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Palin proposes ‘Mound of Mexicans’ to stop oil leak
Sarah Palin's "Mound of Mexicans" WASILLA, AK (TheSkunk.org) — Sarah Palin submitted a proposal today to stop illegal immigration and the oil spill at the same time by using those who have entered this
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BP CEO assures public his salary will not be affected by spill
NEW ORLEANS (TheSkunk.org) — In a television commercial to be aired later this week, BP CEO Tony Hayward reassures the American people that his corporate compensation package
Spilled oil was destined for gas station in Iowa
DES MOINES — BP informed the public on Thursday that the millions of barrels of oil spilling into the Gulf of Mexico were destined for a single gas station in Kimbalton,
Arizona to lower concrete boxes over illegal immigrants
PHOENIX — Arizona lawmakers today enacted legislation giving local police permission to lower thousands of 100-ton containers directly over the heads of suspected illegal immigrants. The four-story containment domes — similar in design to the one BP officials unsuccessfully sent to the bottom
Oprah to be lowered onto oil pipe to cap spill
VENICE, Louisiana – Saying it was her way of giving back to the American people for “allowing me to live my dream,” Oprah Winfrey has agreed to be lowered onto a broken
