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		<title>Guantanamo detainee new CEO of Chrysler</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/guantanamo-detainee-new-ceo-of-chrysler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 04:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT/GUANTANAMO BAY -- Terrorist Abdullah Reza Mafabi, imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay for conspiring with Al Qaeda, is now the number-one man at Chrysler.]]></description>
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		<title>New Chrysler model powered by prayer</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/new-chrysler-model-powered-by-prayer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:26:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT / LAKE FOREST, CA -- Struggling to emerge from its financial woes, automobile manufacturer Chrysler LLC, in partnership with pastor Rick Warren, has introduced a new model called the Jesus Chrysler.   This alternative energy vehicle forgoes the conventional gasoline engine, running instead on "faith and prayer."]]></description>
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		<title>Congress tells Toyota, Honda, BMW to make shittier vehicles</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/congress-tells-toyota-honda-bmw-to-make-shittier-vehicles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 07:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- The House Financial Services Committee issued a statement today, urging foreign car manufactures to "tone down" the quality and appeal of their products, so that the big three American car companies can compete more effectively.]]></description>
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		<title>Man&#8217;s Testicle Reveals Image of GM CEO</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/mans-testicle-reveals-image-of-automaker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MESA, AZ &#8212; A local crossing guard claims a perfect image of GM chief executive Rick Wagoner has appeared on his left testicle.  &#8220;I was masturbating last Friday, which I always do sitting on top of a hand mirror,&#8221; said Jordan Borman, 33.  &#8220;The coolness of the mirror glass feels good on my balls and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Santa Won&#8217;t be Coming to Your Town</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/12/santa-wont-be-coming-to-your-town/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Santa is skipping Christmas this year. In this video, he explains why.]]></description>
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		<title>Automakers form Suicide Pact</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/12/automakers-form-suicide-pact/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT -- The chief executives from Ford, GM and Chrysler, fresh from groveling to Congress to bail their respective firms out from under their mismanagement and poor judgment, have issued a statement today outlining plans for their joint suicide. Should any of the Big Three automakers be unable to repay the billions of dollars they are requesting from the federal government, all three CEOs have vowed to kill themselves.]]></description>
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		<title>GM CEO Says Employees will Work for $1 if Company Receives Bailout</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/12/gm-ceo-says-employees-will-work-for-1-if-company-receives-bailout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT &#8212; On the heels of Ford CEO Alan Mulally&#8217;s promise to work for $1 per year if his company has to take any government loan money, GM Chief Rick Wagoner has upped the ante by telling Congress that if his firm receives bailout money, he will require all 15,000 GM employees to accept a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horse and Buggy Manufacturers Seek Fed Assistance</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/horse-and-buggy-manufacturers-seek-fed-assistance/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/horse-and-buggy-manufacturers-seek-fed-assistance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC &#8212; Two horse and buggy manufacturing executives made a trip to Capitol Hill on Friday, seeking government assistance for their flailing industry.
During hearings before the House Financial Services Committee, George Thomas Windham, CEO of McCooder &#38; Sons Buggy and Surrey Company, said that the last hundred years has seen a drastic decline in [...]]]></description>
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