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		<title>Porn Industry to get $100 Billion in Federal Aid</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8212; Leaders in the adult entertainment industry, hit hard in the current recession, testified before Congress Monday, explaining the need for $100 billion dollars in government assistance to keep their various enterprises afloat.
Leigh Flanders, a producer of hard-core gay videos, claimed the American porn industry is responsible for the livelihood of thousands of employees.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Automakers form Suicide Pact</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT -- The chief executives from Ford, GM and Chrysler, fresh from groveling to Congress to bail their respective firms out from under their mismanagement and poor judgment, have issued a statement today outlining plans for their joint suicide. Should any of the Big Three automakers be unable to repay the billions of dollars they are requesting from the federal government, all three CEOs have vowed to kill themselves.]]></description>
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		<title>GM CEO Says Employees will Work for $1 if Company Receives Bailout</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT &#8212; On the heels of Ford CEO Alan Mulally&#8217;s promise to work for $1 per year if his company has to take any government loan money, GM Chief Rick Wagoner has upped the ante by telling Congress that if his firm receives bailout money, he will require all 15,000 GM employees to accept a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horse and Buggy Manufacturers Seek Fed Assistance</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC &#8212; Two horse and buggy manufacturing executives made a trip to Capitol Hill on Friday, seeking government assistance for their flailing industry.
During hearings before the House Financial Services Committee, George Thomas Windham, CEO of McCooder &#38; Sons Buggy and Surrey Company, said that the last hundred years has seen a drastic decline in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Feds to Wager $200 Billion in Vegas Gaming</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC &#8212; Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson announced today that the United States has allotted $200 billion of the recently passed congressional economic bailout to be played on table games in Las Vegas.
&#8220;It&#8217;s quite simple,&#8221; explained Paulson.  &#8220;We take some of that bailout money and put it on two or three numbers on the roulette [...]]]></description>
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