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	<title>The Skunk &#124; Tasteless American Satire for the Ill-Informed &#187; barack obama</title>
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		<title>Romney Campaign Uses Antisocial Media</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2012/02/romney-campaign-uses-antisocial-media/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2012/02/romney-campaign-uses-antisocial-media/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BOSTON -- Presidential candidate Mitt Romney took down his Facebook page Monday and replaced it with the words “Go Away,” making him the first politician to use antisocial media to spread his detached message of aloofness and indifference to American voters.]]></description>
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		<title>‘Obama Is Serial Killer Whose Murderous Rampage Must Stop,’ Says Mitt Romney</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/obama-is-serial-killer-whose-murderous-rampage-must-stop-says-mitt-romney/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/12/obama-is-serial-killer-whose-murderous-rampage-must-stop-says-mitt-romney/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 01:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DES MOINES, Iowa (TheSkunk.org) — GOP Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney today accused President Obama of being a psychopathic serial killer, whose trail of dead corpses has put our country’s financial system at risk of total collapse.]]></description>
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		<title>Kadafi Dead; Gaddafi and Qaddafi Still at Large</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/kadafi-dead-gaddafi-and-qaddafi-still-at-large/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/10/kadafi-dead-gaddafi-and-qaddafi-still-at-large/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 02:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Although Libyan rebels captured and killed dictator Moammar Kadafi, the U.S. government has issued a reminder that Muammer Qaddafi and Moammar Gaddafi are still at large.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Promises to Kill New Bad Guy Every Month</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/05/obama-promises-to-kill-new-bad-guy-every-month/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/05/obama-promises-to-kill-new-bad-guy-every-month/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 00:27:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama has pledged to have a new bad guy murdered every month. 

Who will be next?]]></description>
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		<title>Mitt Romney Eager to Lose 2012 Election</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/01/mitt-romney-eager-to-lose-2012-election/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/01/mitt-romney-eager-to-lose-2012-election/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2011 17:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=5125</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Former presidential hopeful Mitt Romney is eager to lose the 2012 election to incumbent Barack Obama.]]></description>
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		<title>Reid Apologizes to Negroes Everywhere</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/reid-apologizes-to-negroes-everywhere/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/reid-apologizes-to-negroes-everywhere/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Senator Harry Reid apologized to “Negroes Everywhere” on Monday, for a racially charged remark he made in 2008 about then-Senator Barack Obama.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama to Enslave White People, Says GOP</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/obama-to-enslave-white-people-says-gop/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/obama-to-enslave-white-people-says-gop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=6090</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[President Obama’s healthcare plan is a thinly veiled attempt to force all white people into slavery, according to conservative talk show host Glenn Beck.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama to Send Former President Bush to World&#8217;s Hot Spots</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/obama-to-send-former-president-bush-to-world-hot-spots/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/obama-to-send-former-president-bush-to-world-hot-spots/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- In an apparent sign of reconciliation with his predecessor, President Obama said today he will be sending former president George W. Bush on peace missions to some of the most dangerous parts of the world.]]></description>
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		<title>CDC: Swine Flu Victims Are Mainly Pigs</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/swine-flu-victims-mainly-pigs/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/swine-flu-victims-mainly-pigs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=3098</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ATLANTA -- Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control have found that 99.9% of the victims of the H1N1 influenza virus, commonly known as the "Swine Flu," are pigs.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Approves Sandwich-Boarding</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/obama-approves-sandwich-boarding/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/04/obama-approves-sandwich-boarding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 22:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=2990</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order today approving the use of "Sandwich Boarding" to extract information from suspected terrorists.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Obama Wants Citizens to Print their Own Money</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/obama-wants-citizens-to-print-their-own-money/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/obama-wants-citizens-to-print-their-own-money/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 07:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=2571</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[DENVER -- The way out of the country's economic woes is to let citizens print their own money, said President Barack Obama to a cheering crowd of unemployed construction workers in the Mile High City.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Invites Snipers to Inauguration</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/obama-invites-snipers-to-inauguration/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/obama-invites-snipers-to-inauguration/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- Keeping with his message of inclusion, President-elect Barack Obama has invited a group of thirteen snipers from around the country to attend his inauguration.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Black Friday&#8221; to Be Renamed Under Obama</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/black-friday-to-be-renamed-under-obama/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/black-friday-to-be-renamed-under-obama/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CHICAGO -- As one of his first orders as President of the United States, Barack Obama pledged to rename "Black Friday" - the first day after Thanksgiving in which most retailers begin making a profit - as "Multiracial Friday." ]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking News: McCain Asks to Suspend Election</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/breaking-news-mccain-asks-to-suspend-election/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/breaking-news-mccain-asks-to-suspend-election/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK &#8212; Republican John McCain said Wednesday he wants to postpone the 2008 presidential election in order to take time to study the economy, and he has called upon Barack Obama to join him in support of this idea. &#8220;In this precarious economic time, it is important to put politics behind us and work [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New McCain Strategy: I&#8217;m Blacker than Obama</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/new-mccain-strategy-im-blacker-than-obama/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/new-mccain-strategy-im-blacker-than-obama/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PHILADELPHIA -- In a recent television ad, Senator McCain is shown addressing a group of African Americans, telling them that Obama is not half the black man he is.

