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Same investigator overlooked Garrido and Madoff

Same investigator overlooked Garrido and Madoff

By Editors, The Skunk • on September 2, 2009

SAN FRANCISCO – The same government investigator who failed to uncover the massive Ponzi scheme perpetrated by convicted Wall Street scammer Bernard Madoff, also neglected to notice the backyard sex prison operated by paroled rapist Phillip Garrido. Halgern Zarrington,

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Madoff seeks partnership with Ford

Madoff seeks partnership with Ford

By Editors, The Skunk • on July 23, 2009

DURHAM, NC — Upon learning that Ford Motor Company posted a surprise second-quarter profit of $2.3 billion, convicted investment manager Bernard Madoff announced his intention to partner with the American automaker

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Madoff looks forward to life after prison

Madoff looks forward to life after prison

By Editors, The Skunk • on June 29, 2009

NEW YORK — Convicted financier Bernie Madoff, sentenced to 150 years for perpetrating the largest financial scam in history, remains optimistic about life after prison. “Once I’ve repaid my debt to society,” he told reporters,” I look forward to enjoying the world

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Ponzi Heirs sue Madoff for Infringement

Ponzi Heirs sue Madoff for Infringement

By Editors, The Skunk • on February 23, 2009

NEW YORK — Descendants of legendary scammer Charles Ponzi (1882-1949) sued Bernard Madoff today for infringing on the rights to their patriarch’s proprietary system of bilking money from innocent investors. A so-called “Ponzi Scheme” uses money obtained from new investors

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Jews demote Madoff to Arab

Jews demote Madoff to Arab

By Editors, The Skunk • on February 22, 2009

NEW YORK — Once a highly-ranked, card-carrying Jew, Bernard Madoff, the mastermind behind the largest financial scam in history, has been reduced in rank to Arab. “So many Jewish charities were hurt because of this schmuck,” said Rabbi Moses Lieberman, head of the International

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Madoff asks government for money to pay off earlier investors

Madoff asks government for money to pay off earlier investors

By Editors, The Skunk • on December 22, 2008

WASHINGTON, DC — Wall Street investment manager Bernard Madoff appeared before a congressional committee Monday to ask for $60 billion to reimburse investors who have lost money with his firm in what appears to have been a massive Ponzi scam. A contrite Madoff expressed his regret at the pain caused

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