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	<title>The Skunk &#124; Tasteless American Satire for the Ill-Informed &#187; congress</title>
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		<title>House Votes to Extend Hatred of Obama for Six Months</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/07/house-votes-to-extend-hatred-of-obama-for-six-months/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 20:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congress approved legislation this morning that would extend the GOP's hatred of President Obama for another six months.]]></description>
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		<title>Trump to Weiner: &#8216;Show Us Your Real Penis&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/06/trump-to-weiner-show-us-your-real-penis/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/06/trump-to-weiner-show-us-your-real-penis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 06:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK (TheSkunk.org) -- Donald Trump asserted today that a photograph supposedly depicting Rep. Anthony Weiner's erect manhood that has been circulating on Internet is not legitimate.]]></description>
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		<title>Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/04/gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 18:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich paid for multiple anal bleachings during his tenure in Congress using money from his office's general fund. <br /><br />How much did he spend?]]></description>
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		<title>Michele Bachmann Opposes No-Fly Zone in Favor of No-Mosquito Zone</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/michele-bachmann-opposes-no-fly-zone-in-favor-of-no-mosquito-zone/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/michele-bachmann-opposes-no-fly-zone-in-favor-of-no-mosquito-zone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 18:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michele Bachmann told reports she wants to repeal the no-fly zone over Libya and replace it with something else.]]></description>
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		<title>Michele Bachmann to Open Nationwide Chain of Abortion Clinics</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/michele-bachmann-to-open-nationwide-chain-of-abortion-clinics/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2011/03/michele-bachmann-to-open-nationwide-chain-of-abortion-clinics/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Mar 2011 17:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), vocal advocate for smaller government and Tea party favorite, has licensed her name and likeness to a new chain of nationwide abortion clinics.
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		<title>Enormous Mayonnaise Spill Threatens Lake Michigan</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/enormous-mayonnaise-spill-threatens-lake-michigan/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/05/enormous-mayonnaise-spill-threatens-lake-michigan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 05:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vast amounts of mayonnaise continue to spill into Lake Michigan after an explosion at the Kraft Foods factory blasted a hole in a pipeline used to manufacture the sandwich spread. ]]></description>
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		<title>Senator Wants Nation’s Jobless to be His Servants</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/03/senator-wants-nations-jobless-to-be-his-servants/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/03/senator-wants-nations-jobless-to-be-his-servants/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“They should consider it an internship,” said Bunning. “They will learn the inner workings of my life -- where I keep the toilet paper, for instance, and how I clip my toenails -- while gaining valuable, real-world job experience.”]]></description>
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		<title>Toyota Camry Sprouts Wings, Flies into 61st Floor of Empire State Building</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/toyota-camry-sprouts-wings/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/02/toyota-camry-sprouts-wings/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Toyota Camry sprouted wings and flew uncontrollably from a highway in Massachusetts into the 61st floor of the Empire State Building over the weekend.
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		<title>Voters Disappointed in Scott Brown&#8217;s Accomplishments in U.S. Senate</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/voters-disappointed-in-scott-brown/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2010/01/voters-disappointed-in-scott-brown/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BOSTON -- Ever since Scott Brown was elected on Tuesday to fill the Senate seat once held by Ted Kennedy, Massachusetts voters have expressed their overwhelming disappointment with his inability to acccomplish anything.
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		<title>Man Wearing Tea Kettle on Head Opposes Healthcare Reform</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/man-wearing-tea-kettle-on-head-opposes-healthcare-reform/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/man-wearing-tea-kettle-on-head-opposes-healthcare-reform/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON – A man wearing a teakettle on his head stated his opposition to President Obama’s healthcare reform legislation Saturday during a Tea Party protest held at the nation’s capitol.
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		<title>Budweiser Hires Congressman Wilson for ‘Rudest Man’ Commercials</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/budweiser-hires-congressman-wilson-for-rudest-man-commercials/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/budweiser-hires-congressman-wilson-for-rudest-man-commercials/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC), who shot to fame by hollering “You lie!” during President Obama’s speech on healthcare, has been tapped to appear in a series of Budweiser commercials as the “Rudest Man in America.”
