11:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Business]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[automakers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bill gates]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[SEATTLE -- Bill Gates has thrown his hat into the auto manufacturing ring.  Microsoft's first generation of vehicles will be the aptly named "Car, VER. 01,"  and will feature internet connectivity and voice activated controls.]]></description>
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		<title>Specter switches genders</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/specter-switches-genders/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/specter-switches-genders/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Democrats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Republicans]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- Following his surprising switch to the Democratic Party, Senator Arlen Specter has announced that as of Monday he will no longer identify with the male gender, and will be joining the ranks of congressional females.]]></description>
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		<title>Trump defends Miss California as &#8220;Perfectly Doable&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/trump-defends-miss-california-as-perfectly-doable/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/trump-defends-miss-california-as-perfectly-doable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 23:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[carrie prejean]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[donald trump]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gay marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[miss california]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The growing controversy as to whether or not Miss California should keep her crown ended today when pageant owner Donald Trump declared the young beauty queen "perfectly doable."]]></description>
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		<title>Gunman targets online university</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/gunman-targets-online-university/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/gunman-targets-online-university/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 20:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[gunman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE INTERNET -- Armed with a single Xbox controller, an assailant went on a rampage at Allerman Online University, firing hundreds of virtual rounds at student avatars and targeting the school's About page and interactive flash instructions.]]></description>
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