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		<title>High School Junior Cannot Stop Using the Word &#8216;Dude&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/11/high-school-junior-cannot-stop-using-the-word-dude/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TEMPLE CITY, CA -- High school junior Byron Carter has tried unsuccessfully for the last six months to utter a complete sentence that does not contain the word "dude" in it.]]></description>
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		<title>Teachers Union Blames Low Scores on Dumb Students</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2011/06/teachers-union-blames-low-scores-on-dumb-students/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 01:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A spokesperson for the National Education Association said the reason students are performing below par on national testing standards is because they are "really, really dumb."]]></description>
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		<title>Booger Stem Cells Show Promise</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/10/booger-stem-cells-show-promise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SANTA CLARITA, CA -- Researchers at College of the Canyons have released results to a study suggesting that human boogers may contain stem cells with similar regenerative qualities to those of embryos.]]></description>
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		<title>Pie Donations Down at Clown Colleges</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/pie-donations-down-at-clown-colleges/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/09/pie-donations-down-at-clown-colleges/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 07:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the growing need, donations of cream-filled pies are down 65% at clown colleges across the U.S. ]]></description>
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		<title>Suicide Note Reveals Poor Grammar</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/suicide-note-reveals-poor-grammar/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/08/suicide-note-reveals-poor-grammar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RAMSDELL, MO -- A suicide note left by a local man demonstrated a remarkably poor understanding of syntax and grammar, according to authorities.]]></description>
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		<title>Premature Ejaculator Gets Second Date</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/07/premature-ejaculator-gets-second-date/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[PITTSBURGH -- High school senior Sean Allwinter prematurely ejaculated in his pants last Friday while on a first date with classmate Brenda Hendricks. Now she has agreed to go out with him again.]]></description>
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		<title>Gunman Targets Online University</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/gunman-targets-online-university/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2009/05/gunman-targets-online-university/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 20:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[online]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE INTERNET -- Armed with a single Xbox controller, an assailant went on a rampage at Allerman Online University, firing hundreds of virtual rounds at student avatars and targeting the school's About page and interactive flash instructions.]]></description>
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		<title>McCain Plans to Visit his Grade School Teachers</title>
		<link>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/mccain-plans-to-visit-his-grade-school-teachers/</link>
		<comments>http://theskunk.org/2008/05/mccain-plans-to-visit-his-grade-school-teachers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 02:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editors, The Skunk</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Election 2008]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[john mccain]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After watching American Idol finalist David Cook pay a warm and loving visit to his former elementary school music teacher on the hit Fox TV show last night, John McCain decided to visit his own grade school teachers. Riding in his campaign bus through his hometown in Northern Virginia, the erstwhile schoolboy stared out his [...]]]></description>
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