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		<title>Congressman Legalizes Pot for Himself</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/congressman-legalizes-pot-for-himself/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/congressman-legalizes-pot-for-himself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 05:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- Congressman Sal Dennison (D-OH) successfully inserted an amendment into a House bill, which would legalize marijuana for his own personal use.]]></description>
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		<title>Man Gets Cash for Clunker Wife</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/man-gets-cash-for-clunker-wife/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/man-gets-cash-for-clunker-wife/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BUTTE, MO -- Due to a loophole in the federal “Cash for Clunkers” program, local dentist Halman Johnson was able to bring his wife of twenty-two years into the local Ford dealership and walk away with $4500 cash and a 2010 Escort Cabriolet hybrid.]]></description>
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		<title>Specter Switches Genders</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/specter-switches-genders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- Following his surprising switch to the Democratic Party, Senator Arlen Specter has announced that as of Monday he will no longer identify with the male gender, and will be joining the ranks of congressional females.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Wants Citizens to Print their Own Money</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/obama-wants-citizens-to-print-their-own-money/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/02/obama-wants-citizens-to-print-their-own-money/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 07:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DENVER -- The way out of the country's economic woes is to let citizens print their own money, said President Barack Obama to a cheering crowd of unemployed construction workers in the Mile High City.]]></description>
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		<title>Congress Tells Toyota, Honda, BMW to Make Shittier Vehicles</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/congress-tells-toyota-honda-bmw-to-make-shittier-vehicles/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/congress-tells-toyota-honda-bmw-to-make-shittier-vehicles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 07:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON -- The House Financial Services Committee issued a statement today, urging foreign car manufactures to "tone down" the quality and appeal of their products, so that the big three American car companies can compete more effectively.]]></description>
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		<title>Man&#8217;s Testicle Reveals Image of GM CEO</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/mans-testicle-reveals-image-of-automaker/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/01/mans-testicle-reveals-image-of-automaker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A local crossing guard claims a perfect image of GM chief executive Rick Wagoner has appeared on his left testicle. ]]></description>
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		<title>Porn Industry to get $100 Billion in Federal Aid</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/12/porn-industry-to-get-100-billion-in-federal-aid/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:11:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8212; Leaders in the adult entertainment industry, hit hard in the current recession, testified before Congress Monday, explaining the need for $100 billion dollars in government assistance to keep their various enterprises afloat. Leigh Flanders, a producer of hard-core gay videos, claimed the American porn industry is responsible for the livelihood of thousands of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Automakers Form Suicide Pact</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/12/automakers-form-suicide-pact/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT -- The chief executives from Ford, GM and Chrysler, fresh from groveling to Congress to bail their respective firms out from under their mismanagement and poor judgment, have issued a statement today outlining plans for their joint suicide. Should any of the Big Three automakers be unable to repay the billions of dollars they are requesting from the federal government, all three CEOs have vowed to kill themselves.]]></description>
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		<title>GM CEO Says Employees will Work for $1 if Company Receives Bailout</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/12/gm-ceo-says-employees-will-work-for-1-if-company-receives-bailout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DETROIT &#8212; On the heels of Ford CEO Alan Mulally&#8217;s promise to work for $1 per year if his company has to take any government loan money, GM Chief Rick Wagoner has upped the ante by telling Congress that if his firm receives bailout money, he will require all 15,000 GM employees to accept a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horse and Buggy Manufacturers Seek Fed Assistance</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/11/horse-and-buggy-manufacturers-seek-fed-assistance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC -- Two horse and buggy manufacturing executives made a trip to Capitol Hill on Friday, seeking government assistance for their flailing industry.]]></description>
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		<title>Congress Outsources Workload to Malaysia</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/08/congress-outsources-to-malaysia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, DC—The United States Congress is outsourcing its workload to a contactor in Malaysia, according to a report by the U.S. Government Accountability Office. Beginning this month, the laborious task of lawmaking will be sent to the Tengku Wan Consulting and Sewage Company in Kuala Lumpur.]]></description>
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