Stories So Unbelievable We Couldn’t Write this Shit

Occasionally, we at TheSkunk.org find stories so outrageous, we wish we had written them. They come from various sources around the internet, and we include them here for you to get a good whiff:

Cops: Dad tries to trade baby for beer or drugs

Conservatives form rival group to Episcopal Church

7-year-old is accused of robbing 6-year-old with butter knife

Malaysian woman, 107, fears hubby No. 22 will leave her

Undercover drug investigators play Wii during raid