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	<title>The Skunk &#124; Tasteless American Satire for the Ill-Informed &#187; automakers</title>
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		<title>New Microsoft Automobile Needs Reboot</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/microsoft-becomes-newest-automaker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 07:11:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SEATTLE -- Bill Gates has thrown his hat into the auto manufacturing ring.  Microsoft's first generation of vehicles will be the aptly named "Car, VER. 01,"  and will feature internet connectivity and voice activated controls.]]></description>
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		<title>Congress Tells Toyota, Honda, BMW to Make Shittier Vehicles</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 07:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- The House Financial Services Committee issued a statement today, urging foreign car manufactures to "tone down" the quality and appeal of their products, so that the big three American car companies can compete more effectively.]]></description>
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		<title>Santa Won&#8217;t be Coming to Your Town</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/12/santa-wont-be-coming-to-your-town/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa is skipping Christmas this year. In this video, he explains why.]]></description>
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		<title>Automakers Form Suicide Pact</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT -- The chief executives from Ford, GM and Chrysler, fresh from groveling to Congress to bail their respective firms out from under their mismanagement and poor judgment, have issued a statement today outlining plans for their joint suicide. Should any of the Big Three automakers be unable to repay the billions of dollars they are requesting from the federal government, all three CEOs have vowed to kill themselves.]]></description>
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		<title>GM CEO Says Employees will Work for $1 if Company Receives Bailout</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT &#8212; On the heels of Ford CEO Alan Mulally&#8217;s promise to work for $1 per year if his company has to take any government loan money, GM Chief Rick Wagoner has upped the ante by telling Congress that if his firm receives bailout money, he will require all 15,000 GM employees to accept a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horse and Buggy Manufacturers Seek Fed Assistance</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/horse-and-buggy-manufacturers-seek-fed-assistance/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/horse-and-buggy-manufacturers-seek-fed-assistance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- Two horse and buggy manufacturing executives made a trip to Capitol Hill on Friday, seeking government assistance for their flailing industry.]]></description>
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