"Let's not fall into the trap of judging blackness by the color of a man's skin," said McCain.  "I am proud to be a black American.  The tint of my exterior may reflect my albino heritage, but in my heart I am blacker than the decaying infra-structure of our inner cities."]]></description>
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		<title>Disorganized Community Seeks Return of Obama</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/disorganized-community-seeks-return-of-obama/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/disorganized-community-seeks-return-of-obama/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 05:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theskunk.org/?p=1133</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[POETS BEND, IL &#8212; &#8220;Bring back Barack!&#8221;  came the cries from this small town on the southside of Chicago, where, as a young man, Barack Obama once served as a community organizer. In the intervening years, however, this erstwhile well-kempt community, previously organized with such love and compassion by the Senator from Illinois, has become [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lipstick-Wearing Pig Offended by McCain Comments</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/lipstick-wearing-pig-offended-by-mccain-comments/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/lipstick-wearing-pig-offended-by-mccain-comments/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FAIRFAX, VA &#8212; John McCain accused Senator Obama today of making a disparaging reference to Gov. Sarah Palin by uttering the phrase &#8220;You can put lipstick on a pig, but it&#8217;s still a pig.&#8221; This offended Osco, a locally raised, lipstick-wearing pig from a farm in Canton.  &#8220;Wearing lipstick is a personal choice,&#8221; said Osco.  &#8220;But to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Psychic Predicts Complete Text of McCain Acceptance Speech</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/psychic-predicts-text-of-mccain-acceptance-speech/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/psychic-predicts-text-of-mccain-acceptance-speech/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ST. PAUL, MN / SPECIAL TO THE SKUNK &#8212; The head psychic on staff at TheSkunk.org has peered into the mind of John McCain to obtain the highly guarded acceptance speech he will be delivering tonight at the Republican Convention.  What follows is the full speech, pieced together directly from Senator McCain&#8217;s head, transcribed in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Gaining Ground with Lunatic Fringe</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/mccain-gaining-ground-with-lunatic-fringe/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/09/mccain-gaining-ground-with-lunatic-fringe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MINNEAPOLIS &#8212; Sen. John McCain&#8217;s polling numbers have remained consistent over the last four months, with the exception of one category, The Lunatic Fringe, where he is steadily gaining ground. A recent BSN poll showed that McCain is winning the vote of crazies, dingbats and sociopaths by 63%, which shows a significant increase of 22% [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Offers Clinton Cabinet Position</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/obama-offers-clinton-cabinet-position/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/obama-offers-clinton-cabinet-position/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DENVER, CO &#8211; In a conciliatory gesture to his opponent, Senator Obama today reached out to Senator Clinton by offering her the cabinet position of “Secretary of Sewing,” which he said he created “just for Hillary.” Although bypassing her for the number two spot on the ticket, Senator Obama said he nevertheless values Sen. Clinton’s experience and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Selects Obama for Running Mate</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-selects-obama-for-running-mate/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-selects-obama-for-running-mate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ARIZONA &#8211; In a surprise move early this morning, Sen. John McCain announced that Barack Obama will be his running mate for the 2008 presidential election. &#8220;He brings a lot of voters with him,” said McCain. “He’s stronger on the economy than I am, and together the two of us would make an unbeatable team [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Chooses Self for V.P.</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/obama-chooses-self-for-vp/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/obama-chooses-self-for-vp/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DENVER, CO &#8212; In a stunning turn of events early this morning, Senator Barack Obama announced that he would be his own running mate in the 2008 Presidential elections. &#8220;I&#8217;ve met with all the potential Vice Presidential candidates on my short list,&#8221; said Obama.  &#8220;All very fine people, but I felt in the end that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Drilling Plan: Pump Oil Directly into Ocean</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-plan-for-offshore-oil-drill-and-spill/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/mccain-plan-for-offshore-oil-drill-and-spill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW ORLEANS, LA -- John McCain announced today a plan for offshore rigs to pump oil directly into the ocean.]]></description>
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		<title>Barack Obama to Open for Led Zeppelin</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/barack-obama-to-open-for-led-zeppelin/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/barack-obama-to-open-for-led-zeppelin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://therepublicant.org/?p=121</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[CHICAGO &#8212; Barack Obama will be the opening act for Led Zeppelin&#8217;s &#8220;Man Are We Old&#8221; 2009 World Reunion tour, replacing Toto, the aging rock band that broke up earlier this year.  The Senator&#8217;s three-hour and seventy-five minute presentation will include audience favorites such as &#8220;Hope Early, Hope Often,&#8221; &#8220;I Don&#8217;t Look Like The Presidents [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama’s Pastor Damns Local Teacher</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/obamas-pastor-damns-local-teacher/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/obamas-pastor-damns-local-teacher/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 07:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a follow-up to his widely viewed performance on YouTube, where he instructed God to “Damn America,” Reverend Jeremiah Wright, Senator Obama’s controversial former pastor, is now seeking damnation of specific places within the United States.]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Designs New Logo for Obama</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/obama-campaign-reveals-new-logo/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/obama-campaign-reveals-new-logo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 21:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a growing sign of good sportsmanship between the candidates, John McCain presented Barack Obama with a new campaign logo. Designed by Sen. McCain, it depicts a stylized happy face created from circles and stripes deconstructed from the original logo.
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		<title>Satan Distances Himself from Rev. Wright</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/satan-distances-himself-from-rev-wright/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/satan-distances-himself-from-rev-wright/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 07:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a press release issued yesterday, Satan has distanced himself from Reverend Jeremiah Wright, the contentious Chicago pastor who created a maelstrom of controversy for his former congregant, Senator Barack Obama. Satan said that although he has been the “lifelong spiritual mentor” to Reverend Wright, he can no longer condone the recent comments made by [...]]]></description>
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