Feds to Wager $200 Billion in Vegas Gaming
WASHINGTON, DC — Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson announced today that the United States has allotted $200 billion of the recently passed congressional economic bailout to be played on table games in Las Vegas. “It’s quite simple,” explained Paulson. “We take some of that bailout money and put it on two or three numbers
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Tennessee Man Receives Government Bailout
WASHINGTON — The Federal Reserve today announced it will be giving 14 billion dollars to Thomas Shale, a blue collar textile worker from Knoxville. Mr. Shale had fallen into tremendous, unmanageable debt over the last three years and was on the brink of financial ruin. “I went a little
