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		<title>Republicans propose Ayatollah system for U.S.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- In a speech at a recent Republican fundraiser, former House Speaker New Gingrich proposed that the United States adopt an Iranian-style Ayatollah form of government.]]></description>
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		<title>Christ&#8217;s lover chastises gay marriage opponents</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SACRAMENTO -- Moses Josephson, the gay lover of Jesus Christ, returned from the dead on Good Friday to plead with anti-gay marriage activists to cease their activities.]]></description>
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		<title>Ted Haggard to start youth camp for sexy boys</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[COLORADO SPRINGS -- Disgraced minister Ted Haggard will be establishing a youth camp for good-looking teen boys. A press release issued from Haggard's bedroom touts the camp as a "place for handsome teenage males to explore their attractiveness and bond with other like-bodied boys and an older man."
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		<title>New Chrysler model powered by prayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:26:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT / LAKE FOREST, CA -- Struggling to emerge from its financial woes, automobile manufacturer Chrysler LLC, in partnership with pastor Rick Warren, has introduced a new model called the Jesus Chrysler.   This alternative energy vehicle forgoes the conventional gasoline engine, running instead on "faith and prayer."]]></description>
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		<title>Man&#8217;s Testicle Reveals Image of GM CEO</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MESA, AZ &#8212; A local crossing guard claims a perfect image of GM chief executive Rick Wagoner has appeared on his left testicle.  &#8220;I was masturbating last Friday, which I always do sitting on top of a hand mirror,&#8221; said Jordan Borman, 33.  &#8220;The coolness of the mirror glass feels good on my balls and [...]]]></description>
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